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790 going to have the Astros covered from every direction all season long 

https://sportstalk790.iheart.com/content/2023-03-09-790-announces-weekly-astros-guests-for-2023-season/

 

On Mondays, Astros radio color analyst Steve Sparks will join The Sean Salisbury Show at 8:30a, unless the team is on the West Coast. 

On Tuesdays, the manager himself, Dusty Baker, will join The Matt Thomas Show at 12:30p starting April 4th, though his visits may fluctuate due to gameday availabilities. In addition, some weeks an Astros assistant coach may join Matt instead. Then, a different Astros player will join The Matt Thomas Show weekly at 2:30p Tuesdays starting April 4th.

On Wednesdays, Astros General Manager Dana Brown will talk all about the team on The Sean Salisbury Show at 9:30a starting April 5th. Then in the 5p hour, Houston Chronicle beat writer Chandler Rome will join The A-Team once again throughout the season.

On Thursdays, AT&T SportsNet analyst and former Astro Brian Bogusevic joins Next Up with Stan Norfleet and Chris Gordy at 10:30am to discuss the action. Longtime Astros beat writer MLB.com's Brian McTaggart will talk Astros with The Matt Thomas Show weekly at 1p Thursdays.

Lastly, on Fridays at 3p, AT&T SportsNet color analyst & former Astro Geoff Blum will join The A-Team for another season talking Astros with Adam Wexler and Adam Clanton. Blum's visits may fluctuate days based on the travel schedule. 

In addition, our SportsTalk790 Astros Insider Michael Connor will continue to talk Astros five days a week across our shows, joining The Sean Salisbury Show on Mondays, Wednesday and Fridays, and The A-Team on Tuesdays and Thursdays.

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But will they cover every game when a rockets broadcast conflicts…

 

(and tell sparky to get his ass out of bed)

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^^^
The Jomboy crew have begrudgingly praised the Astros for years. If you can put aside your hatred from their trash can and buzzer analysis, their Talkin Baseball podcast is really good. They are pretty impartial on it, saving their Yankee love for the Talkin Yanks podcast. 

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I'll take about 55 of these this year

With the early injuries, Abreu is going to step up and fully embrace playing for a ring this season 

 

 

44 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

^^^
The Jomboy crew have begrudgingly praised the Astros for years. If you can put aside your hatred from their trash can and buzzer analysis, their Talkin Baseball podcast is really good. They are pretty impartial on it, saving their Yankee love for the Talkin Yanks podcast. 

it's their frustration leaking out during their astros takes that amplifies the enjoyment of it for me.

Kick some fucking ass bois!

1 hour ago, rvm96 said:

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I'll take about 55 of these this year

110 if he gets the Judge balls 

1 hour ago, Scraps said:

98-64

Here for Yordan bombs
 

Eyeore pussy.  105, minimum. 

Julks and Diaz are both candidates for the "Where the fuck do the Astros keep getting these players" award.

Cobo’s is empty, World Series trophies will be here around 6:30 

1 hour ago, HtownHorn said:

Julks and Diaz are both candidates for the "Where the fuck do the Astros keep getting these players" award.

We got Diaz for Straw b/c we were willing to take Maton off their hands.  They said- for getting rid of this fuck we will go ahead and give you an even better prospect- since he's a net negative. That's the way @LCHorntold me the story anyway.  

Pull out the candy, cause it's time to shine
Turn up the Screw, because it's going down
Down South, we just balling mayn
Steady sliding on chrome, in the turning lane

Only putt would pregame the day before a game and then not pregame the day of the actual game

41 minutes ago, perfectchaos007 said:

Lets keep this historic opening day win streak going tomorrow. We've won like 1000 opening days in a row

Fuck those Boston Beaneaters.

Is there no hype vid that has dropped yet from apollohou or bonda or one of these other twitter fools???

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Glad to be back for another season! Haven’t been on the board much this off season. My mom was diagnosed with Stage 4 cancer right after the World Series and passed away a couple weeks ago. My aunt, her sister, fell and hit her head a couple days after she passed and has been in the hospital in Houston with bleeding in her skull. My uncle died few years ago and they could not have children so I’m taking care of her too so to say that the Astros will be an almost daily welcome distraction is an understatement. I’m ready for the games, the cheers, the bitching and everything else you surly SOBs bring to this board. Let’s go! #ReadytoReign 

Ok first ticket giveaway of the year for Monday:

Predict Frambers line: IP, Hits, Walks, Strikeouts, ER

6/4/2/7/2- 88 pitches. 

16 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Ok first ticket giveaway of the year for Monday:

Predict Frambers line: IP, Hits, Walks, Strikeouts, ER

6/4/2/7/2- 88 pitches. 

6/3/1/8/1

Go Astros!  Keep owning the Yankees and win another Championship in 2023.

So happy for Julks, hometown kid playing for the Astros. I can only imagine him going to games as a kid watching late career Biggio and Bagwell and saying I will be out there one day. This is why we all love this sport so much. The dreams of youth and the relationships built between a father and son.

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Happy Opening Day!  ESPN only kind of sucks

Glad to be back for another season! Haven’t been on the board much this off season. My mom was diagnosed with Stage 4 cancer right after the World Series and passed away a couple weeks ago. My aunt, her sister, fell and hit her head a couple days after she passed and has been in the hospital in Houston with bleeding in her skull. My uncle died few years ago and they could not have children so I’m taking care of her too so to say that the Astros will be an almost daily welcome distraction is an understatement. I’m ready for the games, the cheers, the bitching and everything else you surly SOBs bring to this board. Let’s go! #ReadytoReign 
Sending positive thoughts and prayers to your family and you.
Ok first ticket giveaway of the year for Monday:
Predict Frambers line: IP, Hits, Walks, Strikeouts, ER
6/4/2/7/2- 88 pitches. 
6/5/3/7/3 on 91 pitches
1 hour ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Ok first ticket giveaway of the year for Monday:

Predict Frambers line: IP, Hits, Walks, Strikeouts, ER

6/4/2/7/2- 88 pitches. 

5.2/5/1/5/1

It will be another successful year because the Old Man is still kicking it.  Lifetime 'Stros fan--I bought him one of those MM WS bricks. 

'Stros know what they gotta do.

Enjoy the ride.

 

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It's finally here! Repeat boys!!

Bovada has Kyle Tucker vs Ohtani and Tucker vs Devers for most regular season HRs. Both lines at -120 for all players. Who ya got?

I'm thinking Ohtani over Tucker but Tucker over Devers. 

I’m already fighting back tears ! 
 

Tomorrow’s ring ceremony will be even tougher 

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2 hours ago, Mitch Hedberg said:

Glad to be back for another season! Haven’t been on the board much this off season. My mom was diagnosed with Stage 4 cancer right after the World Series and passed away a couple weeks ago. My aunt, her sister, fell and hit her head a couple days after she passed and has been in the hospital in Houston with bleeding in her skull. My uncle died few years ago and they could not have children so I’m taking care of her too so to say that the Astros will be an almost daily welcome distraction is an understatement. I’m ready for the games, the cheers, the bitching and everything else you surly SOBs bring to this board. Let’s go! #ReadytoReign 

Sorry to hear all this. Hang in there and enjoy the Stros in your downtime. 

Since we are sharing with our Astros family, I’ll share that this will be the first season of my life without my dad. He passed away on New Year’s Eve. I got to take him to a WS game last year, and we celebrated a lot together. Let’s win another one so I can pour one out for him in November. 

2 hours ago, Mitch Hedberg said:

Glad to be back for another season! Haven’t been on the board much this off season. My mom was diagnosed with Stage 4 cancer right after the World Series and passed away a couple weeks ago. My aunt, her sister, fell and hit her head a couple days after she passed and has been in the hospital in Houston with bleeding in her skull. My uncle died few years ago and they could not have children so I’m taking care of her too so to say that the Astros will be an almost daily welcome distraction is an understatement. I’m ready for the games, the cheers, the bitching and everything else you surly SOBs bring to this board. Let’s go! #ReadytoReign 


hang in there, be strong for those around you 

 

little words of encouragement for all those fighting cancer  ….

 

Sorry to hear @Planet Houston . I'd give anything to have my dad, grandfather's here to celebrate the Astros

I know it’s a long shot, but I have four for opening day and have a conflict. Trying to get what I paid for them from the Astros. $150 each
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12 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

No Altuve?

14 hours ago, Scraps said:

Is there no hype vid that has dropped yet from apollohou or bonda or one of these other twitter fools???

This is all I've seen so far:

 

This is all I've seen so far:
 
I mean i appreciate the effort, but not our standard. We can do better than this

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