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Just now, Hank Chinaski said:

Not nearly enough obscene hand/finger gestures in this photo. 


Houston is getting soft 

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37 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

Hopefully, he didn't catch that family matter from Brantley.

56 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Hopefully he can break their hearts again ….

 

Hmm. Same cadence as a "Who's your daddy?" chant. What a coincidence. 

As for the Astros, just like that they're on pace for 108 wins. Ha. 

6 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

It's shockingly aggy, it's their very own "Saw Varsity's Horns off"

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9 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

Hopefully he can break their hearts again ….

 

Holy shit, he/the Astros have completely broken them. 

Commence the Surly Stros teeth gnashing and April lineup bitching

 

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Hensley / chas / Julks, like it. Get them to 100 AB’s asap (Diaz too)

dubon has a glove

Let’s get win #3 today !!!

 

Clevinger sucks ass so the lineup shouldn't matter.

Bregman lets get a hit before May

Anyone that wanted bregman hitting lead off, need to be punched in the nuts 

I’d like to see Chas hit lead off and slide everyone back to their normal slot 

6 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Anyone that wanted bregman hitting lead off, need to be punched in the nuts 

I still think he should lead off. He has a .374 OBP for his career. He gets on base more consistently than anyone other than Yordan (who I’d have batting second), first 3 games notwithstanding.

But lineups have been fine so far, Pena is fine at 1 until Altuve gets back; though I agree with others about Chas…not sure why he isn’t starting in CF 3 out of every 4 games. He’s a good player. And to your point, I’d be fine if you wanted to flip-flop he and Pena in the order.

He needs to be driving in runs. Others need to get on base for him 

Brantley back to Florida this am. Hope to have him back by the end of the month, but they won’t rush him. He’ll have a rehab assignment 

mccullers threw yesterday, feels great (not off the mound) 

 

1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

He needs to be driving in runs. Others need to get on base for him 

Well you’re thinking like Dusty, at any rate. 

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Dana Brown :

expects Dirden to get a look this season. Julks had the AAA numbers last year over dirden 

Astros only team to start with 8 straight games 

blanco could be the #6 starter. Stretch out the staters / extra rest during a long season 

dusty earlier on blanco, didn’t want to use him a 3rd inning yesterday and not have him available for 3 days 

Brantley, 4th or 5th week of the season. Taking it slow. Swinging and he’s fine 

McCullers - no pain. He said he’s ready for the mound 

Blake Taylor - minor league rehab. feeling good on back to back days. 
 

 

 

 

It sure is nice seeing the Sunday Astros jerseys again...

 

fuck the offseason.

He seems  like he drank about 20 cups of coffee... damn.

13 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Fuck me, white sox have hit way too many Astros this series 

Fuck this shit 

13 minutes ago, Gourmand said:

we're gonna have some benches clear today i think

Let it be so 

I've grown to hate the Chisox. Their uniforms are ugly, and it looks like all of them are Sluggo from that old comic strip. In my mind's ear they all talk like 1930s gangsters. They keep on beaning Astros. They need an ass-whoopin'. To reiterate, fuck the Chisox.

Chas knew if he had to come out , dusty would bench him for a week 😂😂😂

Not able to watch. Who’d they hit? And did they have to leave game?

Not able to watch. Who’d they hit? And did they have to leave game?
Abreu in 1st
We hit Vaughn in 2nd
They hit Chas in 2nd

None of them came out
28 minutes ago, MaybeACoordinator said:

I've grown to hate the Chisox. Their uniforms are ugly.

Their uniforms and not being the Cubs are the only things they have going for them.

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Stop doing the wave assholes

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