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14 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

3-0 with Diaz catching, 4, 1, and 0 runs allowed. But only Maldonado knows how to call a game.

St. Maldy the magnificent, patron saint of pre game preparation.  Nobody else can do what he does. It's worth the 175 average you philistine. 

12 minutes ago, Hornsbay22 said:

Well we won a series.  Dubon deserves a blowie.

Okay fine, I'll do it. 

He's 0-3 so far today, so now it wasn't a mistake, current circumstances say.

That's how this works, right?

1 minute ago, WBT said:

Who am I to argue with 21 ABs?

Or the fact that isn't how reality works?  Just because he was on the Astros doesn't mean he would be batting the same.  He would have been seeing different pitchers, different situations, different everything.  Could be batting better, could be batting worse who the fuck knows.  This is the type of shit that I hate when people say well Verlander would have been hurt if we resigned him.  No one knows that.  The scenario he got injured would have been totally different so who knows what would have happened.  But I digress.  

You dumbfucks bringing your stupid facts and logic and idiotic "statistical significance" into this can get fucked.

 

 

 

 

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4 hours ago, HtownHorn said:

3-0 with Diaz catching, 4, 1, and 0 runs allowed. But only Maldonado knows how to call a game.

and the 1 was unearned i believe.  he needs to start, we need his bat.

Not ready to buy my Julks jersey just yet. 
I do like the effort they are all showing right now.

I like the idea of looking like a Dynasty that fucks, rather than a bunch of bitch-assess  ready to roll over and just give it up.

1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

I’ll keep expecting nothing out of young guys. 

That is a winning strategy. That way when they produce 2-3 WAR they have already greatly overachieved.

You can already get alcohol after the 7th inning if you know where to go 

27 minutes ago, Scraps said:

You can already get alcohol after the 7th inning if you know where to go 

It's called the club level.

55 minutes ago, Storm the Field said:

It's called the club level.

You don't have to be in club level 

17 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

They’re is no last call, I believe 

Yes there is, just not at certain places in the park 

Wednesday game, the ladY next to me walked back with a bottle of wine in the middle of the 8th 

Brooke at the right field club level bar that has all the liquor is a hell of a bartender.  After your first order, she'll remember it for the rest of the night and if you have a tab you don't have to wait in line.

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1 hour ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Fucking off days- they are the absolute worst.  


12 hrs of Texans draft talk on sports radio is brutal 

Fucking off days- they are the absolute worst.  

No shit. What am I supposed to do tonight? Talk to my wife? Need some better options…
2 hours ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Fucking off days- they are the absolute worst.  

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2 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

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Well that didn’t take long

 

I was expecting there to be some antiquated TABC law dating back to before prohibition that outlawed sales after the 7th inning stretch 

2 hours ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Fucking off days- they are the absolute worst.  

Especially when they are followed by a day game that ended at ~2pm.
 

 

I loved pulling this kid from vandy, hope he turns into something ..

 

Brooke at the right field club level bar that has all the liquor is a hell of a bartender.  After your first order, she'll remember it for the rest of the night and if you have a tab you don't have to wait in line.

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3 hours ago, kevwun said:

Brooke at the right field club level bar that has all the liquor is a hell of a bartender.  After your first order, she'll remember it for the rest of the night and if you have a tab you don't have to wait in line.

My eyesight is getting worse but I believe you forgot something in your post 

She has been at that bar for every game we've sat in that section.  I imagine she makes a killing.

2 hours ago, kevwun said:

She has been at that bar for every game we've sat in that section.  I imagine she makes a killing.

I’d bet not, people are shitty tippers 

I don’t understand wanting to slam drinks all game. Just goto a bar, Better drinks, food, scenery. 
 

more than once, I’ve stopped getting up for people needing to constantly leave their seats. I tell them tough shit, go another way 
 

 

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Whiskey and peanuts make baseball even better.

14 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

more than once, I’ve stopped getting up for people needing to constantly leave their seats. I tell them tough shit, go another way 

I don’t blame you. You don’t want to be distracted from browsing Twitter 

3 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

I don’t blame you. You don’t want to be distracted from browsing Twitter 


have to keep an eye on breaking Whitley news 

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8 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

I loved pulling this kid from vandy, hope he turns into something ..

 

That’s a thick 19 year old. Wooooo. 

11 hours ago, kevwun said:

Brooke at the right field club level bar that has all the liquor is a hell of a bartender.  After your first order, she'll remember it for the rest of the night and if you have a tab you don't have to wait in line.

My favorite bartender from that bar for the last 3 seasons was one of the ones that got rotated.  I use Brooke now too, she's awesome. 

7 hours ago, Scraps said:

Man Bregman cut the jew fro

Otto Mann had to go...

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On 4/12/2023 at 12:31 PM, tx 3 putt said:

The next two weeks will tell us a lot about this team 

Didn't lose yesterday!

10 hours ago, Scraps said:

Man Bregman cut the jew fro

Let's see if he keeps hitting first.

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