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That Brit is good luck. The org needs to give him free tickets the rest of the series.

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He did the Altuve gif dance.  I like him even more now.

Kalas and Blum were a lot more confident than I was about Tuck’s foot touching the plate. That said….
 
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Beautiful

I didn't catch the video. Did Chas take off his jersey after the Chapman dinger? If not, I'm sure someone assumes he was wired. 

17 minutes ago, rvm96 said:

This Yanier guy might be okay. I should tell @Wulaw Hornabout him.

That is my guy. 
@Hank Chinaskiis in the bunk thinking about Chas. 
also- Phillip Maton is out of the trust tree. 

Always good to win the first one. Have to follow up with W #2 tomorrow. Let’s go !

Stumbled upon the Rangers thread and must say they are some poser fans.  Those freak outs are mediocre at best: no calling for the manager to be fired, no DFA chapman, No bitching about Jung swinging at everything thrown, no personal arm strength comparison to Tanner from bad news bears playing RF.

1 minute ago, Wulaw Horn said:


also- Phillip Maton is out of the trust tree. 


he needs a break / IR visit, go get his head straight. the guy has shown he’s a great arm 

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7 minutes ago, kevwun said:

He did the Altuve gif dance.  I like him even more now.

Not quite.

it was this…and it wasn’t good:

 

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1 minute ago, Gut Wagon said:

I didn't catch the video. Did Chas take off his jersey after the Chapman dinger? If not, I'm sure someone assumes he was wired. 

We've upped our game. Vibrating butt plugs now.

1 minute ago, Hornsbay22 said:

Stumbled upon the Rangers thread and must say they are some poser fans.  Those freak outs are mediocre at best: no calling for the manager to be fired, no DFA chapman, No bitching about Jung swinging at everything thrown, no personal arm strength comparison to Tanner from bad news bears playing RF.

For them, scoring 9 and losing is whatever, they'll just score 9 tomorrow.

For us, it's "we just scored an entire week's worth of runs, this is a must win."

1 minute ago, Hornsbay22 said:

Stumbled upon the Rangers thread and must say they are some poser fans.  Those freak outs are mediocre at best: no calling for the manager to be fired, no DFA chapman, No bitching about Jung swinging at everything thrown, no personal arm strength comparison to Tanner from bad news bears playing RF.


Astro surly thread was ready to fire dusty game 2, and dfa Julks, Maton, Martinez, dubon, bielak, urquidy, blanco, montero during spring training 

Just now, tx 3 putt said:


Astro surly thread was ready to fire dusty game 2, and dfa Julks, Maton, Martinez, dubon, bielak, urquidy, blanco, montero during spring training 

Yes just like true fans that expect to go 162-0

3 minutes ago, runthebone said:

For them, scoring 9 and losing is whatever, they'll just score 9 tomorrow.

For us, it's "we just scored an entire week's worth of runs, this is a must win."


can we hold them to 1 run tomorrow ??

Keep closing ground

get healthy 

make a run 

we need pitching 

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4 minutes ago, elguapo said:

 

Needed the Curb theme song to kick in right after that effeminate "What!" from Raymond

Mushinski dropped his balls tonight. We need good mushinski the rest of the season 
 

 

5 minutes ago, elguapo said:

 

Tell me you weren’t an Astros fan from 2006-2012 without telling me you weren’t an Astros fan from 2006-2012

13 minutes ago, UTHornFan014 said:

We've upped our game. Vibrating butt plugs now.

Everything you need is inside you.  

1 minute ago, UTexasFight said:

Tell me you weren’t an Astros fan from 2006-2012 without telling me you weren’t an Astros fan from 2006-2012

What a beating those two dipshits were. 

Dusty haters / drunk hicks are fired up tonight on the post game show 

2 minutes ago, Make em eat Taco Bell said:

who wants to trade Chas? 

The Rangers

On 10/20/2022 at 8:12 PM, Make em eat Taco Bell said:

time to put Hensley at 2B.   Alvarez to LF.  Vasquez DH, need his very good bat especially - not Diaz, Mancini, Chas or any other lamey. 

 

14 minutes ago, Make em eat Taco Bell said:

who wants to trade Chas? 

 

bullpen game for the rangers tomorrow.

10 runs scored by the astros today.

likely no yainer, no chas, and certainly no yordan tomorrow.

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1 hour ago, Hornsbay22 said:

Stumbled upon the Rangers thread and must say they are some poser fans.  Those freak outs are mediocre at best: no calling for the manager to be fired, no DFA chapman, No bitching about Jung swinging at everything thrown, no personal arm strength comparison to Tanner from bad news bears playing RF.

we're more fun than they are

1 minute ago, Rimbo said:

we're more fun than they are


we Piss excellence 

Just now, tx 3 putt said:


we Piss excellence 

and shit world series wins

6 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

Mushinski dropped his balls tonight. We need good mushinski the rest of the season 
 

 

Both Gage and Mushinski have looked really good.  Houston should keep at least one of them up for the rest of the season, and leave Martinez down as a rested experienced pen arm as insurance against other injuries.

7 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:


can we hold them to 1 run tomorrow ??

How many innings?

7 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

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When the rangers acquired Chapman my ranger friends were confused why I was happy so I told them Chapman is our bitch, they laughed at me.

So tonight all I sent in our group text was 👀. They went off and I just put lol to everything and sent them that video. I said “I realize y’all haven’t watched baseball in a decade but he’s been our bitch and he still is”. 
 

I got crickets after the Yankees video. I love that guy.

Pod up for our trade value part 1 column with the 12 Astros with the absolute most trade value. These guys are all really good/really valuable! This is two parts- so part 1. It’s my favorite one we’ve done this year. Hope you enjoy!

spotify:

https://open.spotify.com/episode/1nmQYptcVnn3gZVfq78lYL?si=6N66BgS7S2OJPpLpAXBxEg

Apple
https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podca...n-astros-podcast/id1683955456?i=1000622227737

Amazon:
https://music.amazon.com/podcasts/8...ft-part-1?ref=dm_sh_Jfjtb22G6bkERDvW15rnH28mF

9 hours ago, UTHornFan014 said:

We've upped our game. Vibrating butt plugs now.

 

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Edited by tx ind

3 hours ago, slorch said:

How many innings?

0.2

1 hour ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Pod up for our trade value part 1 column with the 12 Astros with the absolute most trade value. These guys are all really good/really valuable! This is two parts- so part 1. It’s my favorite one we’ve done this year. Hope you enjoy!

spotify:

https://open.spotify.com/episode/1nmQYptcVnn3gZVfq78lYL?si=6N66BgS7S2OJPpLpAXBxEg

Apple
https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podca...n-astros-podcast/id1683955456?i=1000622227737

Amazon:
https://music.amazon.com/podcasts/8...ft-part-1?ref=dm_sh_Jfjtb22G6bkERDvW15rnH28mF

Interesting player value rankings and ratings. Provided Pena remains an Astro (not really my desire, but it is what it is), I really hope he steps up his game a couple notches. And soon. He and Bregman easily could be the difference between now and November. 

1 hour ago, Gut Wagon said:

Interesting player value rankings and ratings. Provided Pena remains an Astro (not really my desire, but it is what it is), I really hope he steps up his game a couple notches. And soon. He and Bregman easily could be the difference between now and November. 

NO doubt about it.  He's streaky I think we've seen in 1.6 years so far in the bigs. IF he gets hot in September and October it's great. If he remains an auto out then the rest of the guys better be ready to go and you cannot have Maldy in there as an auto out along with Meyers or Julks in the funk they are in.  

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