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3 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Pena / Julks / Dubon are all slumping, 2 of those 3 need to wake up 

I agree, I’m ready to see singleton over Madris 

Two of those three need to be replaced.

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4 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

I'd rather have Singleton up over Madris. Hell, give me any left-handed bat currently in AAA over Madris. I

Especially considering the fact that the organization thought so much of Bligh Madris that he was DFA'd once before to make room for one of Julks/Salazar only to clear waivers and be brought back into their minor league system and eventually cockroach his way back on the active roster.

Don’t know if it will be a DFA or option but Matress is going down when Yordan comes up 

1 minute ago, UTPhil2006 said:

Don’t know if it will be a DFA or option but Matress is going down when Yordan comes up 

He can't be optioned

4 minutes ago, Gourmand said:

He can't be optioned


he better start stealing snacks and towels 

Stay close 

Get healthy. Damn we need Altuve and Yordan back. We’re gaining ground with a very iffy roster.

Get a pitcher or two 

Make a run. We still have two months of this season left. Our best baseball is ahead of us 

 

 

No Eovaldi or Seager this upcoming series.

Win today, root for a LAD sweep in Arlington.

 

15 minutes ago, Gourmand said:

He can't be optioned

Well then ariverdeci cocksucker. Maybe that’s why he’s playing today 

Probably wont even move him lol....probably be Hensley or Kessinger

11 minutes ago, UTPhil2006 said:

Well then ariverdeci cocksucker. Maybe that’s why he’s playing today 

I'm here for all the Madris slander because fuck that guy. He's a terrible baseball player.

ARE YOU LISTENING BLIGH????

Bligh about to go 5 for 5 and start all the Ranger games 

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19 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Probably wont even move him lol....probably be Hensley or Kessinger

One of their time is numbered as well. 



Bligh about to go 5 for 5


Thats like winning mega millions

it's crazy to think some of these spares will be getting world series rings in a few months.

Dodgers up 4-0 after 5 batters

I hate the field level suites behind home plate. Horrible look / atmosphere 

So if we trade for Bellinger can we make him publicly apologize for his bitchassedness 3 years ago?  Somehow the Astros “cheating” caused him a blow in the 2017 World Series. That dude sucks and will be hard to root for. 

1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

Pena / Julks / Dubon are all slumping, 2 of those 3 need to wake up 

I agree, I’m ready to see singleton over Madris 

What positions can Singleton play other than 1B/DH? 

1 minute ago, billfromlaketravis said:

What positions can Singleton play other than 1B/DH? 


DH or 1B 

Just now, tx 3 putt said:


DH or 1B 

Haha I figured. I thought maybe he could play some LF at home, but that doesn’t help at all with Yordan almost back. 

PH who can hit a homer since we need a fuck ton of those apparently

8 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

What positions can Singleton play other than 1B/DH? 

He's also the guy who always has Doritos, for whatever that's worth.

8 minutes ago, patrickdrinksbeer said:


and the dodgers now trail 5-4 in the 2nd.

2nd and 3rd and 1 out in the 3rd. This game looks on pace for 12-11. 

6 minutes ago, patrickdrinksbeer said:


and the dodgers now trail 5-4 in the 2nd.

I don’t have any stats to back this up but  it seems like the Rangers have more big innings than any team that aren’t the Braves. 

Every time Dusty posts a criminally stupid lineup I shank a homeless person. Someone is fixing to die after todays lineup. 

8 minutes ago, patrickdrinksbeer said:


and the dodgers now trail 5-4 in the 2nd.


I’m good with a 13-12 shoot out. Burning up a ton of arms 

Just now, TonyTexas said:

I don’t have any stats to back this up but  it seems like the Rangers have more big innings than any team that aren’t the Braves. 

Based upon the fact that they are 2nd in runs scored that’s likely accurate. 

31 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Every time Dusty posts a criminally stupid lineup I shank a homeless person. Someone is fixing to die after todays lineup. 

The ones that sleep on the sidewalk in the middle of it before games you can start there 

What in the fucking wide world of dipshittery

No breaks at all. Great play, but last year that falls in. 

3 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

Nice job Brown

Diaz fault. He called the Hr pitch. 

2 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

Bligh about to go 5 for 5 and start all the Ranger games 

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Nope.

5 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

I’m shocked blue mattresses as Phil calls him had such an uncompetitive AB. 

Until he gets over .300 he should be thankful that’s all I’m calling him 

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