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Not if Acuña turns out as good as his brother

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3 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

Seems like a pretty good deal for the Rangers

 

That’s an amazing deal for the Rangers considering what the Astros just gave up for a fringey RP.

1 minute ago, WBT said:

Not if Acuña turns out as good as his brother

 

Rangers want to win now and if Scherzer helps them its worth it their eyes. They are tired of being our bitch

2 minutes ago, Snake Diggity said:

That’s an amazing deal for the Rangers considering what the Astros just gave up for a fringey RP.

That all depends on how he pitches in October.

Announcers have been fine tonight.

Then they bemoaned the possibility of the human element being removed from called balls & strikes. " Don't go full robot."

Fuck that.  There is nothing gotdam endearing about the human element in that regard.

right, fuck the human element and its bias and game changing incorrect calls. As a fan I can not wait till mlb gets rid of the HPU

4 minutes ago, Snake Diggity said:

That’s an amazing deal for the Rangers considering what the Astros just gave up for a fringey RP.

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Benetti is pretty good.  And for once we're on Fox and not stuck with Pyrzynsky

I've never seen Tucker so animated after an out.

The difference in ops between maldy and Diaz is equivalent to that between Mike trout for his career and Kevin Bass for his career. 

Find that stride, brother Abreu.

This battlestation is becoming more operational...

39 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

I wish Diaz knew how to call a game. So Hunter brown could have a 5 era with him like he does maldonado. This is bullshit watching him deal. 


same pitching plan as yesterday, I’m guessing 


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Per radio, graveman is very excited to be back with Maldonado. He wants him to watch video and rework is pitching plan.


 

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2 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

The difference in ops between maldy and Diaz is equivalent to that between Mike trout for his career and Kevin Bass for his career. 

any reason for the fish , or simply coincidence? 

7 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

The difference in ops between maldy and Diaz is equivalent to that between Mike trout for his career and Kevin Bass for his career. 

Don’t do Kevin Bass like that. One of the greatest mustache’s in baseball history.

14 minutes ago, WBT said:

Benetti is pretty good.  And for once we're on Fox and not stuck with Pyrzynsky

This right here 

i like Benetti 

almost as much as not having Peryzinshki 

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8 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:


same pitching plan as yesterday, I’m guessing 


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Per radio, graveman is very excited to be back with Maldonado. He wants him to watch video and rework is pitching plan.


 

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I had the exact same thought when I was heard them talking about that

Good game for Brown.  Hopefully he's back on track.

11 minutes ago, Make em eat Taco Bell said:

11 runs with Altuve, Bregman, and Tucker 0-10. 

Well, we do have 8 real MLB players in the lineup tonight as opposed to 2 or 3.

12 minutes ago, Make em eat Taco Bell said:

any reason for the fish , or simply coincidence? 

No. Just someone astros fans would know as an ok player. 

This lineup could fuck in the post-season, but the real problem is injuries. The fall-off is steep. I'd still give a shot to Gilbert over Meyers if we don't acquire another bat, but injuries scare the shit out of me.

 

Dusty just found his out for tomorrow, Diaz can't hit position players.

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Lulz, that was crushed

Lulz at Bregman taking all the way on 3-0 then bombing on 3-1

This is fucking embarrassing for the sport, but I will take it. We needed some good + run differential.

Put in a real pitcher dipshits

2 minutes ago, Mitch Hedberg said:

Meyers showing for the scouts! Take our centerfielder! Please!

Jake has more trade value than people here think- I think.  If that’s true we should move him for someone decent in a walk year. I wouldn’t give him away for nothing. 

1 minute ago, HtownHorn said:

This is fucking embarrassing for the sport, but I will take it. We needed some good + run differential.

It’s awesome. I love it. Enjoy the 3 or 4 innings a year we get to see it. 

1 minute ago, WBT said:

Put in a real pitcher dipshits

Uncomfortable seeing him get bombed, but holy furk...  Y'all wanna spare your pen, then pay the price, motherfuckers.

4 minutes ago, WBT said:

Put in a real pitcher dipshits

His ERA is 45.00, lulz

Bumper music back from break on radio was Dido’s “White Flag.”    Golf clap.   

Look at this graph and explain to me why we have to go through this farce to save the bullpen in every game that gets lopsided.

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Go Padres!!!

6 minutes ago, WBT said:

Look at this graph and explain to me why we have to go through this farce to save the bullpen in every game that gets lopsided.

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So that dip for pitchers in the 70's is because of one guy from Alvin,  right?

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