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1 hour ago, Wulaw Horn said:

We’ve done nothing but launch missiles all over the field. Except of course Maldy and Abreu. And yet this game feels like a loss right now. Prove me wrong astros. 

So fucking predictably infuriatingly irritatingly awful. 
I hate this year. 

2 minutes ago, Make em eat Taco Bell said:

Pressly in the 9th with the inevitable disaster?


off by one inning 

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20 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

So fucking predictably infuriatingly irritatingly awful. 
I hate this year. 

This is why running it back should never be an option.

4 minutes ago, perfectchaos007 said:

These scheduled days off Dusty gives our players won’t mean much if we miss the playoffs 

the big lebowski dude GIF

So Diaz didn’t score from first because? Jesus Christ. We’re the only team in the majors that can’t score from second on a single to the outfield, or score from first on a double. 

That Pena slide looked like it was gonna be dirty.

Just no plan, Julks wanted to hit a HR, when a fucking sac fly would have been fine.

That Pena slide looked like it was gonna be dirty.
Didn't even look like he touched him being able to see the actual play
1 minute ago, HtownHorn said:

Just no plan, Julks wanted to hit a HR, when a fucking sac fly would have been fine.

Bullshit.  Pitcher made two great pitches to control the at bat.  

Fucking Martinez is going to be at 2nd as a runner lol

Lulz, Bregman.

 

When it's bad it's bad.

Edited by HtownHorn

So Diaz didn’t score from first because? Jesus Christ. We’re the only team in the majors that can’t score from second on a single to the outfield, or score from first on a double. 

Are you watching or just following along? Both players would have been out by 30 feet.
6 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

So Diaz didn’t score from first because? Jesus Christ. We’re the only team in the majors that can’t score from second on a single to the outfield, or score from first on a double. 

Except Diaz was on first.  
 

eta: misread your post, but Diaz would have been dead by a long shot on a try for home.  

Edited by Guadaloopy

Just now, Scraps said:

Fucking Martinez is going to be at 2nd as a runner lol

No.  His spot leads off.  

No.  His spot leads off.  
They double switched i am pretty sure. Meyers leads off and Martinez is in Julks old spot
Just now, Scraps said:
2 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said:
No.  His spot leads off.  

They double switched i am pretty sure. Meyers leads off and Martinez is in Julks old spot

Yep. This is why you don't DH your backup catcher. You make him the permanent starter because he's 1000x better than Maldonado.

Edited by HtownHorn

1 minute ago, Scraps said:
4 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said:
No.  His spot leads off.  

They double switched i am pretty sure. Meyers leads off and Martinez is in Julks old spot

Well that’s just managerial malpractice.  

3 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:


Are you watching or just following along? Both players would have been out by 30 feet.

If Diaz had as running on contact, it’s a close play. You gotta force a throw given our abysmal extra innings record. 

 Can we just forfeit now and get on with our Sunday?  What a huge turd to lay on Fathers Day.  

0-6 in extras??

That's being shitty or some weird statistical anomaly.

Why not both gif
2 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

We need to be sellers at the deadline.

You approach Tucker and see what it will take to sign him to an extension. Based on that conversation you trade him if you feel you can't resign him.

So we let shitstack bat instead of Meyers getting an AB


Jfc not that it matters at this point

Just now, HtownHorn said:

You approach Tucker and see what it will take to sign him to an extension. Based on that conversation you trade him if you feel you can't resign him.

Lolz.

4 minutes ago, DaysOff said:


That's being shitty or some weird statistical anomaly.

Why not both gif

It's shitty management. The Astros are 16-26 27 in extras under Baker.

Edited by HtownHorn

13 minutes ago, Scraps said:
15 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said:
No.  His spot leads off.  

They double switched i am pretty sure. Meyers leads off and Martinez is in Julks old spot

Well that would have made sense.  But why have Kessinger pr and Meyers hit when you can do the opposite?

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