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Dusty’s radio interview / explanation about Yordan resting today was much better than Julia’s quote 

- he’s been getting jammed on pitches he usually jumps on 

- focusness at the plate 

- last night he never swang at that last at bat

 

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Team getting ready to sit back and spend that hard earn cash

6 minutes ago, Honeysucklerose said:

Well, this game is over.

This guy owns us.  We are getting shut out- maybe no hit. 

This pitcher has our number, no hitter wouldnt shock me 

They need to check the air in that ball, should have been a lead off homer 

2 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

This guy owns us.  We are getting shut out- maybe no hit. 

16+ scoreless innings last season vs us 

4 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

This pitcher has our number, no hitter wouldnt shock me 

NO-HITTER ALERT!!!

KYLE BRADISH IS THROWING A NO-HITTER!!!

THE ASTROS HAVE NO HITS!!!

TELL YOUR FRIENDS!!!

He can hit those corners, I remember when Astro pitchers could hit those corners 

Holy shit Jake.  That's ball bounced in front of the plate and he still swung at it.

They might be losing on purpose.  It takes effort to play this bad.

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lol wtf was that?  Just bait the throw to first for a free base, or make them throw balls to Maldy...

It’s hard to describe just how bad we looked offensively the first 3 innings. It’s just a fucking disgrace. 

7 minutes ago, perfectchaos007 said:

Haven’t seen uncle Mike in a while. Maybe he’s prepping for the 60 day IL

Sore again allegedly. 

Sweet way to the end season. Swept and series losses to the rials and A’s. Fitting though. From Tom cruise in cocktail “things always end badly or they would never end”
 

hopefully this whiny post turns the game and season around.

Just now, Rockethorn1978 said:

Sweet way to the end season. Swept and series losses to the rials and A’s. Fitting though. From Tom cruise in cocktail “things always end badly or they would never end”
 

hopefully this whiny post turns the game and season around.

Try to enjoy five more innings of first place.

Don’t see too many line drives caught by the pitcher, but coming off the end of Peña’s bat it was only hit at around 70mph

54 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

This pitcher has our number, no hitter wouldnt shock me 

Our lineup is more than capable of making it happen. 

Was it really only two weeks ago that we swept the Rangers and appeared to on our way to a division title? 

5 minutes ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

Sweet way to the end season. Swept and series losses to the rials and A’s. Fitting though. From Tom cruise in cocktail “things always end badly or they would never end”
 

hopefully this whiny post turns the game and season around.

 

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Why has Brantley not played in 3 days? Is he hurt? I’ve been out of the country and vaguely checking in and here we are. What a shitshow. 

2 minutes ago, Seasick Sailor said:

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Thank you for the laugh.  Frugal Carl Weathers always cheers me up.

This is the best Javier has pitched in a long time.  His velocity is still down though.

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1 minute ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

Why has Brantley not played in 3 days? Is he hurt? I’ve been out of the country and vaguely checking in and here we are. What a shitshow. 

It's the only thing that makes sense at this point.

Just now, kevwun said:

This is the best Javier has pitched in a long time.

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3 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said:

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The arrogant ass will be Dusty if he doesn’t pinch hit Yordan for Meyers in the 8th if the game is still this tight.

Setting aside he shouldn’t be sitting at all, I still want to hear his explanation for getting him an extra rest day against the best team in the AL vs the 2nd worst on Friday 

I'm not giving up on the season, but let me put it this way:  I won't be spending more than $3000 on Tempur-Pedic, Sealy, or Stearns & Foster mattresses at Gallery Furniture.

TK: "Dusty Baker looking for some offense."

I think we all know where he can find it.

 

We get actually get a runner on 2nd with no outs... and fail to move them any further

Just now, VirginiaLonghorn said:

Jim Palmer has been effusive with his praise of Javier.

Don't care.

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What a collection of chucklefucks. My god I absolutely loathe this team right now. Also- our only hit was bullshit and I’d have called it an error if I was the official scorer. 
fuck you dusty. You are the reason any of this matters you fucking nitwit. 

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