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Ted!  Nice effort CF

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Man on 3rd no outs and he isn't gonna score is he?

Chas not getting anything to pop up. Ragans trying to walk him to get to these two chumps in the 8 and 9 hole. 

triple and no outs.

We don't score a run.

Dusty baker is a shitty coach. Fucking crypt keeper with the morgue dugout.

That was less than ideal.

Chas swinging no matter where the pitch was located did not help

Just now, Wishbone said:

Chas swinging no matter where the pitch was located did not help

He had to. Him walking accomplishes nothing when there’s full on trash behind him. 

The moment seems to be too big for some of these guys. Which makes no sense, but that's how it looks. 

I thought Dusty coached in the NL for most of his career.

Why not actually do something there and coach a run home or something.

He's just fucking lazy and blames the players when they don't execute.

What a fucking shitty manager who has coasted on the talent from his teams. He doesn't know what it means to 'coach up' anyone.

3 minutes ago, oh_snap said:

He had to. Him walking accomplishes nothing when there’s full on trash behind him. 

But we get through the trash faster. Now we start the bottom of the 5th with more trash than if had he walked or waited for a better pitch. You don’t want to save trash for later.

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1 minute ago, Wishbone said:

But we get through the trash faster. Now we start the bottom of the 5th with more trash than if had he walked or waited for a better pitch.

Maybe Diaz pinch hits?

Just now, Dnaguy said:

Maybe Diaz pinch hits?

Probably

 

 

not.

Just now, Wishbone said:

Probably

 

 

not.

Dusty: 

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2 minutes ago, Wishbone said:

But we get through the trash faster. Now we start the bottom of the 5th with more trash than if had he walked or waited for a better pitch. You don’t want to save trash for later.

That’s how it’s playing out. But the only choice for Chas was to try and sac fly in the run. Otherwise it would get stranded. He had to swing at crap and try

1 minute ago, oh_snap said:

That’s how it’s playing out. But the only choice for Chas was to try and sac fly in the run. Otherwise it would get stranded. He had to swing at crap and try

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We should tweet some death threats to Maldy’s wife or something. 

They're pressing now.

 

 

Against the Royals.

 

Nice 2 innings in a row there

I understand that, but the crap he was swinging at had no chance at bringing in anyone had he made contact. That grade a crap on a couple he went after.

(forgot to quote “oh-snap”)

Edited by Wishbone

Rangers destroying Seattle

They are sucking the absolute life out of baseball for me. It’s miserable watching these games. Way worse than the 100+ loss seasons because we knew what we had

3 minutes ago, Honeysucklerose said:

They are sucking the absolute life out of baseball for me. It’s miserable watching these games. Way worse than the 100+ loss seasons because we knew what we had

Anytime you have the life sucked out of you, you'll end up Dusty.

2 minutes ago, Honeysucklerose said:

They Dusty are is sucking the absolute life out of baseball for me. It’s miserable watching these games. Way worse than the 100+ loss seasons because we knew what we had

 

It’s hard to describe how shitty that Maldy AB in the 5th was. It’s like performance art on how he can fuck up a game but he’s done it on offense and defense. 
holy shit what a stupid play by Framber. 

Framber came to MMP on the short bus tonight

Hold up, wtf was that decision to throw to 3rd?

1 minute ago, rvm96 said:

Hold up, wtf was that decision to throw to 3rd?

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So, if he’d have taken the out at 1B we wouldn’t have had the If in and we’d give up 1 run there. Good times. 

Edited by Wulaw Horn

I can't wait for Dusty to be fired.

I'm going to go and buy a super nice bottle of Extra Anejo tequilla.

Does this mean he doesn’t get a beloved “Quality Start”?

Breaks my fucking heart. 

Just now, Dnaguy said:

I can't wait for Dusty to be fired.

I'm going to go and buy a super nice bottle of Extra Anejo tequilla.

I can't wait to complain about his replacement.

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