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Thataway to get one back!

Boooooooooooooooooooooo!!

48 minutes ago, runthebone said:

Maybe Chapman can help Altuve snap out of his minislump.

Just needed a little dose of Chapman.

Alright Pressly, we gave you a bit of a cushion. 

We’ll take it. We usually are the ones fucked on those calls more often than not.

2 hours ago, cabowabo said:

This is gonna be an ugly game for the Astros. 

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HUGE win today. I had totally put this on the loss column.

Huge win to steal one.  Guess we might as well win the series tomorrow.

Yall are scared of these chumps and they can't even beat Dubin

Win this series tomorrow 

this bullpen is getting it done. Great BP management 

1 minute ago, Scraps said:

Yall are scared of these chumps and they can't even beat Dubin


this team is at 40% or so. Win this series tomorrow 

5 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Yall are scared of these chumps and they can't even beat Dubin

We aren't scared, we just realize with Dusty Baker leading the way everything is harder.

Just now, HtownHorn said:

We aren't scared, we just realize with Dusty Baker leading the way everything is harder.


1000% wrong. This roster has sucked most the season. The vets are finally coming around 

we’re winning this division 

1 minute ago, tx 3 putt said:


1000% wrong. This roster has sucked most the season. The vets are finally coming around 

we’re winning this division 

Wait, you think Dusty Baker is a good manager?

5 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Wait, you think Dusty Baker is a good manager?


this roster was garbage April / May. We’re getting a lot out of young arms and bench players. That doesn’t just ‘happen’ 

 

If you want to see shitty managers, look at the Mets, padres, and Yankees. Jays too, their players haven’t taken the next step, leveled off big time 

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Has he been perfect, nope. But this staff is getting a lot out of this roster 

we need Yordan, brantley, and urquidy back to have any shot 

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Astros have brought the fans to Arlington. Three consecutive sellouts for the first time in Globe Life Field history.

1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

Astros have brought the fans to Arlington. Three consecutive sellouts for the first time in Globe Life Field history.

Pathetic and sad for a first place team that hosted the Yankees this season. 

1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

Astros have brought the fans to Arlington. Three consecutive sellouts for the first time in Globe Life Field history.

The Rangers broadcast said today's attendance was a new record for GLF.

6 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Pathetic and sad for a first place team that hosted the Yankees this season. 

that was the previous record.

They have a very good team, good manager in place. Their fans need to support them 

To be fair, they don't really have any shitheads, and Bochy is almost universally respected.

Of course I am partial to Jung, but I 've also liked Adolis Garcia since he burst upon the scene. Eovaldi is a badass.

Just wish they weren't in our Division now.

1 Position player and 1 pitcher on the AllStar sqaud from the defending World Series Champs.

 

LOLz.  Astros fatigue is real.

 

Change some more rules, motherfuckers.

1 Position player and 1 pitcher on the AllStar sqaud from the defending World Series Champs.
 
LOLz.  Astros fatigue is real.
 
Change some more rules, motherfuckers.

I agree with the sentiment but even in my most homeristic view I’m honestly not sure who else I’d include. Maton? Dubon? Javier? Chas? Even if we were leading the division I’m not sure those resumes ever get picked.

It’s genuinely remarkable that we are still in the hunt given the individual performances of our players this year.

Unless the coaches think they need the extra work, I'd be just fine with Framber and Yordan skipping the festivities...


I agree with the sentiment but even in my most homeristic view I’m honestly not sure who else I’d include. Maton? Dubon? Javier? Chas? Even if we were leading the division I’m not sure those resumes ever get picked.

It’s genuinely remarkable that we are still in the hunt given the individual performances of our players this year.
Tucker is playing at an all-star level and it's pretty crazy he isn't on the roster.
3 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:


I agree with the sentiment but even in my most homeristic view I’m honestly not sure who else I’d include. Maton? Dubon? Javier? Chas? Even if we were leading the division I’m not sure those resumes ever get picked.

It’s genuinely remarkable that we are still in the hunt given the individual performances of our players this year.

Tuck.

easy.

but yeah, I'm cool with the days off.  Maybe Dusty will count them too.

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12 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:


I agree with the sentiment but even in my most homeristic view I’m honestly not sure who else I’d include. Maton? Dubon? Javier? Chas? Even if we were leading the division I’m not sure those resumes ever get picked.

It’s genuinely remarkable that we are still in the hunt given the individual performances of our players this year.

What's most annoying to me isn't the fact Tucker, Bregman and Jose Abreu are staying home. It's that none has hit well enough to even be a serious candidate. Tucker's numbers aren't dreadful, but he hasn't stepped up the way I'd hoped in a shiftless year.

To me, Valdez, Pressly, Maton, Dubon and McCormick are why we still have a realistic shot at winning the West. 
 

 

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22 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

It’s genuinely remarkable that we are still in the hunt given the individual performances of our players this year.

Our real All-Star will be there though.

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33 minutes ago, Gut Wagon said:

What's most annoying to me isn't the fact Tucker, Bregman and Jose Abreu are staying home. It's that none has hit well enough to even be a serious candidate. Tucker's numbers aren't dreadful, but he hasn't stepped up the way I'd hoped in a shiftless year.
 

 

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