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Neanderthal Rangers using sac bunts to create two runs.  


Much more fun to swing away and GIDP like we do, imo.

I'd say the check swing hit and the bloop hit off the hands did a lot more good than the bunt

1 minute ago, Welch said:

Neanderthal Rangers using sac bunts to create two runs. 

That's so second millennium of them. 

5 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Oh, sure, NOW you hit a HR.

He draws a decent amount of walks and occasionally runs into one. I have no idea what the numbers are as to if he’s more likely to run into one with the bases empty vs traffic. 
get a fucking big fly here Abreu. 

I was told Abreu was an rbi machine?

1 minute ago, WBT said:

Money Maton!

I TOLD YOU HE WAS GREAT @LCHorn

11 minutes ago, WBT said:

I was told Abreu was an rbi machine?

Biggest disappointment of the year so far to me. Well, tie with Garcia anyway. 

I mean, there's no reason Maton shouldn't have a great year.  He has good stuff and relief pitchers bounce up and down so much year to year.

Lulz at that 0.00 ERA and 6.70 xFIP for Dunning

No updates on chas is weird 

Edited by tx 3 putt

5 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

No updates on chas is weird 

Didn’t look like anything. Really weird. 

Just now, perfectchaos007 said:

Meyers at leadoff seems like a recipe for a certain Loss

Not great Bob. 

5 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

No updates on chas is weird 

hmmm that is weird. did Chas get cross with Dusty?

As a Techsan, of course I like Jung.  His mannerisms in the batter's box make him look like he chugged 12 cups of coffee before the game.

Vision issues?  wtf?

1 hour ago, WBT said:

I'd say the check swing hit and the bloop hit off the hands did a lot more good than the bunt

Other than the bunt made the infield play in which allowed the bloop hit.

47 minutes ago, WBT said:

I mean, there's no reason Maton shouldn't have a great year.  He has good stuff and relief pitchers bounce up and down so much year to year.

Same with Smith, who still owns the Astros lately.

Edited by HtownHorn

18 minutes ago, WBT said:

Vision issues?  wtf?

Is this the equivalent of anal fissures?

7 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Is this the equivalent of anal fissures?

brown eye vision issues

Just now, perfectchaos007 said:

Pitch clock's biggest casualty? 


his ball isn’t moving at all 

54 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

6-8

Right on schedule.

 

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If Garcia is going to keep going with the Serena Williams look he better start winning like her

He needs to lose the braids and be free...

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12 hours ago, Rip76 said:

 

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Reminder that their record at the end of April 2022 was 11-10.

Definitely trending that way, or worse, for April 2023. 

Can this team reel off an 11-gm winning streak like they did early last May and then finish May with a 32-18 overall record?

11 minutes ago, Gourmand said:

Reminder that their record at the end of April 2022 was 11-10.

Definitely trending that way, or worse, for April 2023. 

Can this team reel off an 11-gm winning streak like they did early last May and then finish May with a 32-18 overall record?


no

2B back to leadoff!  Show me a loss!

We lost our first game to the Rangers last year as well. 

Can't win the WS without losing that game to Arlington first!

45 minutes ago, Gourmand said:

Can't win the WS without losing that game to Arlington first!

Or with a mediocre pitching staff. 

3 hours ago, Gourmand said:

Reminder that their record at the end of April 2022 was 11-10.

Definitely trending that way, or worse, for April 2023. 

Can this team reel off an 11-gm winning streak like they did early last May and then finish May with a 32-18 overall record?

The Orioles had a 10 game winning streak last season in the middle of an 83 win season. Of course they can - baseball is weird. 

Jackie Robinson, Mauricio Dubon...two second basemen with a place in baseball history.  One broke the race barrier and one...the Honduras World Series barrier?

 

El oh el.

Everything about this team is a bit off right now.

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