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Spent the money for mlb access, and already happy with the decision. Watched some spring training games and will watch the Astros all season. Paid the extra to get all games so can watch as many games as I want. 

9 straight sliders to strike out the side?

From Abreu?

2 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

Spent the money for mlb access, and already happy with the decision. Watched some spring training games and will watch the Astros all season. Paid the extra to get all games so can watch as many games as I want. 

Your vpn ?

Brian Abreu is fucking filthy. 
Still wish we turned him into a starter (tried to I mean) but that was so absurd. 

Just now, tx 3 putt said:

Your vpn ?

Using my fire stick

1 minute ago, Mo Horn said:

Using my fire stick

Are you in the greater Houston area?  I assumed it would be blacked out.

The 7th inning is the perfect encapsulation of why this team is so filthy. 
2 blue star plays on defense and then 2 out rally keeping the lineup turning the entire way and taking advantage of the other team making a lazy defensive play. 

1 minute ago, Dutchrudder said:

Are you in the greater Houston area?  I assumed it would be blacked out.

Mo Horn. Guessing Missouri. 

2 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

The 7th inning is the perfect encapsulation of why this team is so filthy. 
2 blue star plays on defense and then 2 out rally keeping the lineup turning the entire way and taking advantage of the other team making a lazy defensive play. 


that Tucker catch was fantastic 

3 minutes ago, Dutchrudder said:

Are you in the greater Houston area?  I assumed it would be blacked out.

Nope. KC area. Can't watch the Royals. Whatever will I do?

2 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Mo Horn. Guessing Missouri. 

Yup

Hensley should keep starting until Altuve is ready.  Great hit

4 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Y’all keep talking shit about henssley !!!!

Honest question, does anyone here talk shit about him?

14 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Your vpn ?

Unlocator Smart DNS for me

$5/month but we’ll worth it.

subscribed in 2 minutes and up and running in 3.

didn't even have to reset my router 

2 minutes ago, rvm96 said:

Honest question, does anyone here talk shit about him?

I will if it means he keeps playing well!

Just now, UTexasFight said:

Unlocator Smart DNS for me

$5/month but we’ll worth it.

subscribed in 2 minutes and up and running in 3.

didn't even have to reset my router 

for the non compies, what does this mean ? 

Hensley can play LF, correct?  
If Brantley ever gets back I really don’t particularly want to see him face LHP. 
this Lineup against lefties is pretty fucking filthy:

Altuve/Peña/Bregman/Alvarez/Abreu/Tucker/Chas/Hensley/Diaz. 
Fucking how me a loss. 

really the deal is- if you just play Hensley and Chas while Altuve is out you still have 8 non-shitty hitters. Dusty can choose 5 or he can choose 8. Up to him. 

4 minutes ago, rvm96 said:

Honest question, does anyone here talk shit about him?

I’ve never seen it. 

10 minutes ago, runthebone said:

Definitely starting Dubon tomorrow

You may be joking, but I give it a 75% chance that he is

5 minutes ago, Make em eat Taco Bell said:

i want to see Stanek 

Don't think he has made it out of Dusty's seemingly random doghouse yet

1 minute ago, Wulaw Horn said:

This umps zone is dogshit. 

Maybe he thinks they also made Home Plate a few inches bigger? 

Nice comeback win tonight. Let's take this series and start the season hot

Just now, Make em eat Taco Bell said:

for the non compies, what does this mean ? 

https://unlocator.com
 

I have a separate router (netgear) that I use. Subscribe for $5/month. Follow the instructions to change the IP address for that router brand, switch whatever device you’re using to connect to wifi over that router and you’re in business

 

slightly annoying because I haven’t figured out how to flip channels without toggling to a different wifi network (that isn’t set up like the above) but other than that, it works great.

in other words if I’m connected to the router setup with the unlocator settings, channels like espn, Netflix recognize somethings not right and won’t load 

Gotta win one to start a streak.
 

Great bounce back in front of a Friday crowd.  

7 minutes ago, Make em eat Taco Bell said:

next game 15 hours from now.  Beat those Michael Wilbons!   What is the ETA for Brantley? 

They insisted Opening Day. But I guess technically they didn’t specify what year.

15 minutes ago, Make em eat Taco Bell said:

next game 15 hours from now.  Beat those Michael Wilbons!   What is the ETA for Brantley? 

They said about 3 more weeks tonight

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