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Torchys got replaced with El Tiempo at MMP. Sad
Whatever will I do without a green Chile ranch queso chicken strips taco on a tortilla made a month ago

Dubón!!!!

If Tucker ever comes to the plate without batting gloves again, someone needs to hit him upside the head

Nice shutdown inning Brandon. Going deep into the game to give the pen a rest is huge. I doubt he throws a complete game, but that would be a bonus. 

2 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

Nice shutdown inning Brandon. Going deep into the game to give the pen a rest is huge. I doubt he throws a complete game, but that would be a bonus. 

1) They not letting him get over 100.

2) he’s not getting 9 outs on 19 pitches

3) They aren’t going to put him out there in the 9th in a 3 run game

 

just pray we don’t see Montero this game 

4 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

Nice shutdown inning Brandon. Going deep into the game to give the pen a rest is huge. I doubt he throws a complete game, but that would be a bonus. 

Yeah Bielak is earning that big league check today. Saved our asses. 

3 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Yeah Bielak is earning that big league check today. Saved our asses. 

On our podcast yesterday we created a new pitcher- Mr. Quad A, made up of all the guys who weren’t on the roster and who weren’t considered big prospects. France, Bielak, Blanco, Amish I ski, Dubin. Their collective numbers are above average. They’ve really kept us afloat. Massive respect and hat tip to those guys. 

Just now, Mitch Hedberg said:

Can’t see it. What’s it say? 

1 minute ago, Wulaw Horn said:

On our podcast yesterday we created a new pitcher- Mr. Quad A, made up of all the guys who weren’t on the roster and who weren’t considered big prospects. France, Bielak, Blanco, Amish I ski, Dubin. Their collective numbers are above average. They’ve really kept us afloat. Massive respect and hat tip to those guys. 

Can’t see it. What’s it say? 

Left oblique discomfort...

So what are the injury return timelines?

Pena - ?

Altuve - After the All Star Break

Yordan - After the ASB

Brantley - Never 

Urquidy - August?

Why is Kalas acting like Bielak is coming out of this game? Let him keep pitching. He's cruising, don't over think it.

Can the team implement some yoga/stretching/preventive routines in the player’s workouts? 

Just now, HtownHorn said:

Why is Kalas acting like Bielak is coming out of this game? Let him keep pitching. He's cruising, don't over think it.

96 pitches

he did his job

 

This game could use a Rafael Montero appearance

Just now, UTexasFight said:

96 pitches

he did his job

 

His arm isn't falling off at 100 pitches. The bullpen shouldn't see this game.

3 minutes ago, rvm96 said:

This game could use a Rafael Montero appearance

I’m sorry you bet the over, but no.

I’d be tempted to let Bielak go 120. Bullpen has been dogshit and overused. 
 

Some insurance runs would be nice so they use Dubin in the 8th and 9th. 

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Just now, IDIOTsavant said:

I’m sorry you bet the over, but no.

I don't even know if betting is legal in the state I'm in.

Just now, rvm96 said:

I don't even know if betting is legal in the state I'm in.

I gamble drunk all the time…

3 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Why is Kalas acting like Bielak is coming out of this game? Let him keep pitching. He's cruising, don't over think it.

Dusty takes him out. Htown “Dusty’s a dumbass”

Dusty leaves him in and he gets rocked Htown “Dusty’s a dumbass”

Dusty leaves him in and he pitches well. Htown “Dusty’s a dumbass”

Hey we're headed out to Dell tomorrow for the Space Cowboys/Express game. Who are some Space Cowboys players I should keep an eye on?

2 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

Dusty takes him out. Htown “Dusty’s a dumbass”

Dusty leaves him in and he gets rocked Htown “Dusty’s a dumbass”

Dusty leaves him in and he pitches well. Htown “Dusty’s a dumbass”

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2 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

Dusty takes him out. Htown “Dusty’s a dumbass”

Dusty leaves him in and he gets rocked Htown “Dusty’s a dumbass”

Dusty leaves him in and he pitches well. Htown “Dusty’s a dumbass”

You got it wrong, Dusty is a fucking dumbass.

3 minutes ago, wood said:

Hey we're headed out to Dell tomorrow for the Space Cowboys/Express game. Who are some Space Cowboys players I should keep an eye on?

Korey Lee (catcher), Pedro Leon (usually centerfielder), Justin Dirden (RF), and Quincy Hamilton (OF)

Putt started the wave like a r word

The GEICO insurance run

(Can't believe they haven't sold that yet)

52 minutes ago, perfectchaos007 said:

Torchys got replaced with El Tiempo at MMP. Sad

Definite upgrade 

5 hours ago, runthebone said:

With Diaz catching, Bielak is going to throw a one hitter, and Dusty will say it would have been a perfect game if he had started Maldonado.

So close.

14 minutes ago, rvm96 said:

Korey Lee (catcher), Pedro Leon (usually centerfielder), Justin Dirden (RF), and Quincy Hamilton (OF)

What’s up with Leon? He went from almost making the major league roster in 2022 to Sugarland obscurity in 2023. 

I bet half of you don't even remember Fernando Abad

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I remember this guy. He was Abad pitcher. 

Just now, Scraps said:

I bet half of you don't even remember Fernando Abad

Ha! Jinx

Epic fail by our 3,4, and 5 hitters. Hopefully that doesn't come back and bite us in the ass. 

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