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Is Madris secretly a make a wish kid or something?

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1 minute ago, WBT said:

Is Madris secretly a make a wish kid or something?


He’s a Supreme Court justice in real life 😂😂😂

Edited by tx 3 putt

A big fuck you to Dusty.   He's  quickly turning me into Frank the Tank of the Astros. 

I thought Madris crushed that at least off the wall...

46 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Every time Dusty posts a criminally stupid lineup I shank a homeless person. Someone is fixing to die after todays lineup. 

Hey, we get a split on the road, you've got to say that's some good managing.

This offense is fucking embarrassing as fuck. I’m fully expecting a ranger sweep over this shitastic lineup. So fucking tired of seeing us with 1 hit through 5/6 innings every other game. 

1 minute ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

This offense is fucking embarrassing as fuck. I’m fully expecting a ranger sweep over this shitastic lineup. So fucking tired of seeing us with 1 hit through 5/6 innings every other game. 

The FO needs to be asked why some of these players are available to the field manager.

I’m not understanding the bitching about the fucking lineup card? These guys fucking blow. Some of you act like we have .500 hitters just rotting on the bench. They all fucking suck except a few here and there and if we do score it’s from like 2 guys. I’d cut my left nut off to watch 4-5 guys consistently rake like the rangers are getting. 

1 minute ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

I’m not understanding the bitching about the fucking lineup card? These guys fucking blow. Some of you act like we have .500 hitters just rotting on the bench. They all fucking suck except a few here and there and if we do score it’s from like 2 guys. I’d cut my left nut off to watch 4-5 guys consistently rake like the rangers are getting. 

At least three of our players who have a history of producing are injured.

Anybody familiar with Dana’s career? Is he interventionist,  or more hands off? Is he still getting settled into the job? Surely, the stat nerds are bringing him analytics everyday that shit on Dusty’s lineups. 

2 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

At least three of our players who have a history of producing are injured.

Yea I’m not talking about them. They aren’t available. Bitching like we have guys on the bench that do produce is dumb. They all suck right now. 

Some suck more than others though.  And lineup order doesn't matter all that much batting our 2nd and 3rd highest ops guys 7th and 8th is a choice.

Edited by WBT

5 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Anybody familiar with Dana’s career? Is he interventionist,  or more hands off? Is he still getting settled into the job? Surely, the stat nerds are bringing him analytics everyday that shit on Dusty’s lineups. 

This is his first GM job. His history is mostly in the scouting department.

5 minutes ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

Yea I’m not talking about them. They aren’t available. Bitching like we have guys on the bench that do produce is dumb. They all suck right now. 

We bitch because that guy doesn’t play every day 

Yainer!  Maybe he shouldn't be sitting 2 games in a row?

Diaz Hr. If he was hitting 7th and Madris 8th it could have been a 3 run shot. If he wasn’t sitting on the bench last night maybe we could have scored more than 1 run. But no, managerial decisions don’t work. 

You'd think Diaz playing the majority of the games is a no brainer. 

Unlikely Diaz will homer again today, so it should be safe to put Maldonado in now.

4 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

We bitch because that guy doesn’t play every day 

People were bitching today even when he was playing. 

9 minutes ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

Yea I’m not talking about them. They aren’t available. Bitching like we have guys on the bench that do produce is dumb. They all suck right now. 

Some of us don't understand why the following players are available:

Bligh Madris

Grae Kessinger

Corey Julks

2 minutes ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

People were bitching today even when he was playing. 

He should be batting twice in the line up !!!

6 minutes ago, WBT said:

Yainer!  Maybe he shouldn't be sitting 2 games in a row?

With Yordan back he will play 2X a week. Maybe 3 if he’s lucky. 

so yainer is a good defensive catcher, throws guys out, and our pitchers have a lower era throwing to him.

he's also one of the best hitting catchers the astros have had in the past 20 years.

he sat 3/4 games before today.

is he fucking dusty's wife?  or not fucking her enough?  i don't know the dynamics here.

We should be happy with the Diaz HR against the best pitching staff in baseball.

So Oakland's leadoff hitter reached for the fifth time in six frames. Quit letting that happen. 

4 minutes ago, Gut Wagon said:

So Oakland's leadoff hitter reached for the fifth time in six frames. Quit letting that happen. 


our first pitch stats is just bad 

Diaz with another hit. Obviously he needs to sit for the next 2 or 3 games. Can't let him get too cocky

2 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Let’s go Dubon 

Or not

Edited by Mo Horn

So disheartening for the bottom of the order to actually set the table and have Dubon and Julks coming up.

Y'all keep talking shit about AAAA Julks!!  Good take.

2 minutes ago, WBT said:

So disheartening for the bottom of the order to actually set the table and have Dubon and Julks coming up.

Lineup construction totally doesn’t matter you rube! 

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