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#25606
1 minute ago, Mitch Hedberg said:

Does it seem like even TK and Blum are low key second guessing Dusty?

It's not low key anymore.

#25608

No team in baseball would have a better record than they currently have with me as the manager other than the Astros. A fucking sponge could manage the talent we have better than that sack of shot of a manager we have.

#25615
Just now, HtownHorn said:

Why the fuck would you call a slider down and in to a left-handed hitter? Maldonado is a fucking moron.

Nah bro. Dude is a coach on the field! A coach with the prowess and acumen like a dusty Baker!

#25616
6 minutes ago, Mitch Hedberg said:

Does it seem like even TK and Blum are low key second guessing Dusty?

They are calling him a drooling moron if you understand the code. 

#25617

JV had visions of a win for about 5 minutes. No way he gets to 300 wins. 275-280 maybe.

Just now, Wulaw Horn said:

They are calling him a drooling moron if you understand the code. 

Yep

#25618

Idk if Total Wine can keep up with the amount that the Astros have me drink king this year. Maybe bc the horns are good this shit evens out.

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#25625
7 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

Over the next 12 days - if we give up early runs and short starts, We’re in deep shit. We can’t sustain that bullpen usage over 12 games. We need 10 / 12 quality starts, giving up 2 runs or less.
 

I’d hope to see Diaz in 9 out of 12 line ups

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#25633
6 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Why the fuck would you call a slider down and in to a left-handed hitter? Maldonado is a fucking moron.

Unless it’s Cody Bellinger.  

#25635

Is drinking the last 2 cold Warsteiner octoberfests in the fridge, the last bit of Lalo tequila in the bottle as a ranch water, and the last two glasses of Matua Sauvignon Blanc from the wife’s open bottle considered hitting for the cycle?

if so, then I guess I just did.

#25637

It’s a good night for Pena to break this homerless streak. Then slide into the dugout.

1 minute ago, Dnaguy said:

Is drinking the last 2 cold Warsteiner octoberfests in the fridge, the last bit of Lalo tequila in the bottle as a ranch water, and the last two glasses of Matua Sauvignon Blanc from the wife’s open bottle considered hitting for the cycle?

if so, then I guess I just did.

Gamer

#25642
1 minute ago, UTexasFight said:

I found him. Maldy’s hashtag, one fan.

 

wait. does he mean number one fan?

there are more than one?!

 

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You just hate to see a parent totally fail.

#25645

I’ve called CPS.

Hell be in a new home soon enough.

The hurting stops now.

3 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

I found him. Maldy’s hashtag, one fan.

 

wait. does he mean number one fan?

there are more than one?!

 

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I’ve called CPS.

Hell be in a new home soon enough.

The hurting stops now.

#25646

stop doing the wave fuckheads

Neris really testing his luck bouncing these in to maldy

#25650
3 minutes ago, WBT said:

stop doing the wave fuckheads

Neris really testing his luck bouncing these in to maldy

I knew I found a good one but she reconfirmed it just now.

”what do the players think of the way? I think it’s stupid. I hate it.”

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