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Postseason hopes Circling the toilet bowl 

Just now, David Dennison said:

I can't wait to complain about his replacement.

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“Foggy” may be more appropriate than Dusty at this point in his career.

Why was not maldy screaming and pointing 1B. His sole reason for existing is because a Framber is apparently a drooling idiot without him. So, if he’s going to be a drooling moron with him why bother?  

Just now, Wishbone said:

“Foggy” may be more appropriate than Dusty at this point in his career.

Lazy is actually the best term.

Dude phones it in and then fucks it up when he makes moves b/c he doesn't put in the work. 

Bringing in Maton is essentially conceding the game, no?

The dude is the antithesis of a truncate....

Phil, the blood thinner, Maton.

or....

Phil Alexi Romanov Maton.

Just turned on the game, it appears we got the Exxon Valdez version of Framber tonight.  Hopefully they can turn on the jets and get some runs to make this interesting. 

Got a little bit of that Rasputin magic that inning i see.

 

There's plenty of blame to go around, and not just tonight. These guys are absolutely melting in the spotlight, and that's about as scathing a charge as you can lay against professional competitors in any field. Of course, Baker is as big a fraud as you'll find in MLB, which isn't helping at all. 

Maybe a few Giles-esque self punches would help. Couldn't hurt. 

1 minute ago, Gut Wagon said:

There's plenty of blame to go around, and not just tonight. These guys are absolutely melting in the spotlight, and that's about as scathing a charge as you can lay against professional competitors in any field. Of course, Baker is as big a fraud as you'll find in MLB, which isn't helping at all. 

Maybe a few Giles-esque self punches would help. Couldn't hurt. 


if the pitching sucks, your team sucks 

If we brought AJ back (or anyone that’s not a dipshit) got rid of maldonado and signed a half way decent LHH LF I think this team wins something like 105-110 games. 
being on a team managed by Dusty is like running a marathon wearing lead jacket and ankle weights. 

Maybe they didn’t read the post about this being the most important game of the year ???

 

They were done weeks ago. We were just in denial. This team wasn’t going anywhere even if they had made the playoffs. It’s almost over now and October is going to be boring this year. 

This team is so frustrating. I’m not expecting a playoff berth at this point.

 

1 minute ago, lilMAC25 said:

This team is so frustrating. I’m not expecting a playoff berth at this point.

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13 minutes ago, Honeysucklerose said:

On to college football tonight.

Wow ... Virginia is 0-3? I BET THE ASTROS WOULD STILL FIND A WAY TO LOSE TO THEM

We're going to go a whole season intentionally putting our best lineup on the field a sizable minority of games.

That's amazing.

So unclutch this season 

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Man I wish we had some trash cans to beat on right about now.....

Did they really just try to sell ALDS tickets?

1 minute ago, Overlord said:

Did they really just try to sell ALDS tickets?

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1 minute ago, Overlord said:

Did they really just try to sell ALDS tickets?

I’d be worried about tickets for Sunday

Just now, Dnaguy said:

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 That’s a great idea about now! Thanks for the nudge!

You know, would losing the rest of our games really be such a bad thing? If we're going to miss the playoffs, why not go ahead and REALLY miss them? Whatever it takes to humiliate Crane and Brown into action, starting with giving Baker the boot. 

1 minute ago, Wishbone said:

 That’s a great idea about now! Thanks for the nudge!

 

Self medicate.

I am.

Just going the tequila + topo and lime route.

It numbs the pain!

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Lmao at “Astros have 9 outs to work with”.  Ummm not with these two bums in the 8 and 9 spots. 

1 minute ago, Dnaguy said:

 

Self medicate.

I am.

Just going the tequila + topo and lime route.

It numbs the pain!

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Another good idea.…gonna go with both.

Cool another maldy strikeout

Down five runs with 8 outs to go. Scoring runs is infinity more important than any intangible. Yet Maldy gets an AB. Fuck Dusty Baker. Fuck him for allowing it. And fuck him for doing it so consistently that it isn’t even surprising.

1 minute ago, Wishbone said:

Another good idea.…gonna go with both.

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11 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

I bet we score with Diaz batting 6th or 7th that inning 

Why would you not let maldonado hit for himself down 5. 

0-9. Fuck it. Get Dusty the hell out of here in disgrace. He sponged off a good team last year. 20 years of suck should have been the warning

When’s the last time JP went yard?

Spring Training?

1 minute ago, Mitch Hedberg said:

0-9. Fuck it. Get Dusty the hell out of here in disgrace. He sponged off a good team last year. 20 years of suck should have been the warning

Last year?  4 years and counting

1 minute ago, Overlord said:

When’s the last time JP went yard?

Spring Training?

July 5th. 

This is some really impressive September baseball we’re playing getting skull fucked by some 100 loss teams in the last couple weeks lol.

Good thing we gave away 2 outs to start this inning 

Just now, WBT said:

Last year?  4 years and counting

He tried to fuck up 2020. Finished under 500. 

I always follow to the last out. But not tonight.  Have fun watching the train hit the bottom of the canyon. 

Just now, Gut Wagon said:

I always follow to the last out. But not tonight.  Have fun watching the train hit the bottom of the canyon. 

I hate myself so I’m making myself watch to the end as a form of self loathing. 

3 minutes ago, cabowabo said:

7 runs on 4 hits. How is that even possible?

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