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Another stellar at bat by Myers. He fucking sucks. 

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All standing, as the camera shows everyone sitting behind home plate

This, for some reason feels like a momentum swinging game for the rest of the season.

23 minutes ago, runthebone said:

Unfortunately, 2 run game = Pressly = extra innings = loss.

 

#analytics

Never in doubt!

Great start by Framber when the team needed it

Just now, Mo Horn said:

Not the prettiest save, but I'll take it

 

he threw a lot of balls 

This, for some reason feels like a momentum swinging game for the rest of the season.
Welp gonna lose by 14 tomorrow now thanks

2 hitting coaches and Brian McCann called Bregman and told him to adjust his setup. 5x12 with a double, triple, and HR.

 

Which leads me to my next point, if Brian McCann wants a job in coaching I'd hire him tomorrow.

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6 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

2 hitting coaches and Brian McCann called Bregman and told him to adjust his setup. 5x12 with a double, triple, and HR.

 

Which leads me to my next point, if Brian McCann wants a job in coaching I'd hire him tomorrow.

 

he's not putting down the weed or booze to show up to any job

57 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

Another stellar at bat by Myers. He fucking sucks. 

Jake Meyers' slump reaches 0-for-20.

9 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

he's not putting down the weed or booze to show up to any job

I believe you are thinking of Gattis

Can't win ten in a row like the Cincinnati Reds (!!!) without winning one in a row first.

Pressly would probably pitch better if you jabronis could spell his name.  

3 hours ago, Mo Horn said:

I'm fine just DFAing him. 


if we dfa’d Jake, then called someone up to take his spot……then the new guy gets at bats….

 

the surly Astro thread…….

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1 hour ago, runthebone said:

Let's just hope Brantley is ruled out for the season before the trade deadline.

The ruling is a differentiating factor?

I thought someone who hasn't done jack shit in over a year would make a difference./ c'mon Bags.

The Rangers and Angels lost.  Two more weeks like last night and we'll be sitting pretty.

Sat field level on 1st base side and had a good time.  5-0 on games I’ve attended this year.  Of course 2 of them were the A’s, so that barely counts, but still great to be at the juice box for a W. 

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Kid who caught Breggys homerun ball yesterday is on my son's baseball team, was his 10th birthday yesterday and brought a sign that said "its my 10th birthday,  hit me a homerun" and his favorite player hit one to him. Our baseball family thread was blowing up yesterday...such a good family. Baseball is weird like that, next thing you know we're gonna fuck around and turn this shit around. 

#HTownPride 

Mattress Mack (or the Astros) should give the kid and his dad season tickets.

9 hours ago, Guadaloopy said:

Pressly would probably pitch better if you jabronis could spell his name.  

Guilty 

In talking with @Ldogg53 this morning about todays/lineups in general.  We were thinking out of 74 games, maybe Dusty had used 40 different lineups.  Seemed high as an initial guess.

63.  Sixty three different lineups through 74 games, surely to be 64/75 here in a few hours.  Some of that can be attributed to injury but it's a lot of jerking Pena around, fucking with 6-9 nightly, and then not choosing a consistent OF.   We started off the season with 17 different lineups, then used the same lineup 4 of 5 games.  We went 4-1 in those games vs the Jays and Braves.

It's almost as if consistency works.  🤬

Astros-Dodgers probables at Dodger Stadium:

Friday: J.P. France vs. Emmet Sheehan


Saturday: Ronel Blanco vs. Bobby Miller


Sunday: Hunter Brown vs. Tony Gonsolin

losing garcia and urquidy are the biggest reason we are were we are. Garcia’s last two starts were very good and urquidy eats innings with quality 

4 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

losing garcia and urquidy are the biggest reason we are were we are. Garcia’s last two starts were very good and urquidy eats innings with quality 

That hurts, but our biggest issues have been on the offensive side. Abreu sucking was not part of the plan.

Swap Yordan for Julks and we have our best line up. 
 

hit Yordan 3rd, swap bregman and dubon (maybe) 

18 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Good stuff for the framchise ….

 

Any mention of 1980 JR Richard gives me the sads.

Better score 10 runs so my justification of taking Abreu out is warranted 

1 minute ago, BornOrange said:

Any mention of 1980 JR Richard gives me the sads.


Same, he was a hell of a talent 

14 minutes ago, UTPhil2006 said:

Better score 10 runs so my justification of taking Abreu out is warranted 


be sure to start your ‘Julks’ rant before every at bat today. We might see a multi hr game out of him !

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