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#5901

Did I see that stat right during the game that the Astros have finished with a winning record on 15 of their last 16 road trips? That's insane. 

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#5904

The MLB app is having some kind of issue today.  1 of my friends has been getting final score alerts on her phone for every Astros game that was played on this date.

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#5905
1 hour ago, kevwun said:

The MLB app is having some kind of issue today.  1 of my friends has been getting final score alerts on her phone for every Astros game that was played on this date.

I know it’s only May, but Darling getting the best of Nolan kinda hurts

I would not be shocked to see these two teams have some sort of epic LCS in a few months.

 

#5906

Scipio Spinks also took a loss against the Padres.  That is a great name.

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#5907
16 hours ago, Huckleberry said:

Did I see that stat right during the game that the Astros have finished with a winning record on 15 of their last 16 road trips? That's insane. 

Looks like it might be “non-losing” rather than “winning” record.

But still… our last two “losing” trips were in August 2022 (3-4 at CHW and ATL) and way back in September 2021 (3-4 at LAA and OAK).  Had a few others where we went .500 last year 

Now if only we could manage a “winning” homestand…

#5909
Just now, Wulaw Horn said:

I said 5-1 in the week to come and Andrew had 3-3. We need to shove a broom up the cubs ass and then I get to do the same to him. 
 


5-1 would be 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

#5911
9 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

I said 5-1 in the week to come and Andrew had 3-3. We need to shove a broom up the cubs ass and then I get to do the same to him. 
 

Oh so it’s THAT type of podcast 😲

#5912
19 hours ago, Gut Wagon said:

Shocked (not really) that no one asked if Diaz needs to catch all the pitchers in case something happens to Maldenado. 

Oh, they asked. Good God, that answer tho

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#5913
50 minutes ago, Victor Lazlo said:

Oh, they asked. Good God, that answer tho

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Haven't had time to think about it? All he's paid to do is manage the Astros. We Surlyites are super busy and yet still have had a lot of time to think about it. 

#5914
5 minutes ago, Gut Wagon said:

Haven't had time to think about it? All he's paid to do is manage the Astros. We Surlyites are super busy and yet still have had a lot of time to think about it. 

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#5916
33 minutes ago, Gut Wagon said:

Haven't had time to think about it? All he's paid to do is manage the Astros. We Surlyites are super busy and yet still have had a lot of time to think about it. 

 

27 minutes ago, IDIOTsavant said:

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After this, I looked up that I have 8,000 posts, which means I have dedicated about one entire hour of my life to thinking about what I'm going to post here. 

#5919
2 hours ago, Victor Lazlo said:

Oh, they asked. Good God, that answer tho

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It's so fucking absurd I'm just laughing right now.  St. Maldonado of minute maid.  Son of a fucking bitch man, it's so stupid at this point.  

#5921
3 hours ago, Wulaw Horn said:

I said 5-1 in the week to come and Andrew had 3-3. We need to shove a broom up the cubs ass and then I get to do the same to him. 
 

 

4 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

2 people getting together from surly?  You bet your ass it is. 

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#5922

Nothing but love for mancini …

Trey Mancini is here! He’ll be presented with his ring before the game.

 

#5923
Just now, tx 3 putt said:

Nothing but love for mancini …

Trey Mancini is here! He’ll be presented with his ring before the game.

 

Boy he was terrible last year after about the first week of being over here.  Who knows if we win a world series without him making that play while falling all over himself- probably the best defensive play he's made as a 1b in his lifetime even if he looked like a donkey while doing it.  

Little things sometimes necessary to win it all.  Glad he had a part in it and will feel like a contributor when he looks at his ring b/c he seems like an awesome dude. 

#5925
2 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

He was Abreu before Abreu was cool 

He has a -0.5 WAR.  Everyone the Astros considered for even a millisecond for the 2023 team is absofuckinglutely terrible right now. It's truly bizarre.  Unless you think they considered JV. He's awesome as per usual.  But I sort of don't think they ever had the slightest intention of offering him a contract he'd actually accept. 

#5926
13 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Nothing but love for mancini …

Trey Mancini is here! He’ll be presented with his ring before the game.

 

Toxic organization.

#5927
1 minute ago, Wulaw Horn said:

He has a -0.5 WAR.  Everyone the Astros considered for even a millisecond for the 2023 team is absofuckinglutely terrible right now. It's truly bizarre.  Unless you think they considered JV. He's awesome as per usual.  But I sort of don't think they ever had the slightest intention of offering him a contract he'd actually accept. 


i thought Abreu was a good signing and replacement / upgrade for yuli. but it was a shitty fa class from the start. Everyone over paid 

#5929

Breaking News - I’ll be at the hooks game tomorrow. Expect a full game report with pics. I also need a new hooks cap. Going to pregame at Railroad Seafood by the stadium. 

#5930
1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

Altuve will be in cc this week for his rehab 

Already demoted to AA after his 1-13 start at Sugar Land. 

#5931
5 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

Already demoted to AA after his 1-13 start at Sugar Land. 


 

"He's not getting a bunch of hits, but he feels good, so he's going to go to Corpus tomorrow and spend a couple days down there," Baker told the media prior to Monday's game against the Chicago Cubs. "He knows his timing is off a little bit, and he wants to be wide open when he gets here and have everything back to normal. This is Spring Training big time for him, so you can't rush him."

 

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#5932

Boom Mancini...for the one post-season hit he had last season.

Not Boom-Boom.

#5933

Baker said it was "too soon" to determine when Altuve will return to the Astros, though he did not completely shoot down the possibility of him joining the MLB club during its current homestand.

"I'm not sure, it just depends what kind of timing he feels," Baker added. "Like I said, we don't want to rush him. We want him ready when he gets back. He'll be inserted probably into leadoff role, and those at-bats, they add up pretty quickly."

#5938
2 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:


i thought Abreu was a good signing and replacement / upgrade for yuli. but it was a shitty fa class from the start. Everyone over paid 

Agreed completely on Abreu. As it turned out no good options. 

#5942
37 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Agreed completely on Abreu. As it turned out no good options. 

Matijevic is chilling at Sugar Land with a .927 OPS

#5949

Slappy!

Nice route Magellan.  Lulz at Blum saying the ball beat him.  And that he hit it with authority.

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