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15 minutes ago, texashorne said:

Then we hit Semien. Hopefully their only fired up tonight and not all of August. Fuck

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7 minutes ago, UTHornFan014 said:

Can someone show Dusty Framber's starts over the last 15 innings in hopes that he decides to give Diaz a run with with in the next couple games? 

And then show him (and the rest of the team) Maldy's stats so that we can move him to a clubhouse role and bring up literally anyone else to be backup catcher? 

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We basically started a fight, and ended up getting our asses kicked. Lesson learned. Win baseball games. 

2 minutes ago, UTPhil2006 said:

0/23

He's hitting the ball much too hard. Needs to spray some of those 50 mph flares like the Rangers did earlier in the series. 

Not reviewable - have no idea why rules makers decide on certain types of plays - “yes we don’t want to correct those”

1 minute ago, David Dennison said:

Why should he be in the game?

to get at bats? to hit? to play? 

Why should he be in the game?

Exactly. And let Montero and Maton work on mechanics to finish it out. We are ok. We will catch them by next weekend

he hasn't played in weeks, the team is off tomorrow and facing Tampa this weekend. he needs to see live pitching. 

2 minutes ago, Gourmand said:

he hasn't played in weeks, the team is off tomorrow and facing Tampa this weekend. he needs to see live pitching. 

He has two months to see live pitching.

3 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

He has two months to see live pitching.

this upcoming series is going to be tough

4 minutes ago, hornmpa96 said:

Not reviewable - have no idea why rules makers decide on certain types of plays - “yes we don’t want to correct those”

I guess it’s because of what do you do about the rest of the play if it’s the wrong call?

if there had been a runner on 2nd there, ump calls it no catch and runner takes off for third, but kessinger doesn’t see the umpire call, assumes he catches it, and throws to 2nd to “double” him off…

 

11 minutes ago, Gourmand said:

he hasn't played in weeks, the team is off tomorrow and facing Tampa this weekend. he needs to see live pitching. 

I have no issue with Altuve sitting the rest of this nonsense.

imagine the head rolling that would commence if Altuve tweaked anything in these last 5 innings 

hell, we lost him for 2 months because of fucktard Bard in an exhibition competition.

the last thing we need is him up there in the 9th against a shitass ranger reliever that either 1) sucks/ can’t control shit and hits his hand again or 2) doesn’t care about suspension and purposely throws at him

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6 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

I have no issue with Altuve sitting the rest of this nonsense.

imagine the head rolling that would commence if Altuve tweaked anything in these last 5 innings 

hell, we lost him for 2 months because of fucktard Bard in an exhibition competition.

the last thing we need is him up there in the 9th against a shitass ranger reliever that either 1) sucks/ can’t control shit and hits his hand again or 2) doesn’t care about suspension and purposely throws at him

Pretty much this here.

Who gets to pitch now that Bligh is gone

Damn, my dad was going to give our two rings to sick family members and someone swiped them from under his seat 

6 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Damn, my dad was going to give our two rings to sick family members and someone swiped them from under his seat 

That sucks. Check all the Ranger fans pockets in the area. They are desperate to get their hands on one.

That said, hope you do recover those! Some people…

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42 minutes ago, Gut Wagon said:

He's hitting the ball much too hard. Needs to spray some of those 50 mph flares like the Rangers did earlier in the series. 

0/24. Stop churching it up 

So, maldy gives up 13 in 5 innings. Diaz 0 in 4. Diaz with a 2 run jack. This is a microcosm of the season.  

The entire pitching staff needs a week off from Dusty Baker. This is another reason he never won shit before, he runs his staffs into the ground. Fuck this season can't end soon enough so the blight that is Dusty Baker can be removed from the Astros baseball. He can take the his shit heel useless catcher with him.

25 minutes ago, UTPhil2006 said:

0/24. Stop churching it up 

Just goes to show that the Astros need to go get a real bat. Julks and Meyers had their shot with all the injuries, they just aren't guys that you want taking important ABs in the playoffs.

The entire pitching staff needs a week off from Dusty Baker. This is another reason he never won shit before, he runs his staffs into the ground. Fuck this season can't end soon enough so the blight that is Dusty Baker can be removed from the Astros baseball. He can take the his shit heel useless catcher with him.
Because Framber can't get out of the ithird and fourth nnings with two outs and a three run lead?

Lol....Angels announced they are keeping Ohtani and proceed to trade for Giolito

If you’re gm trading a bat or pitcher worth having and the Astros call, who are you asking for / expecting in return ?

Lol....Angels announced they are keeping Ohtani and proceed to trade for Giolito
Lol. Dumbasses.
13 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Lol....Angels announced they are keeping Ohtani and proceed to trade for Giolito

Oh damn.

i had to go back and re-read it.

I read it “Los Angeles Dodgers” the first time.

We’ve been pretty fortunate to have 4 really mediocre to poor franchises in our division for the last decade.

18 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Lol....Angels announced they are keeping Ohtani and proceed to trade for Giolito

 

 

1 hour ago, HtownHorn said:

Just goes to show that the Astros need to go get a real bat. Julks and Meyers had their shot with all the injuries, they just aren't guys that you want taking important ABs in the playoffs.

Julks shouldn’t be on the the team and y’all got him starting 

Among non-pitchers with at least 1,000 games played and 3,000 plate appearances Martin Maldonado’s .206 career batting average is the worst in MLB history.

4 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Among non-pitchers with at least 1,000 games played and 3,000 plate appearances Martin Maldonado’s .206 career batting average is the worst in MLB history.

He’s gonna start tomorrow with Javi having a meltdown. It’s a matter of Alvarez in LF and Diaz DH and Julks in the ship channel 

1 hour ago, HtownHorn said:

Just goes to show that the Astros need to go get a real bat. Julks and Meyers had their shot with all the injuries, they just aren't guys that you want taking important ABs in the playoffs.

Who do you have in mind?

He’s gonna start tomorrow with Javi having a meltdown. It’s a matter of Alvarez in LF and Diaz DH and Julks in the ship channel 
$100 says he doesn't start thurs
53 minutes ago, Gourmand said:

$100 says he doesn't start thurs

You know what I meant 

6 hours ago, UTPhil2006 said:

You know what I meant 

And you are totally right in what you are saying and it makes me mad- even more mad than today being an off day. 

Among non-pitchers with at least 1,000 games played and 3,000 plate appearances Martin Maldonado’s .206 career batting average is the worst in MLB history.
Amazing.

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