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#16655

Stanek doing Pressly a solid making this a save opportunity.

Should have gone with Montero imo.

#16656

Stanek helping Presley out getting him a save situation. Teamwork makes the dream work. 

Just now, WBT said:

Stanek doing Pressly a solid making this a save opportunity.

Should have gone with Montero imo.

Ha. Samsies. 

#16661

0.5 back.  

Could be in sole possession by this time tomorrow.  If CWS have enough players left to field a team.

#16663
3 minutes ago, WBT said:

0.5 back.  

Could be in sole possession by this time tomorrow.  If CWS have enough players left to field a team.


gain a game a week, 8 weeks left 

#16666

Yankees scratched German as their starter due to discomfort in his armpit or something and then he pitched 5 innings in relief in the same game he was supposed to start. I would love to see the reaction to our medical staff in here if that happened to the Astros. 

#16668
Two straight walks for Peña will keep his ops above .660 for another day.  If it gets to .650, Bregman needs to rescind his parking privileges.

Or worse, force him to eat his salsa.
#16669
Just now, rvm96 said:

Yankees scratched German as their starter due to discomfort in his armpit or something and then he pitched 5 innings in relief in the same game he was supposed to start. I would love to see the reaction to our medical staff in here if that happened to the Astros. 


they have the prospects to make a move 

#16673
41 minutes ago, Overlord said:

I got an idea. How about Maldy for the janitor in Section 101 at Fenway Park?

We can throw in some cash too. 

You don't understand, as a casual fan, how that janitor prepares.  He makes all the ushers and vendors around him better.  Yes, there is shit all over the floor in the bathroom, and he keeps dropping trash all over the place, but it is his intangibles that are so valuable.

#16675
Yankees scratched German as their starter due to discomfort in his armpit or something and then he pitched 5 innings in relief in the same game he was supposed to start. I would love to see the reaction to our medical staff in here if that happened to the Astros. 
Moreso Boone looks like a dumber fuck than he already does
#16676
Just now, Scraps said:
26 minutes ago, rvm96 said:
Yankees scratched German as their starter due to discomfort in his armpit or something and then he pitched 5 innings in relief in the same game he was supposed to start. I would love to see the reaction to our medical staff in here if that happened to the Astros. 

Moreso Boone looks like a dumber fuck than he already does


he’s soon to be unemployed 

#16677
44 minutes ago, Overlord said:

I got an idea. How about Maldy for the janitor in Section 101 at Fenway Park?

We can throw in some cash too. 

Maldy is jv’s man. Hell, maldy is about to get a one year deal if we trade for jv 

#16678
J.P. France is 5-0 with a 1.88 ERA and 1.17 WHIP in six starts since June 29.

 

#16680
9 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Maldy is jv’s man. Hell, maldy is about to get a one year deal if we trade for jv 

Guess we should have traded Maldy for Scherzer. 

#16681
2 minutes ago, Seasick Sailor said:


This is probably true. And it’s enough to make me not want JV.

well that's very stupid

#16684
1 hour ago, Scraps said:

Seriously have to go to fucking closer. Stanek needs a kick to the dick....repeatedly

This is how you lose series.

Pressly was up until we got up 5. Then sat down. Then had to get back up and clean up stanek’s mess

baseball rules say we will have a save opportunity later in this series or week where Pressly won’t be available.

#16685
30 minutes ago, Gourmand said:

why didn't they have Graveman up to pitch the ninth in case Stanek shit the bed like he actually shit the bed?

Because Graveman pitched in that shitshow Sunday 

#16687
17 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

This is how you lose series.

Pressly was up until we got up 5. Then sat down. Then had to get back up and clean up stanek’s mess

baseball rules say we will have a save opportunity later in this series or week where Pressly won’t be available.

It's fine, Hader will be the closer by then

#16688
16 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

Because Graveman pitched in that shitshow Sunday 

ah I missed that game and missed his name in the boxscore. i was under the impression he hadn't pitched yet.

 

#16689
34 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

This is how you lose series.

Pressly was up until we got up 5. Then sat down. Then had to get back up and clean up stanek’s mess

baseball rules say we will have a save opportunity later in this series or week where Pressly won’t be available.


we shouid play out the games, just in case 

#16692
2 hours ago, Snake Diggity said:

Dude you are one negative mf.  Such a beating.  How can this be enjoyable for you.

It’s simple. I have a sense of humor and I can regulate my interest levels. You are on the spectrum and probably an accountant, lawyer or actuary. You don’t know how to lighten up or calibrate concerns between a weekday game and the 7th game of a world series. That’s your problem. I’m enjoying the season. 

#16694
Ryan Clifford also had a big month of July for Asheville:.300 BA/.359 OBP/.638 SLG, 3 2B, 8 HR, 23 RBIHe has 18 HR, 61 RBI and a .919 OPS overall this season. #Astros

jack nicholson yes GIF

#16695
13 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:
Ryan Clifford also had a big month of July for Asheville:.300 BA/.359 OBP/.638 SLG, 3 2B, 8 HR, 23 RBIHe has 18 HR, 61 RBI and a .919 OPS overall this season. #Astros

jack nicholson yes GIF

His walk to strikeout rare has spiked in the wrong direction in A+. He's obviously young for the level though so its understandable.

#16697
Jacob Melton was great during the month of July:22 G, .318/.396/.600, 9 2B, 5 HR, 13 RBI, 12 SB, 10 BB/14 K#Astros #Ready2Reign

 

All 3 of the lefty outfielders from the 2022 draft are looking good. Have to hand it to Click on that one.

#16698
5 hours ago, closetojumping said:

It’s simple. I have a sense of humor and I can regulate my interest levels. You are on the spectrum and probably an accountant, lawyer or actuary. You don’t know how to lighten up or calibrate concerns between a weekday game and the 7th game of a world series. That’s your problem. I’m enjoying the season. 

I wouldn’t say 200k posts on surly is “regulating your interest levels” but wtf would I know, I’m an autistic lawyer.

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#16699

Prediction: at around 3:30, we hear that the Mets have decided to keep Verlander. Everyone on the internet freaks out. Shortly after the deadline, it is revealed that we landed him, for a price that is more than many expected. Everyone on the internet freaks out again.

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