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When I saw Madris was a LH batter I knew Dusty would try to play him all the time

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Gotta take advantage of every opening the Rangers give you, starting today.

I see moustakas homered in his first AB today.

I fear that may turn out to be the worst move we didn’t make all year. 
Veteran LHB. Plays 1st, can back up 3rd.

solves virtually every weakness you have in your infield in one person.

Edited by UTexasFight

6 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

I see moustakas homered in his first AB today.

I fear that may turn out to be the worst move we didn’t make all year. 
Veteran LHB. Plays 1st, can back up 3rd.

solves virtually every weakness you have in your infield in one person.


who’s at bats is he taking ?

If we win the next 5 we come home down 1 game is all. 
I won’t be greedy and we can just win 4 of the next 5 and be ok with that. Come home down 3 games. That would be acceptable. 

Probables for the Astros-Rangers series:

Friday: RHP Ronel Blanco (1-0, 4.63) vs. RHP Jon Gray (6-3, 2.89)

Saturday: RHP Hunter Brown (6-4, 3.62) vs. RHP Nathan Eovaldi (9-3, 2.82)

Sunday: TBA vs. LHP Andrew Heaney (5-5, 4.38)

Monday: TBA vs. LHP Martín Pérez (7-3, 4.28)
 

hmmmmmm

8 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Probables for the Astros-Rangers series:

Friday: RHP Ronel Blanco (1-0, 4.63) vs. RHP Jon Gray (6-3, 2.89)

Saturday: RHP Hunter Brown (6-4, 3.62) vs. RHP Nathan Eovaldi (9-3, 2.82)

Sunday: TBA vs. LHP Andrew Heaney (5-5, 4.38)

Monday: TBA vs. LHP Martín Pérez (7-3, 4.28)
 

hmmmmmm

Javier dead huh?  

2 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Javier dead huh?  


baker said he’s not himself, we’ll see 

46 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:


who’s at bats is he taking ?

Could have given Bregman a day off, Abreu a day off or if either one get hurt we aren’t playing some AAAA scrub name Bannon or Madris. And for anybody not named Yordan at DH. It would have been a rental insurance policy for us for a veteran guy. He’s actually doing well at the plate this year. And the Angels got him for an A ball 11th round draft pick pitcher. Could have worse guys on your bench. Oh hey guys on Astros bench.

Jeimer Candelario is a similar guy who is a rental and available on a $5mil contract but he may actually make NL All Star team. 

1 hour ago, Guadaloopy said:

Gotta take advantage of every opening the Rangers give you, starting today.

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37 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Wtf is Framber doing?  

He has an appointment to get his extensions tightened up.  Can't miss those, man. 

Are the BFIB booing Waino yet?

Been eating dinner, but watching. Nice to bat around and knock Wainwright out. 

BTW, I don't like watching on mlb network when we have to listen to the other team's announcers all night. 

1 hour ago, Mitch Hedberg said:

Could have given Bregman a day off, Abreu a day off or if either one get hurt we aren’t playing some AAAA scrub name Bannon or Madris. And for anybody not named Yordan at DH. It would have been a rental insurance policy for us for a veteran guy. He’s actually doing well at the plate this year. And the Angels got him for an A ball 11th round draft pick pitcher. Could have worse guys on your bench. Oh hey guys on Astros bench.

Jeimer Candelario is a similar guy who is a rental and available on a $5mil contract but he may actually make NL All Star team. 


I’m a hard ‘no’ on getting another bat. We have plenty of hitters, just need to get healthy and get them going 

we’ll need some arms. The BP is getting heavy use 

Just now, Mo Horn said:

In other shocking news, this HPU sucks 


the strike zone has been off this series 

Kalas having a hard time comprehending the Rangers series is Fri-Mon with Blanco and Brown locked in for Fri Sat.

"You would think we'd see Framber Saturday or Sunday"

So if we score one more are we doubly cursed heading into Arlington?

Let it all out boys.

4 hours ago, UTexasFight said:

I’ve been doing a lot of yard work in the backyard this week in the evenings. I can only imagine what my neighbors think. 
I’m sure it’s somewhere between wanting to call the cops for a welfare check, hoping I’m taking some kind of meds, or hoping it’s Tourette’s that stays under control. (“TUCKERRR!!!”)

 

 

TUCKERRRRR!

 

 

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Lol Walker

Looking like Ozuna out there

Hot take alert: 

Dubs at second.

Altuve at DH.

Diaz at C. 
 

Fight me Dusty. Toothpicks aren’t allows as a weapon. I’ll finish Mortal Kombat finish him with a bare skin hand shake. 

Edited by billfromlaketravis

Diaz hits knuckles balls, his fly balls have been misread several times 

5 pitch inning when you're up 9-0.

Damn frontrunning sonsofbitches.

Keep going!!!

Just now, slorch said:

5 pitch inning when you're up 9-0.

Damn frontrunning sonsofbitches.

Keep going!!!

Nice to see him in control. We're gonna need the pen in Arlington, I'm guessing, so nice to give them a bit of a break. 

from St Louis broadcast, "France has 4 innings of 10 pitches or less"

 

Noice.   I have enjoyed their broadcast.  Virtually zero whining/ bitching.  Just calling the game with expected local tilt.  One thing i enjoy about streaming is getting one broadcast per series from the opponent, although some mofos get cut off quickly.  LOL  just run back to Blummer, TK, and Julia.  Fuck those other putos.

Unrealistic hypothetical situation, since we lead big... say we have a chance to trade for Ohtani at the deadline. It would cost a bunch of high rated players, and it's likely a one year rental. Do you do it? If he doesn't stay in LA I doubt we are on his list of desired teams, which I get, but if he does want to win a championship or two, Houston should be an option IMO. Would we be willing to pay 500 Mil, which is the number being thrown around by pundits? 

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