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Royals the Seattle then az to end the season. At this point I expect us to lose every series and end the season 3-4 games back missing the playoffs. Then there’s that fantasy we make it and get hot and win it all. But I also fantasize I’ll get to bang a supermodel too so…..

Love that fire from Senor Neris.

Just now, David Dennison said:

Please don't lose 1-0.

Please.

Well we won’t score 2 so probably so or they’ll score 3/4 more.

1 minute ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

Well we won’t score 2 so probably so or they’ll score 3/4 more.

Just not 1-0.

Please.

Get the bunt down fattie

Ok, Jake... but we're still going to bitch when you are in the starting lineup.

And Dusty has hamstrung himself because he can't pinch hit for Maldy without losing the DH.  We have played so much this season with intentional handicaps.

Slider , slider ,.... every pitch to pena. How about learning to layoff that crap.

I think pitchers have a pot going to see who can strike him out on the one furthest off the corner.

Edited by kevwun

Interference bitches.

Lfg

No hr since July 5. And he hits second in line up.

I thought that CI isn't reviewable?  What the fuck are they doing?

1 minute ago, Jshep34 said:

No hr since July 5. And he hits second in line up.

It's September 20 and our manager is still tinkering with the line up.

It is what it is.

In case you've ever wondered how it felt to be fans of our 2022 postseason opponents...now you know. 

Bradish pitches a lot like prime Pressly.

It's September 20 and our manager is still tinkering with the line up.
It is what it is.
You can tinker on September 20 when you're up 10 games on the division.



I wonder if there's any sort of thought that these Astros just aren't good at home and so you'd rather have more road playoff games.
1 minute ago, kevwun said:

Bradish pitches a lot like prime Pressly.


mold Presley, not America’s closer Presley 

 

 

 

 

1 minute ago, Guadaloopy said:

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Adam Sandler Yes GIF

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15 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said:

And Dusty has hamstrung himself because he can't pinch hit for Maldy without losing the DH.  We have played so much this season with intentional handicaps.

You can't change the position of player when they pinch hit?  I thought they would swap Diaz to C, staying in the 6 spot, but have Yordan become the DH in the 9 spot if he came in. Is that not an option?

3 minutes ago, elfenix said:

You can tinker on September 20 when you're up 10 games on the division.



I wonder if there's any sort of thought that these Astros just aren't good at home and so you'd rather have more road playoff games.

That’s all fine except “more road playoff games” means having to play an extra 3 game series. No way they are purposely trying for that

It doesn't matter, this time ain't doing shit in the playoffs.  The starters have been subpar for months, the defense sucks and the hitting is streaky as fuck.  I look forward to never watching Dusty Baker stumblefuck his way through a game again.

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17 hours ago, WBT said:

So is Urquidy just broken now?

Some regression for the pitching staff was inevitable but I wonder if we're starting to miss Strommy a year on.

We need to fire Dusty as soon as the season is done and hire Strommy as manager. Bring back what made the Astros special. No more relying on idiot decision makers like Bagwell and Dusty. While we are at, Crane needs to apologize to Luhnow and make it right to bring the GOAT back home to Htown.

3 minutes ago, Dutchrudder said:

You can't change the position of player when they pinch hit?  I thought they would swap Diaz to C, staying in the 6 spot, but have Yordan become the DH in the 9 spot if he came in. Is that not an option?

Nope.  The DH spot is reserved for the pitcher.  Once you move the DH to a position, you forfeit DH and pitchers have to hit for themselves.  

4 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

We need to fire Dusty as soon as the season is done and hire Strommy as manager. Bring back what made the Astros special. No more relying on idiot decision makers like Bagwell and Dusty. While we are at, Crane needs to apologize to Luhnow and make it right to bring the GOAT back home to Htown.

While we're at it, let's bring back A.J., George, Correa, CFM, Yuli, and Marwin Gonzales because why the hell not?

1 minute ago, Guadaloopy said:

Nope.  The DH spot is reserved for the pitcher.  Once you move the DH to a position, you forfeit DH and pitchers have to hit for themselves.  

Right so you can PH for Maldy with Yordan and move Diaz to catcher in the 6 spot. But the next time the 9 spot comes around, the pitcher has to hit or another pinch hitter.

1 minute ago, David Dennison said:

While we're at it, let's bring back A.J., George, Correa, CFM, Yuli, and Marwin Gonzales because why the hell not?

I often chuckle at the thought of this board debating Chas vs George this year if he was still an on this team instead of Chas vs Dubon/Meyers.

Can't wait until we add some offense by calling up Gilbert and Clifford. 😝

Just now, Gut Wagon said:

Can't wait until we add some offense by calling up Gilbert and Clifford. 😝

2026 is gonna be interesting.

Pinch hit Yordan you fucking old saggy balled piece of shit

I think he's daring Crane to fire him before the season is over.

We got a shot even with Jon cause Fujinami sucks butthole

Baltimore throwing Fujinami is the Astros equivalent of Montero.

Let em off the hook. Gotta score on fujinuts before 3rd batter

Baltimore throwing Fujinami is the Astros equivalent of Montero.
Only difference is their manager knows it and only allows him the min batters while ours lets Montero roll until inning is over

If Uncle Mike can't swing the bat here, he must have left the park already. 

Cool, cool, cool.  We may get a chance to tie it here and go into Manfred innings with no DH.  Good stuff.

His dad grounded him for missing curfew.  He's not allowed to leave the house.

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