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3 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said:

Get a haircut, hippie.

Ford had a good line yesterday.

basically you could tell him their dude and stanek were in the band Warrant and he would have believed you

 

1 minute ago, UTexasFight said:

Ford had a good line yesterday.

basically you could tell him their dude and stanek were in the band Warrant and he would have believed you

 

Ford is a national treasure.

In other news, if we choke away this game, fire everyone.

I want to kick Dusty Baker in the dick for the managerial malpractice we've been subjected to today (and numerous other times this season) 

10 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

Javier and Framber being ace-like is a non-negotiable component of playoff success for this team. If we are not confident that we can get both of them fixed by playoffs, then we better not trade away a single valuable prospect.

Also Brown really needs to be paired up with Diaz again. He's been a fucking mess ever since Maldy took over catching duties. If he goes back to being great with Diaz cool. IF he doesn't then he is broken too.  

Who knew that you were allowed to get through an inning without letting them get on base?

2 minutes ago, UTHornFan014 said:

I want to kick Dusty Baker in the dick for the managerial malpractice we've been subjected to today (and numerous other times this season) 

Well, you’d need to aim for his head today.

Just now, cabowabo said:

Comical.  We don't even know basic base running rules.

I bet Julia does.

Should only be called when it actually impacts the play.  Chas didn't impede the throwing lane or contact the ball.  Just a dumb rule.

Just now, Guadaloopy said:

Should only be called when it actually impacts the play.  Chas didn't impede the throwing lane or contact the ball.  Just a dumb rule.

Counterpoint: It's not hard to run in the lane.

Just now, David Dennison said:

Counterpoint: It's not hard to run in the lane.

Except when you have to run out of the lane at the end to actually touch the bag.  Dumb rule.

2 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Dusty Baker v. Bruce Bochy is so unfair.

Ideally, Dusty should have retired after getting a ring as a manager and we should have hired Bochy for ourselves.

I'm getting on a plane in 20 minutes.  Not sure how I feel about missing the end of this one.  In theory we still should have the better bullpen especially with S'borez probably unavailable.

I normally lean toward trying to get more out of your starter but I was baffled when he sent Javier back out for the 5th and doubly so when he left him in after the visit.  I was driving at the time and couldn't post so I guess you'll have to take my word that it wasn't hindsight.

Dammit... I accidentally shut down the scoring notifications on my phone at 10-2.

I accept responsibility for this. 

Just now, Wishbone said:

Ideally, Dusty should have retired after getting a ring as a manager and we should have hired Bochy for ourselves.

I'd rather stay away from septugenarians altogether.

Oh hey, Maldy batting in the 8th of a tie game.  Cool cool.

1 minute ago, WBT said:

I'd rather stay away from septugenarians altogether.

Nice try with the big word but you might want to check Bruce's age.

The only question is does this game get lost on an Abreu HR in the 8th, Presley in the 9th, or something really embarrassing and stupid in the 10th?

2 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Does Abreu walk the first batter he faces?

Let's watch!

He didn't!

Yay!

But also, boooo!

I'll be amazed if Semien doesn't at least drop a single in to score this run.

4 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

The only question is does this game get lost on an Abreu HR in the 8th, Presley in the 9th, or something really embarrassing and stupid in the 10th?

Something stupid in the 8th.

5 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

The only question is does this game get lost on an Abreu HR in the 8th, Presley in the 9th, or something really embarrassing and stupid in the 10th?

You have to be fucking kidding me

5 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

The only question is does this game get lost on an Abreu HR in the 8th, Presley in the 9th, or something really embarrassing and stupid in the 10th?

Looks like the correct answer was “something really embarrassing and stupid in the 8th”

5 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

or something really embarrassing and stupid in the 8th?

You know the drill…

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