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Hope Altuve plays

 

The Astros would never lie to us about an injury, so I'm not worried

(for those who don't know smoke from Canadian wildfires is swamping over NYC making it look orange)

2 minutes ago, Make em eat Taco Bell said:

what an insult to sit Bregs and play Abreu.  When will Dusty wise up and put Dubon on 1b?

 

has bregman had an off day ?

also, someone check my math but a win tonight locks in the season W. might be important at the end of the season of they jays make a hard charge (they need to fire their manager mid season phillies style)

Lineup freak outs are still hilarious.

Bregs needs a day off.  

Kissinger’s an unknown at this point. The only liability is Abreu.    

bregman has known for at least a week, he wasn't playing today

 

man, I loooooooooooooooooove altuve in front of yordan. id rather chas / jake / dubon at leadoff, and altuve hitting #2 

1 hour ago, Guadaloopy said:

Kissinger’s an unknown at this point. 

Not really. We’re talking about a guy who’s never been a good offensive player in the minors.

God dammit i get to hear mouth running from these canadians again because this dumbass lineup....fuck me

54 minutes ago, Hank Chinaski said:

Not really. We’re talking about a guy who’s never been a good offensive player in the minors.

That doesn't stop them from giving Julks plenty of time. 

Beer lids seem very pussy. Yet i am using it

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8 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Beer lids seem very pussy. Yet i am using it

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Be super careful there.  The net has never been high enough for the design of the lower deck behind it. Balls come in freaking hot.  Saw a girl take one off the shoulder the first time I was there.  Saw another ball slam into an empty seat and bounce back ten rows.  Though those were close to straight behind home

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Looks better than that stadium lid...
 
They opened it like 15 mins before game last night. Quebec wildfires up here have shit hazed out

Looks like its staying closed tonight

Fuck off Kalas.  Yainer didn't call for a hanging slider right down the pipe.

8 minutes ago, WBT said:

Fuck off Kalas.  Yainer didn't call for a hanging slider right down the pipe.

Radio said 3 sliders in a row, he hung the third one 

11 minutes ago, WBT said:

Fuck off Kalas.  Yainer didn't call for a hanging slider right down the pipe.

If Maldy was behind the dish, it would definitely be his fault. Am I doing this right?

7 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

If Maldy was behind the dish, it would definitely be his fault. Am I doing this right?

Daniel Bryan Yes GIF

4 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Two hour game?

All for it if we can keep the score the same.  

Dammit

10 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Who do we blame for that one?

The ump was no help tonight

6 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Is that pitch count right???


yes 

Just now, HtownHorn said:

Astros bullpen continues its run of shitty pitching.

Actual pitching isn't why a run scored. 

On 6/1/2023 at 6:34 PM, HtownHorn said:

Yep. Blanco is not an MLB caliber player. 

sorry guardians of the galaxy GIF

Astros bullpen continues its run of shitty pitching.

An anemic offense has a funny way of drawing attention to the bullpen.
7 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:


An anemic offense has a funny way of drawing attention to the bullpen.

That is a given with the current makeup of the team and the decisions Dusty makes on a daily basis.

7 minutes ago, rvm96 said:

sorry guardians of the galaxy GIF

He's not. 4 BBs and 2 HRs allowed is a shitty start. Josh James and Andre Scrubb were once MLB pitchers too.

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4 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:


An anemic offense has a funny way of drawing attention to the bullpen.

 

4 hours ago, HtownHorn said:

Holy shit. That lineup is straight up fucking trash.

 

This is a mistake....should let Bassitt finish us

1 minute ago, Scraps said:

This is a mistake....should let Bassitt finish us


100% agree. His pitch count is low 

Dubon almost tied it up. I'll take a double

Jose, you gotta at least hit the to the right side

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