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#26312
Just now, cabowabo said:
1 minute ago, Smax said:
unfucking real how shitty they are at home

They're not really good

Fify 

I think this team is broken. Top to bottom 

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#26315
Just now, Smax said:

unfucking real how shitty they are at home

People thought I was joking months ago when I said the team should stay in a hotel near MMP. 

#26319

Apparently this team’s collective subconscious wants a break after all the grind from past deep playoff runs. Way to go Stros. 

#26321
1 minute ago, cabowabo said:

If missing the playoffs guarantees that Dusty and Maldonado are gone next year, sign me up.

Does it guarantee that though? Dusty will probably say that "I want to make things right" and try to come back. And Framber and Javier will probably want their savior Fat Ass back 

#26324
2 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

They’ve broken me. If they bring back the gruesome twosome next year I’m going to need a lobotomy 

tickets will be cheaper, with more room to spread out

#26326
9 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

All of this because Martin Maldonado can't catch.

well....all of it?

#26328
Just now, Gut Wagon said:

That kid has hit 200 playable grounders to SS this year. Fix him or trade him. 

Nah, move him up to the 2-hole!

#26332

1.) I'm glad we have Mashity to keep past balls from biting us in the ass

2.) It sucks when you lose a quality start when only recording a single out.

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#26341
7 minutes ago, perfectchaos007 said:

Yeah no way we’re getting a crooked number inning with Maldy 

Mashity must have photos of Dusty jacking off a horse.

I just don't get it.

#26342
Mashity must have photos of Dusty jacking off a horse.
I just don't get it.
Its not for you to get

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#26343
9 minutes ago, Honeysucklerose said:

Dude hitting 191

He's been hot lately.  His ops is also up over .600

#26344
28 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

They’ve broken me. If they bring back the gruesome twosome next year I’m going to need a lobotomy 

I have suffered watching the Texans and Rockets having the worst coaches in their respective sports for the past 3 seasons. To have to do the same with our beloved Astros, a guy that is single-handedly so stupid that he is threatening to end the dynasty on his own, is just too much. 

#26345
3 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

I have suffered watching the Texans and Rockets having the worst coaches in their respective sports for the past 3 seasons. To have to do the same with our beloved Astros, a guy that is single-handedly so stupid that he is threatening to end the dynasty on his own, is just too much. 

Some might call it a bridge retard too far

#26348
1 minute ago, HtownHorn said:

Just amazing this team might not make the playoffs due to playing the worst offensive and defensive catcher in baseball.

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