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Bringing in a righty for Chas.

Ted needs to go for sb #29

Did cuzzi say “fuck me?! Fuck you!!”?!
 
Even if not, that’s what I’m going to think he said 

That’s what I saw/heard.
2 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

Kinda looking forward to a stress-free October.

Animal House Reaction GIF

Who was that Cuzzi ran? And yea he said fuck me? Fuck you!

1 minute ago, BrickTop said:

Who was that Cuzzi ran? And yea he said fuck me? Fuck you!

Dumbass Cintron

Buenos Diaz bitches!

Diaz earning two days off, all that running around the bases can wear out a man 

23 HRs. Think how many he'd have if he was our full time catcher

1 minute ago, tx 3 putt said:

Diaz earning two days off, all that running around the bases can wear out a man 

You sick Dusty’s dick incessantly. Tell your dude. 

1 minute ago, Mo Horn said:

23 HRs. Think how many he'd have if he was our full time catcher

Every time he hits a HR I hate Dusty even more. 

That was rather crushed

10 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

And of course Arlington is winning.

Of course?  They've sucked more than we have the last 2 weeks.

Diaz now alone in 3rd in the AL for  home runs by rookies.

Henderson - 27 (140 games played)

Casas - 24 (132 games played)

Diaz - 23 (98 games played)

 

thanks for the lost draft pick, Dusty.

1 minute ago, WBT said:

Of course?  They've sucked more than we have the last 2 weeks.

"Of course" in the context of our current predicament.

This team is like Britney Spears level disaster....still alive, but fucking barely functioning

After watching this O’s the last two years and the Astros for the last 8, it’s like high draft picks matter. 

Edited by UTexasFight

So is Urquidy just broken now?

Some regression for the pitching staff was inevitable but I wonder if we're starting to miss Strommy a year on.

Welp 

11 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

23 HRs. Think how many he'd have if he was our full time catcher

Maldy has 15 ? So he’d have at least 10 more 

20 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

Me thinks we are done here tonight. I'm heading on vacation for the next 2 1/2 out of the country so will see scores but won't follow any games. By the time I get back the season will be over as well as the wild cards. Hopefully we can get hot and go on a run. If not tonight will be the last Astros game I'll see this year. I'll leave it in your hands Surly. 

I leave next week for 2-1/2 weeks out of the country as well.  Doesn’t look like we’ll miss anything.  

2 minutes ago, WBT said:

So is Urquidy just broken now?

Some regression for the pitching staff was inevitable but I wonder if we're starting to miss Strommy a year on.

Yeah. I’m sure we are. 

Unless Brantley's shoulder is unattached again, he should ph for Peña here.  And if it is, Meyers probably should.

Alas.

We could always bring in DFA acquisition Joel Kuhnel to pitch or maybe we would prefer the 4 time DFA stalwart Bennet Sousa. Our pen is worked.

Just now, Planet Houston said:

I just don’t get this team. Sigh

We just aren't all that good this year, and haven't been. Between the old players getting injured, the young players regressing, some questionable management and rule changes that absolutely affected our strategy (limiting the shift), we're just a shadow of the team we were last year.

We might trip our way into the playoffs this year, if only because the rest of our division seems to be unable to seal the deal, but we aren't scaring anyone.

We’re slumping at a bad time. 
thankfully so are Texas and Seattle.

hopefully we pull it together and something like a 7-3 or 8-2 L10 to finish the season.

but the pitching is going to be a real problem in October. I‘m not sure how this staff can pull out 11 wins, especially if 4 have to be against the Braves offense. Pray someone gets hot for 3 games and takes them out in the LDS

5 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

hopefully we pull it together and something like a 7-3 or 8-2 L10 to finish the season.

but the pitching is going to be a real problem in October. I‘m not sure how this staff can pull out 11 wins, especially if 4 have to be against the Braves offense. Pray someone gets hot for 3 games and takes them out in the LDS

Lionel Ritchie What GIF

7 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

We’re slumping at a bad time. 
thankfully so are Texas and Seattle.

hopefully we pull it together and something like a 7-3 or 8-2 L10 to finish the season.

but the pitching is going to be a real problem in October. I‘m not sure how this staff can pull out 11 wins, especially if 4 have to be against the Braves offense. Pray someone gets hot for 3 games and takes them out in the LDS

Yeah, I'm just gonna go ahead and enjoy first place while I can.

Sousa huh?  Why not just let Urquidy finish it?

Whatever

1 minute ago, WBT said:

Sousa huh?  Why not just let Urquidy finish it?

Whatever

He’s a lefty. 

1 minute ago, Honeysucklerose said:

Boy oh boy. Not the way I pictured this season.

In first place?

Fucking run through the guy and knock him on his ass!  That's his fault for being in the baseline!!!

3 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said:

Nice hustle, Peña.  

Yeah why tf would you not slide there?

3 pitchers this inning and the tying run hasn't even come to the plate 

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