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Kalas is talking to us as if we give any fucks about this dude Madris

I understand we are showcasing Madris as the centerpiece of a trade for an All Star, but still...

Ohtani and Abreu talking and laughing at first base and both use interpreters in interviews. The “no speak english”charade by players today is comical. 

Ohtani and Abreu talking and laughing at first base and both use interpreters in interviews. The “no speak english”charade by players today is comical. 
Pretty fucked up you don't think Abreu knows Japanese

Flipped over after the Rangers game.

How the fuck did they not get two outs on that bunt?

Flipped over after the Rangers game.
How the fuck did they not get two outs on that bunt?

Because you touch yourself

According to Kalas' Alex's new last name is Pena

Just now, ztejas said:

Flipped over after the Rangers game.

How the fuck did they not get two outs on that bunt?

Maldy used his jedi mind trick, it's the same move he uses on Dusty every day to keep him in the starting lineup.

3 minutes ago, Tommy Nobis said:


Because you touch yourself

That's a given. 

You just can’t trade a shitload of stuff for Ohtani. It’s 2 months. A blister, hangnail or oblique strain could shut him down and be a waste of all the talent you shipped off. A top 100 prospect and a couple other solid dudes?  Maybe. But Diaz and Brown as I saw some people say?  That’d be lunacy. 
Really nice if we can win an Ohtani start. 

Let me hear the Abreu hate now 

Kalas must be drunk. He said the offense hasn't missed a beat without Yordan.

28 minutes ago, Mitch Hedberg said:

Ohtani and Abreu talking and laughing at first base and both use interpreters in interviews. The “no speak english”charade by players today is comical. 

I mean not really.  In today's sound bite era, accidentally saying the wrong thing in English could get Ohtani in a ton of trouble back home.  Same with Abreu here.  If your aren't confident in comprehending the question or getting the words/sentence structure right I get it.  

I do think at some point Ohtani will start speaking English though.  He speaks pretty well, I think it's more comprehending questions properly.
 

Kalas must be drunk. He said the offense hasn't missed a beat without Yordan.
He can't see either apparently.

So we still refuse to pitch Maton more than one inning when he had like a 3 pitch inning?

1 minute ago, uoftorange said:

I mean not really.  In today's sound bite era, accidentally saying the wrong thing in English could get Ohtani in a ton of trouble back home.  Same with Abreu here.  If your aren't confident in comprehending the question or getting the words/sentence structure right I get it.  

I do think at some point Ohtani will start speaking English though.  He speaks pretty well, I think it's more comprehending questions properly.
 

Right. I was going to say that also but I just enjoy the ironic comedy of the growth of interpreters now a days and then watching them all talk to each other or watching them nod as Julia asks them a question and then wait for the interpreter lol. Says a lot more about toxic media and culture than their language skills. Anyway, back to baseball!

So we still refuse to pitch Maton more than one inning when he had like a 3 pitch inning?
Dustied.
7 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Really nice if we can win an Ohtani start. 

He's 3-5 all time against us in 12 starts 

Just now, uoftorange said:

He's 3-5 all time against us in 12 starts 

He dominated us earlier this year, didn’t he?  I wasn’t super confident in France v Ohtani. Felt sorta like we were punting. 

12 minutes ago, dr99 said:

Kalas must be drunk.

 

16 minutes ago, ztejas said:

That's a given. 

 

Bligh upping that trade value

5 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

He dominated us earlier this year, didn’t he?  I wasn’t super confident in France v Ohtani. Felt sorta like we were punting. 

0-2 against us, with a chance to go 0-3.  Framber outpitched him both times before

Just now, UTexasFight said:

Not so fast…

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Dumbfounded this thread isn't full of how awful this umps zone is.  He is skewed a few inches to the left hand batters box.  Missing strikes inside and balls outside all damn game

 

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