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If fucking Meyers is on this team past Aug 1 I think my head will explode. I dont care how many times people say he’s a good player my eyes will never believe it.

5 minutes ago, Mitch Hedberg said:

If fucking Meyers is on this team past Aug 1 I think my head will explode. I dont care how many times people say he’s a good player my eyes will never believe it.

Nobody is going to take him in a trade, and they're not going to dfa him, so I'm guessing he will be. 

Bielak was not good tonight but he wasn't terrible. Abreu could have picked him up in a big way. 

Dusty shocked that you can search matchups with your hitters. This new fangled managing is lost on him.

6 minutes ago, rvm96 said:

Bielak was not good tonight but he wasn't terrible. Abreu could have picked him up in a big way. 


he’s our #2, but the rangers are good 

That bobble head does not look anything like Yordan

1 hour ago, InkaUtexas said:

Someone buy him a beer. Take it from the wreath fund. 

 


Is he the whistler ????

 

Edited by tx 3 putt

Don't fuck this up Abreu

Edited by Mo Horn

OK Chas... keep your hot streak going and be the hero tonight. 

3 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:


Is he the whistler ????

Gray owns Tuck

 

The whistler is definitely a Rangers fan.  I just watched the 2 immaculate innings game in Arlington.   He's clearly heard during Maton's inning. 

 

 

 

1 minute ago, HtownHorn said:

K on a pitch 15" off the plate or a GIDP.

x-pac suck it GIF by WWE

At least they were both productive outs that tied the game 

2 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Kalas just makes up shit.

Between that and the whistler and other overly sensitive field mics, I’m only radio broadcasts these days.

 

 

the amount of off days Sparks gets is annoying though.

eschenfelder back on the broadcast tonight. I feel like Sparks has been out more this month than Yordan 

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1 minute ago, UTexasFight said:

Between that and the whistler and other overly sensitive field mics, I’m only radio broadcasts these days.

 

 

the amount of off days Sparks gets is annoying though.

eschenfelder back on the broadcast tonight. I feel like Sparks has been out more this month than Yordan 


Ford and Sparky are so damn good 

So the game where dusty opts to bring a reliever out for a 2nd inning and it's Mushinski? He's just fucking with us. 

1 minute ago, Mo Horn said:

So the game where dusty opts to bring a reliever out for a 2nd inning and it's Mushinski? He's just fucking with us. 


have to start burning up some of the back end arms 

2 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

So the game where dusty opts to bring a reliever out for a 2nd inning and it's Mushinski? He's just fucking with us. 

Give him one more!

2 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

So the game where dusty opts to bring a reliever out for a 2nd inning and it's Mushinski? He's just fucking with us. 

3 ks. Just like he drew it up

1 minute ago, Gut Wagon said:

Koufax reborn!


maybe he can grow some confidence 

Parker Mushinski is the hero we deserve

3 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

So the game where dusty opts to bring a reliever out for a 2nd inning and it's Mushinski? He's just fucking with us. 

Stanek did it 2 days ago

I have no words left to describe the worthlessness that is Jake Myers. 

Meyers is a liability in the outfield and at the plate. Dude should be fighting for a lineup spot on the Space Cowboys not the Astros

Rangers broadcast:  .163 for Maldy coming into the game today, 5th lowest batting percentage for a player with that many plate appearances...

oof

On 8/25/2021 at 10:01 AM, Mo Horn said:

I'm definitely in the Meyers over Chas camp. I think he has more upside, especially long term. I think both will be overmatched in the playoffs, but Jake will do better. Plus, him getting the experience will have a big payoff in the future. Chas will have a role, but should not start. 

 

2 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

I have no words left to describe the worthlessness that is Jake Myers. 

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Just now, Dutchrudder said:

Rangers broadcast:  .163 for Maldy coming into the game today, 5th lowest batting percentage for a player with that many plate appearances...

oof

They should mock us roundly for trotting him out there every day.

Only 5th lowest? Come on we can get you down to 1st

3 minutes ago, rvm96 said:

 

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Wow, nice find. Yup. Happy to eat those words. I'll own up to being dead wrong. 

Edited by Mo Horn

2 minutes ago, Dutchrudder said:

Rangers broadcast:  .163 for Maldy coming into the game today, 5th lowest batting percentage for a player with that many plate appearances...

oof

Wow - It’s hard to imagine there are 4 hitters worse than Maldonado.

1 minute ago, Mo Horn said:

Wow, nice find. Yup. Happy to eat those words. I'll own up to being dead wound like wrong. 

Not going to lie, I searched for it and at first was like wow he hated him all along. I was about to quote one of those and  be like "he knew".

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