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Why the test pitches?  Call him injured and get him out of there.

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Just now, Guadaloopy said:

Sometimes our game management just sucks.  

fIfy

1 minute ago, Guadaloopy said:

Sometimes this game just sucks.  

It sucks because the manager is a fucking moron.

Need a dp

1 minute ago, Mitch Hedberg said:

Does it seem like even TK and Blum are low key second guessing Dusty?

It's not low key anymore.

 

1 minute ago, WBT said:

Need a dp

Easy order with Mullins up.  
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No team in baseball would have a better record than they currently have with me as the manager other than the Astros. A fucking sponge could manage the talent we have better than that sack of shot of a manager we have.

Thank you for a dumb send, but still lost the lead. Eat shit Montero

Why the fuck would you call a slider down and in to a left-handed hitter? Maldonado is a fucking moron.

Just now, MirrOlure said:

Lol at that horrible throw by Pena that still got an out

Abreu was in the way 

Just now, HtownHorn said:

Why the fuck would you call a slider down and in to a left-handed hitter? Maldonado is a fucking moron.

Nah bro. Dude is a coach on the field! A coach with the prowess and acumen like a dusty Baker!

6 minutes ago, Mitch Hedberg said:

Does it seem like even TK and Blum are low key second guessing Dusty?

They are calling him a drooling moron if you understand the code. 

JV had visions of a win for about 5 minutes. No way he gets to 300 wins. 275-280 maybe.

Just now, Wulaw Horn said:

They are calling him a drooling moron if you understand the code. 

Yep

Idk if Total Wine can keep up with the amount that the Astros have me drink king this year. Maybe bc the horns are good this shit evens out.

3 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

Thank you for a dumb send, but still lost the lead. Eat shit Montero

You misspelled Baker. 

How long before we blow this lead lol

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7 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

Over the next 12 days - if we give up early runs and short starts, We’re in deep shit. We can’t sustain that bullpen usage over 12 games. We need 10 / 12 quality starts, giving up 2 runs or less.
 

I’d hope to see Diaz in 9 out of 12 line ups

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Remember when I said Abreu was fixed and fine?  20 RBI in September so far. Leads the majors. 

Tucker quit being a fucking doofus

6 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Why the fuck would you call a slider down and in to a left-handed hitter? Maldonado is a fucking moron.

Unless it’s Cody Bellinger.  

1 minute ago, Scraps said:

Tucker quit being a fucking doofus


horrible at bat

Is drinking the last 2 cold Warsteiner octoberfests in the fridge, the last bit of Lalo tequila in the bottle as a ranch water, and the last two glasses of Matua Sauvignon Blanc from the wife’s open bottle considered hitting for the cycle?

if so, then I guess I just did.

It’s a good night for Pena to break this homerless streak. Then slide into the dugout.

1 minute ago, Dnaguy said:

Is drinking the last 2 cold Warsteiner octoberfests in the fridge, the last bit of Lalo tequila in the bottle as a ranch water, and the last two glasses of Matua Sauvignon Blanc from the wife’s open bottle considered hitting for the cycle?

if so, then I guess I just did.

Gamer

Montero must have been freaking out when his ERA dipped below 5.  Shithead

1 minute ago, UTexasFight said:

I found him. Maldy’s hashtag, one fan.

 

wait. does he mean number one fan?

there are more than one?!

 

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You just hate to see a parent totally fail.

Sox pull it out. Useful

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I’ve called CPS.

Hell be in a new home soon enough.

The hurting stops now.

3 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

I found him. Maldy’s hashtag, one fan.

 

wait. does he mean number one fan?

there are more than one?!

 

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I’ve called CPS.

Hell be in a new home soon enough.

The hurting stops now.

stop doing the wave fuckheads

Neris really testing his luck bouncing these in to maldy

This feels bad. 

Fuck it- just dot him. I don’t go in for 10 pitch AB’s. 

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3 minutes ago, WBT said:

stop doing the wave fuckheads

Neris really testing his luck bouncing these in to maldy

I knew I found a good one but she reconfirmed it just now.

”what do the players think of the way? I think it’s stupid. I hate it.”

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