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Soft tossing closer in a bumblefuck game....what could possibly go wrong?

5 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Fucking finally getting the Abreu we paid for, thank goodness for poor Texas Rangers OF defense.

But he's done right?

1 minute ago, Scraps said:

Soft tossing closer in a bumblefuck game....what could possibly go wrong?
 

We aren’t trotting Gregerson out anymore.  Pressly touches 95 now and again.  He’s not a flamethrower, but far from a “soft-tosser.”

We aren’t trotting Gregerson out anymore.  Pressly touches 95 now and again.  He’s not a flamethrower, but far from a “soft-tosser.”
Calm down
Just now, MirrOlure said:


Jose not Brian

There is no Brian on the roster btw.

Chas! Hero yesterday and so far the hero today.
Y'all remember when Dusty started the season playing Meyers over Chas!?

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There’s been more than a handful of those games this year. We do not have it, and acting otherwise is bordering on delusion at this point.

Look at this fuckin dumbass lol

Moving Chas up out of the 8 hole was a genius move by Dusty

16 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

I'm pissed.  I almost never get pissed over a regular season baseball game because there are 162 and that's just the nature of the beast, but this game has me furious.  Maldy and Dusty fucking up the decision making when it was so fucking obvious to everyone with a brain what was going on. We were stepping on their fucking throats and all we had to do was not fucking take a gun and put it to our dick and pull the trigger but the stupid fucking embarrassment that we have in the dugout couldn't resist herp derping his way to a fucking loss here.  He is a fucking clown and the fact that he's allowed to fuck shit up is so fucking embarrassing as an Astros fan.

Also, we signed Javier to an extension this offseason. I was definitely in favor and thought it was a great move. Not second guessing at all.  You do that move every day of the week and twice on sunday.  But, because this offseason is a spectacular and epic disaster of course that move looks like it's turning to shit as well.

 

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK. 

That’s the greatest reverse jinx ever. 

1 minute ago, WBT said:

Moving Chas up out of the 8 hole was a genius move by Dusty

How about bothering to play him?

1 minute ago, Wulaw Horn said:

That’s the greatest reverse jinx ever. 

Everything you wrote is still true expect for the loss part. 

Would have easily been the worst L of the year. A blown huge lead over the team you're chasing for first place. Would have been only the 16th time in franchise history we lost a game where we scored 10 runs. 

Great way to start the mid-week holiday break. I was going to spend the evening so fucking pissed.

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Can my boy Abreu still make the All Star team?

39 minutes ago, Slacks said:

Dammit... I accidentally shut down the scoring notifications on my phone at 10-2.

I accept responsibility for this. 

I turned it back on. You're welcome, Dusty. 

5 minutes ago, Seasick Sailor said:

Everything you wrote is still true expect for the loss part. 

No doubt. 

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