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#24952
8 minutes ago, Dutchrudder said:

I would rather see Dubon over Meyers.

I disagree but it doesn't matter because Chas should be playing over both

#24955
Max Scherzer out rest of regular season with teres major STRAIN. “Unlikely” he pitches in postseason, per Chris Young. But surgery not needed

 

#24957
4 hours ago, Js1 said:

Slurs are never okay

Death threats are never okay

Sure. I was talking about the you suck stuff. Did he show receipts on death threats?  I’m skeptical but maybe I’m naive and see too much good in humanity to think that’s not super likely because I’ve never interacted with anyone irl that would ever do that. 

#24958
54 minutes ago, We’reTexas said:
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Dusty is just fucking with us now.

#24959
4 hours ago, UTPhil2006 said:

Absolutely the F not. You don’t get a free pass for being racist (not you) because of what a guy makes. 

Again- I’d have to see it bc I can’t begin to comprehend it. He’s been a sensitive little bitch over nothing before on social media so I assume he’s making the standard you suck stuff worse than it is. Agreed if that’s a thing. 

#24962

Ultimately, if Brown and Crane give a shit about winning, they need to intervene now instead of waiting until it's too late.  The pitching just isn't as good as last year and can't cover up for stupid lineups.

#24964
7 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

This same comment has been said for 3 months now.

it’s moved on to something else 

The more I see shit like this line-up and the more I'm buying into the conspiracy that's fucking around b/c he wants a contract.

Not trying to lose outright, but also not putting the best lineup out there at any given time.

The dude is done in my book. 

He has forfeited any right to coach a baseball team as good as the astros. 

Go fucking coach the royals if you want to get paid and play games. 

This team needs a real coach that can take a team as good as this and win it all.

You think Atlanta is scared of Dusty?

#24965
9 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

This same comment has been said for 3 months now.

it’s moved on to something else 

It used to feel like it was done with a bit of playfulness as a rogue.  Now it seems to be done with malice as a contrarian.

#24967
12 minutes ago, runthebone said:

Ultimately, if Brown and Crane give a shit about winning, they need to intervene now instead of waiting until it's too late.  The pitching just isn't as good as last year and can't cover up for stupid lineups.

This too has been said for a month or two and yet, here we are 

#24968
4 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

Scherzer being done for the year is a not a bad thing for our playoff chances. 

Perhaps.

but the Mariners are the big winner.

2 of his final 3 starts were in line to be against them

#24969
46 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Sure. I was talking about the you suck stuff. Did he show receipts on death threats?  I’m skeptical but maybe I’m naive and see too much good in humanity to think that’s not super likely because I’ve never interacted with anyone irl that would ever do that. 

Well the death threats are more the UNC people pissed about some eligibility case. Again, it’s just a fucking game. Slurs and name calling and death threats have no place.  Not Maldy, not the NCAA, not bc Blake Gideon dropped an interception in Lubbock, or because game 7 of the 2019 WS

#24970
24 minutes ago, runthebone said:

Ultimately, if Brown and Crane give a shit about winning, they need to intervene now instead of waiting until it's too late.  The pitching just isn't as good as last year and can't cover up for stupid lineups.

What's odd is they actually care more about winning than any of us do.

#24971
26 minutes ago, Dnaguy said:

The more I see shit like this line-up and the more I'm buying into the conspiracy that's fucking around b/c he wants a contract.

Not trying to lose outright, but also not putting the best lineup out there at any given time.

Can someone explain to me how this works?  Sucking intentionally at my job would get me fired, not a contract extension

#24972

They have a funny way of showing how much they care about winning.

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#24973
3 minutes ago, kevwun said:

They have a funny way of showing how much they care about winning.

Yeah that’s….what? 

#24974

Fuck Baker Mayfield:

#Bucs QB Baker Mayfield on if he picked up signals from the #Vikings: “I know I’m in Tampa but I’m a Texas Rangers fan, not a Houston Astros fan. So we’re not going to condone that.”

 

#24976
38 minutes ago, kevwun said:

They have a funny way of showing how much they care about winning.

Do they? I figured the two trophies made it obvious, but I guess not.

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#24977
1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

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I heard on the radio today that JV is photoshopped into this picture because it was taken yesterday and it didn’t work with his pitching day routine. I’ll say this - he’s a goddamned diva, but he’s our diva. 

#24978
2 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

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surly thread : I wish half that picture would die asap !

Altuve is such an outlier.  I love him so much.

#24979
35 minutes ago, Planet Houston said:

I heard on the radio today that JV is photoshopped into this picture because it was taken yesterday and it didn’t work with his pitching day routine. I’ll say this - he’s a goddamned diva, but he’s our diva. 

He's our 5 run per game diva. He needs to get it the fuck together.

#24982
1 hour ago, David Dennison said:

Do they? I figured the two trophies made it obvious, but I guess not.

That tells you no such thing.  Crane owns the team. It's made him famous, it's made him richer. It makes other people at the clubs he travels to jealous. It means he has JV and Altuve's number in his cell phone.  There are all sorts of ancillary perks that an owner receives from owning a baseball team- but the biggest one is acceptance as the pinnacle of rich guy society. It's how they are cowed and contained by leagues.  It's why they aren't completely and totally cutthroat.  This is an investment for him and an entree to a closed society. You have no idea if he cares more about winning than I do. I would bet he doesn't or he wouldn't have fired luhnow and hired Dusty or any of a bunch of other things. 
if he cared about winning as much as many of us he'd pick up his FUCKING PHONE AND TELL DUSTY TO MAKE THE INSANITY STOP, but he won't even do that because he doesn't give enough of a shit about winning to have an uncomfortable conversation with his manager and a couple of players when everyone else in the known world understands that what is being done makes it less likely to win and not more likely.

Either that or he is so fucking stupid that the thinks Dusty's bullshit makes winning more likely. If he's that stupid we are fucked going forward. 

#24984
3 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

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surly thread : I wish half that picture would die asap !

Just noticed Dusty in costume as the “Deal with it” meme.  

#24985
1 minute ago, Mo Horn said:

Hunter looks good so far tonight. Hopefully the bats wake up

Now you’ve done it.  He’s done this recently. Comes out on fire for two innings and spits the bit in the third.  

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