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1 minute ago, hornmpa96 said:

Wow - It’s hard to imagine there are 4 hitters worse than Maldonado.

The problem is they are all on our current 25 man 

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My opinion of Meyers has eroded. Which is surprising to me, because I started out thinking he was pretty worthless. 

How do you not run on noodle arm? Maton has been a total failure so far tonight. 

1 minute ago, Gut Wagon said:

My opinion of Meyers has eroded. Which is surprising to me, because I started out thinking he was pretty worthless. 

Yeah, I used to think he sucked.  Now, I think he sucks and he's a lazy shit.

LOL at them not sending the runner when the shitbird's throw home was 10 yards up the first base lane.

In honor of me calling out Mo Horn I'll admit to being an og member of the Maton fan club

If  Maton didn't shatter his hands before last years playoffs, who knows if the Astros would have won the World Series

Blue wants some Ranger glory hole. 
 

Squeezin the fuck outta Maton.  Multiple strikes called Balls on the Jung and Heim ABs

 

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I pretty much hate everyone with a M except McCormick

Meyers, Maton, Mashitty, Montero, Madris, Martinez whatever, and Mushinski whatever, Mauricio

Nothing worse then walking in the go ahead run. At least make them earn it. 

2 minutes ago, perfectchaos007 said:

If  Maton didn't shatter his hands before last years playoffs, who knows if the Astros would have won the World Series

His broken hand did not change anything

Good work. Because 3 batters weren’t enough to show you he had no feel for the curve meaning he has to rely on a low 90s fastball to get guys out.

 

kudos to maton for nibbling up in the zone and no throwing  meatball to let them clear the bases.


 

 

….that’s where stanek comes in to the picture

I wish I could show up at my job, suck at it, obviously not care that I sucked at it, and still make several thousand dollars for the day.

Just now, Mo Horn said:

Nothing worse then walking in the go ahead run. At least make them earn it. 

Strike zone is the size of a peach. 
 

Blue wanted more. Still might get it. 
 

Rangers Broadcast: "They are taking advantage of the situation!"

 

You mean by standing in the batters box? lol... can't believe this team is 56-44, it's truly amazing. Really need Altuve and Yordan back to help bailout this bullpen. 

The radios at my job never work either

Walking people with the bases loaded. These guys are shitty. 

And that's why I don't like bringing Stanek in with the bases loaded.  He has the highest walk rate in the pen.

Putting Stanek in this situation I feel was a mistake. Stanek then not being able to throw a slider in the zone, but refusing to go away from it, perhaps was an even bigger one. 

Can that British dude take Stanek and Maton back home with him?

Just now, WBT said:

And that's why I don't like bringing Stanek in with the bases loaded.  He has the highest walk rate in the pen.

Don't you try to bring analytics and common sense into the equation!

7 walks in 7 innings.  Is that good?

They haven't moved Chapman to closer yet?

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