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Brown needs to draft about a dozen infielders this year. That unit’s depth in the minors is weak to say the least. 

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1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

This rumor from last year is stirring up again, the Yankees have a lot of interest in chas McCormick 

 

I’m not sure what Yankees have that we necessarily would want at the moment. I know they have some young guys that are supposed to be good. Other than maybe including Chas in a package for Luis Robert, I don’t think there are many available players that would be a significant upgrade. Dude may not be the most athletic or graceful but he’s 100 percent all the time and will almost literally run through walls. Dusty may not get his personality but between the foul lines he is a player.

I kinda got used to afternoon games. Work suffered but now I’m wondering how I ever worked past 3pm.

Altuve IL

Blanco up 

Hensley up 

mush down. 
 

Phil sad 

No reason not to IL Javi too but Dana is as dumb as Dusty 

Chas and Tucker wearing the same jersey number has to be some kind of rule violation


I already have tickets. There is an additional thing to buy?
No. Just go to gate by home plate. Say you are a season ticket holder. But with it being give away day all gates open at same time. Head to corner of astros dugout. Section 127/128. Go first row
13 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

a 'stranger things' night is just dumb

Maybe we're in the Upside Down with Chas and Yanier both playing

They do it every year but its actually fitting this year with this call



I would've gotten the add on shirt but didn't want to fuck with it
30 minutes ago, Gourmand said:

that's a decent lineup, Dusty!

Should be Meyers instead of Maldonado- that's leaving money on the table, but if that's the only bitch (Dubon should hit 6th or 7th that's minor) then that's better than most days.  

11 minutes ago, Jshep34 said:
4 hours ago, huge said:

I already have tickets. There is an additional thing to buy?

No. Just go to gate by home plate. Say you are a season ticket holder. But with it being give away day all gates open at same time. Head to corner of astros dugout. Section 127/128. Go first row

what time does the season ticket gate open?  is that in time for Astros BP?

Season ticket holders get in 30 mins before normal gate openings except on giveaway days.  

You can buy tickets from a season ticket holder and states it on the ballpark app when you pull up your ticket

 

Edit - they may have changed it for giveaway days now where it doesn't matter:

We are excited to announce these updates for the 2023 season.

Early Entry

All STHs get early entry to Monday through Thursday home games that start at 7:10pm! During the week, Season Ticket Holders can access the stadium through the Center Field and Home Plate Entrances beginning 30 minutes before gates open to the general public regardless of the giveaway schedule.

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35 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Chas and Tucker wearing the same jersey number has to be some kind of rule violation

Traveshirtmockery

Also found this on the website so they may not have gone through with early entry on giveaway days like they said they were going to

Season Ticket Holder Early Entry

Enter Minute Maid Park 30 minutes before gates open on non-giveaway Monday - Thursday games.

19 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Gonna be big crowd tonight

There’s a big crowd every night. Attendance is running at 90% capacity this year. Houston is currently a baseball town. 
But yeah,  MM will be packed tonight. 

Edited by TonyTexas

There’s a big crowd every night. Attendance is running at 90% capacity this year. Houston is currently a baseball town. 
But yeah,  MM will be packed tonight. 

To be fair, Texans and Rockets make being a baseball town pretty damn easy. Go Stros.

Yordan and Altuve have played 4 games together this season ?

it’s a miracle we’re two back 

That DP thanks to Abreu for telling homeboy to throw to 2nd first

JFC   batting practice or HR derby?

6 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

Should have left Blanco in Sugarland

On 6/24/2023 at 6:49 PM, Mo Horn said:

Nice job Blanco

How quickly they turn on you.

1 minute ago, Harrison Stafford said:

Good Lord!  Our pitcher has one job and it ain’t happening 

Fun fact, it's impossible to win when you score 0 runs. 

It appears that it's going to be one of those nights where our bats are nonexistent. Maybe we'll do the reverse this series and score zero tonight and 10 every game the rest of the series. 

I mean- he’s given up 3 through 5 innings. One more inning and he’s done his job and done it well. 

Julks is the hottest player in baseball right now

3 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

I mean- he’s given up 3 through 5 innings. One more inning and he’s done his job and done it well. 

That's fair

Loud booing of Mashitty in the OF when announced lol

That was no where in the vicinity of the strike zone. Pathetic

14 HPB?

Just earhole the motherfucker if he wants to crowd the plate.

Make it fucking worth it.

I wouldve gotten tossed on that ring up

17 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Loud booing of Mashitty in the OF when announced lol

I thought I heard that on TV.  Dusty probably not hearing it.

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