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1 minute ago, UTexasFight said:

Last night time of game: 2:11

today time of game (thru 4): 2:05
 


i figured I’d be home by 4. There’s a nude female in my bed @4pm if anyone is free 

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6 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Yesterday, Have to see if Lee can hit enough to be a catcher at the MLB level. There really is no point for Maldonado to be on this roster after the trade deadline.

Lee is even worse. Maldy as backup only.  Love the Dubon to 1b move. 

Dubon 1b, Altuve, Pena, Bregs, Diaz, Tucker, Julks, Chaz, Yordan DH.  That's 100% efficiency. 

Wait, we're allowed to get them 3 up and 3 down? Why haven't we been doing that all day?

1 minute ago, Make em eat Taco Bell said:

Lee is even worse. Maldy as backup only.  Love the Dubon to 1b move. 

Dubon 1b, Altuve, Pena, Bregs, Diaz, Tucker, Julks, Chaz, Yordan DH.  That's 100% efficiency. 


lee and chas will be traded 

3 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:


i figured I’d be home by 4. There’s a nude female in my bed @4pm if anyone is free 

🏃‍♂️

Just now, Make em eat Taco Bell said:

trading Chas is a massive mistake.  


depends on the return

Diaz keeps hitting, dusty will give him a week off.

Now that Diaz and McCormick have gone yard, I fully expect Kessinger to be DH and Meyers back in CF for the next game.

 

Thanks Dusty

Damn 

4 minutes ago, Jshep34 said:

Diaz keeps hitting, dusty will give him a week off.

 Save some of those hits for sept !

Not scoring last inning may come back to bite us

I know he just signed a three year deal, but we can't keep sending Montero to the mound. At least it's the 6th, and we will have time to dig out of whatever sized hole he leaves us in.

Montero getting boos.  Not a fan of booing home team guys, but I can't argue against it.

He should be fucking booed.

Maybe that will wake up Dusty.

Sweatergawd he's sleeping through this game.  and most games.

No outs 
Some Ahole next to me keeps boo’ing montero 

I don’t boo home town guys but I cannot blame anyone for doing so. He’s been fucking awful this year.
5 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Can't wait for the wave to start.

There was no wave last night, might be why we pulled out the W

No outs 
Some Ahole next to me keeps boo’ing montero 
That would be me

These club level folks in front of me weren't feeling it i don't think

#rumandcoke

Trade montero and maldy for bag of sunflower seeds, or big league chew

Whatcha gonna do wheh Julkamania runs wild on you brother

18 minutes ago, Pablo said:

He should be fucking booed.

Maybe that will wake up Dusty.

Sweatergawd he's sleeping through this game.  and most games.

Dusty is such a troll he will pitch him more if he gets booed

13 minutes ago, Make em eat Taco Bell said:

Julks is damn good, should play every day. Only dummies argue against that. 

Chaz

Hopefully Pressly is down today

Julks shouldve been given home. Bullshit

This game seems drunk.  

Can the 10 run curse not affect us if we have a day off the next day?

Also- do you people see right now why I was so hostile to Dusty refusing to play Diaz?  The only difference between now and April is a little bit better luck and more consistency in playing time. He was always one of our best bats and he always needed to play and he's also always  been better at being an actual catcher than Maldy.  

If his playing time goes back down to 2X a week when Yordan is healthy I swear I'm going to drive to minute maid park and skull fuck Dusty.  You'd like to think even he can't be that obtuse.  

this game is drunk, Maldy just safety squeezed

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