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#7054
1 minute ago, kevwun said:

Maybe he has to take a dump.

Maybe he feels the same way about this game as I do right now. A dump seems like a better use of time at this point.

LET’S FUCKING GO!

#7060
On 5/22/2023 at 8:19 PM, billfromlaketravis said:

Awesome.

1 run or less tomorrow all but guaranteed now. 

I hate being right all the time. 
 

At least the cyborg is fully operational. 

Edited by billfromlaketravis

#7062
2 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

We just need to get Yordan up in the 9th per the stats posted earlier 

We’re gonna need somebody on base as well. 

#7066

Not even a loud fart so far tonight. Dusty needs to get his head out of his ass regarding the lineup. 
Ok, we have a base runner. Let’s go Ted.

#7068

I literally enjoy theses threads during a game. I can't watch, and I only occasionally watch a start app....  This is entertaining stuff. 

2 minutes ago, runthebone said:

[every Astros fan, fingers crossed]  Please get on base for Abreu to win this

You misspelled Alvarez

#7069
1 minute ago, Slacks said:

I literally enjoy theses threads during a game. I can't watch, and I only occasionally watch a start app....  This is entertaining stuff. 

Can you hit?

#7075

The Brewers are out here pinch running up 2 when Dusty won't pinch hit down 1

#7077

Welp. One of those nights I guess. We had good enough pitching to avoid this mess but couldn’t place a ball offensively to counter this shit. Whole team seems off tonight. 

#7080

I wouldn't have guessed/remembered Mike Scott was still with the Stros as late as 1991

#7087

I love Bags as much as the next guy. He will always be an Astros icon and HOF player. That being said, what does he know about championship baseball? Of course, it’s not necessarily his fault. He never had ownership and front office support to find out. But still, he doesn’t have those skins necessary IMO to warrant expert credibility on the subject.

#7088
12 minutes ago, Mitch Hedberg said:

GM Bagwell is a master spin doctor. 

Crane must have put him in the booth

#7089
1 hour ago, Mo Horn said:

Hopefully he just got sick

Like the rest of us that watched that mess. Hopefully he’s fine and can help bring this team together.

#7096
9 hours ago, Scraps said:

Hoping explosive diarrhea

Most productivity of the evening.

#7097

Baseball is such a stupid game. 
we played almost the worst lineup we could Monday and scored 12, including 3/5 from Numks and a combined 1500 feet in HR between Julks, Maldy and Dubon. 
last night is our best lineup of the year and we get blanked. Baseball is very very stupid and that’s the reason why a postseason best of 3 then 5 then 7 then 7 will always be a coinflip no matter how much better you are than the other team. 

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#7099
1 hour ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Baseball is such a stupid game. 
we played almost the worst lineup we could Monday and scored 12, including 3/5 from Numks and a combined 1500 feet in HR between Julks, Maldy and Dubon. 
last night is our best lineup of the year and we get blanked. Baseball is very very stupid and that’s the reason why a postseason best of 3 then 5 then 7 then 7 will always be a coinflip no matter how much better you are than the other team. 

Not to mention that Game 1 we went against a Cy Young pitcher, while yesterday it was fucking 7.00 era Colin Rea.

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