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Going to be hilarious when he pops for PEDs next year.

After the game, the whole team should line up and allow Yordan to punch every one of them in the nuts.

At this point he’s just showing off now lol jeez 

Literally no pride from  anyone on the pitching staff and really only Alvarez and the one bregman bomb 

4 minutes ago, Lat22 said:

I think the Rangers crush either NL team. 

They might. But Wheeler and Nola and some of their lefty relievers are pretty salty. I rarely care to watch a WS w/o the Astros, but this time around I probably will. 

5 minutes ago, Eastwood said:

Going to be hilarious when he pops for PEDs next year.

Motherfucker has a Bonds head for sure.  Maybe he’s just a genetic freak, who knows.  

Dusty thank you for your service. You filled a role, and we thank you for it. But get the fuck out. Not intentionally walking Garcia in any scenario half way through the series, not starting Diaz while Maldo fumbles every at bat. I'm done. Get the fuck out. 

4 minutes ago, Lat22 said:

I think the Rangers crush either NL team. 

I really don’t think they are that good, at least compared to the last few WS champs.  Every time I take a look at their stats on baseball reference I think “THIS team is beating us?!?!”  Pretty much everyone is playing better than they did in the regular season.  
 

Of course a fucking front runner like Smoltz is anointing them the next dynasty here in the 8th inning.  

 

1 minute ago, LCHorn said:

I really don’t think they are that good, at least compared to the last few WS champs.  Every time I take a look at their stats on baseball reference I think “THIS team is beating us?!?!”  Pretty much everyone is playing better than they did in the regular season.  
 

Of course a fucking front runner like Smoltz is anointing them the next dynasty here in the 8th inning.  

 

Smoltz' hate for the Astros is ridiculous.

Just now, TexArcher said:

I mean, that's an ejection, right?

Should be.

Just now, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

Pena looks terrible in his ABs.

Everyone but Alvarez and altuve look terrible.

This doesn’t happen if Crane honors the sublease he gave to Spirit Halloween when it looked like we were missing the playoffs. 

 

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Haha, now they put in Diaz.  At least he’s rested…

2 minutes ago, LCHorn said:

Haha, now they put in Diaz.  At least he’s rested…

Diaz has been in since the 7th

Edited by UTexasFight

6 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

Diaz has been in since the 7th

You sound way too sober to be suffering through this inning.  

12 minutes ago, LCHorn said:

I really don’t think they are that good, at least compared to the last few WS champs.  Every time I take a look at their stats on baseball reference I think “THIS team is beating us?!?!”  Pretty much everyone is playing better than they did in the regular season.  

Of course a fucking front runner like Smoltz is anointing them the next dynasty here in the 8th inning. 

They will have the better manager, they hit a ton, and they haven't lost on the road in the postseason.

They are going to be a tough out.

Was hoping Garcia would get another AB, so Stanek could clock him. Oh, well. 

Disappointed there was no payback for Chas. They send one of ours to the training table we send one of theirs to the ICU

Another half inning left.  Then the void.   Watching until the bitter end.  

Fuck it, at this point bring back the cheater!!!!!!

Dusty needs to retire. If he insists on continuing to manage at 75, let some rebuilding or not-even-trying team have him take the reins. I want somebody born after the dawn of color TV filling out lineup cards for the Astros.

Maldy needs to retire. Not a team on earth that needs a 37-year old 0.2 WAR catcher with .190 average and the mobility of an arthritic sloth.

Brantley needs to retire. Love ya, Uncle Mike, but he'll turn 37 early next season and is washed. Also, pretty clear Meyers is not going to take up a major step forward and be an everyday starter for us. Dubon is a quality bench guy, but that's it. Sign/trade a legit starting OF.

Garcia won't be back for a long while. You can't count on LMJ being ready or staying healthy next year. France overperformed and is probably not a legit MLB starter. Brown is a work in progress. We need 1-2 more real starters in the rotation.

Hope and pray that Pena can recover from this horrendous power slump and that Tucker's abysmal post-season was a fluke. 

Wrap Altuve and Alvarez in protective bubble wrap until Opening Day.

Edited by Storm the Field

2 minutes ago, Storm the Field said:

Brantley needs to retire.

I’d love to bring him back as part of platoon or to be the first bat off the bench.  Rough game for him today.  

1 minute ago, LCHorn said:

I’d love to bring him back as part of platoon or to be the first bat off the bench.  Rough game for him today.  

Turn him into a hitting coach somewhere in the organization.

It will be fitting if the season ends with Tucker looking lost on a strikeout.

It will be fitting if the season ends with Tucker looking lost on a strikeout.

Sigh.

Last out by tuck, fitting

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