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Well fuck. Sometimes I hate baseball. Tonight is one of those nights. 

On 6/5/2023 at 8:12 PM, HtownHorn said:

If recent history repeats itself, Toronto will win the series while the Astros struggle to score 3 runs combined over the next 2 games.

Nailed it.

 

Though I guess we could actually tie the series with a win tomorrow.

Edited by HtownHorn

Just now, Mo Horn said:

Well fuck. Sometimes I hate baseball. Tonight is one of those nights. 

Brown and blanco pitched good enough to win

1 minute ago, HtownHorn said:

Nailed it.

 

Though I guess we could actually tie the series with a win tomorrow.

🤔

Just now, tx 3 putt said:

Brown and blanco pitched good enough to win

Yup. Bullpen has been average to below average lately. 

Couldn't ask for more than the leadoff double with Altuve, Yordan, and Tucker coming up

2 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

Yup. Bullpen has been average to below average lately. 

They had a lot of help from an even more below average offense.

Blaming this loss on anything besides a bullshit lineup and even shittier hitting is just grasping at straws. This was a winnable game. They just step on their dicks at the plate. 

I get that there were two outs and no one on, but allowing Kessinger to bat in the 8th with Breggy and Pena on the bench is certainly something.

Fucking dipshit Abreu striking out on a pitch clock and dipshit Nerris putting the winning run on base with a pitch clock.  We deserve what we got today.  

Altuve/Yordan/Tucker come the fuck on.

Surprising that Dusty’s lineup failed to produce. Maybe don’t start a rookie who can’t hit in the minors.

Edited by Hank Chinaski

23 minutes ago, Mitch Hedberg said:

Blaming this loss on anything besides a bullshit lineup and even shittier hitting is just grasping at straws. This was a winnable game. They just step on their dicks at the plate. 

The offense sucks, but the bullpen hasn't been great either in the past 8 or so games. They have like 2 appearances where they didn't give up a baserunner over that span. This is where Dusty is just a shitty manager with no in-game strategy. I would have told Altuve to bunt.

I’m thinking about taking up cutting myself after the last 2, what’s the proper way to get started?  

1 hour ago, Wulaw Horn said:

I’m thinking about taking up cutting myself after the last 2, what’s the proper way to get started?  


Rangers lost, cut a little deeper 🥺🥺🥺🥺

Wow a Thursday game, and not a day game.

16 hours ago, Mo Horn said:

Well fuck. Sometimes I hate baseball. Tonight is one of those nights. 

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Yeah.

baseball is the cruelest sport

14 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:


Rangers lost, cut a little deeper 🥺🥺🥺🥺

You'd rather they won?

Edited by WBT

Please don't make Valdez 6-5 tonight.

39 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

 

Needed to take advantage of the good pitching luck. 

I hope he’s upgraded his security and hired a guard service ….

 

12 minutes ago, Seasick Sailor said:

 

It's becoming very apparent Dusty's brain is not functioning at all.

How much longer is left on his deal?  They need to stop including him in roster moves and plans.

3 minutes ago, kevwun said:

How much longer is left on his deal?  They need to stop including him in roster moves and plans.

Signed through 2026.

Yeeesh.  At least Brown will have no reason to have any hope of production from him.

33 minutes ago, Seasick Sailor said:

 


you want runners on base for Altuve + he’ll see more strikes with Yordan behind him 


 

 

 

16 minutes ago, Seasick Sailor said:

 


he’s done. I hope his contract was insured 

Edited by tx 3 putt

Seth Meyers Please GIF by Late Night with Seth Meyers
 

unpopular opinion … healthy brantley is better than anyone we’d be able to trade for 

25 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Seth Meyers Please GIF by Late Night with Seth Meyers
 

unpopular opinion … healthy brantley is better than anyone we’d be able to trade for 

Obligatory... can he play 1B?

16 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said:

Obligatory... can he play 1B?

They had him doing that at AAA. 

He's shown decent hands in the outfield.  He might be solid there.  It's not like Abreu is good defensively.

 

2 minutes ago, perfectchaos007 said:

That had monster inning potential but 2 runs is better than none

I'm following online, which leads to trying to visualize what the play-by-play calls mean. When it showed Meyers driving in "run(s)," I assumed he'd hit into a DP. Too bad I was right. When Maldy then was up 3-1 with the lineup about to turn over, I hoped he'd take the next pitch but knew better. Sure enough...6-3. Sigh....

6 minutes ago, Gut Wagon said:

I'm following online, which leads to trying to visualize what the play-by-play calls mean. When it showed Meyers driving in "run(s)," I assumed he'd hit into a DP. Too bad I was right. When Maldy then was up 3-1 with the lineup about to turn over, I hoped he'd take the next pitch but knew better. Sure enough...6-3. Sigh....

Meyers hit the ball hard, but it went straight to the 3rd baseman for the easy DP

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