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11 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

July 5th. 

Our 5/6 hitter doesn’t homer for the first 2 months.

Our 2, 6/7 hitter doesn’t homer for the last 2.5

incredible

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Can somebody explain to me why Maldy looks at the dugout between every pitch? I’ve been watching him all year long. Just look at him and you’ll see him do it. I don’t think he calls pitches. 

We are terrible. We will lose convincebly.

32 minutes ago, Saint Tacky said:

They were done weeks ago. We were just in denial. This team wasn’t going anywhere even if they had made the playoffs.

Just like in 2020!

If they get in, I sure as hell wouldn't bet against them continuing the LCS streak.  Somehow.

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3 minutes ago, Overlord said:

Can somebody explain to me why Maldy looks at the dugout between every pitch? I’ve been watching him all year long. Just look at him and you’ll see him do it. I don’t think he calls pitches. 

He's staring down Diaz to show dominance. 

21 minutes ago, Dnaguy said:

Girl Why Dont We Have Both GIF

Yes indeed. Or moar…

More LOB!

Chazzy Fizz!

1 minute ago, UTexasFight said:

Even the team announcers are giving up.

Kalas sounds like his dog died 

All he needed was some meatloaf!

And perhaps more importantly we'll clear the bottom of the order now this inning

Dubon is taking some horrible swings tonight

1 minute ago, David Dennison said:

If we lose, we lost in the first inning.

The leadoff K/passed ball really set the tone

Astros to the Surly thread : fuck you, a bunch of quitters !!!!

 

 

 

 

2 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

If we lose, we lost in the first inning.

no shit sherlock GIF by Team Coco

Edited by tx 3 putt

Let’s see diaz now please for the tie game 

 


if he’s  not pinch hitting, I need someone to track down Dusty’s involvement betting over/under number of wins at the beginning of the year 

Edited by UTexasFight

But but it's only the 8th inning.  How will our pitcher tangible his way through the 9th?

I gave up watching and went out back to chill, walked in the house to grab a whiskey and asked my boys if we scored, they said no we lost this game. I said, what will you say when CM goes yard? 2 seconds later he goes oppo. You're welcome. LFG.

2 minutes ago, Overlord said:

Dubon is taking some horrible swings tonight


meh, he’s having a very nice little season 

1 minute ago, UTexasFight said:

Let’s see diaz now please for the tie game 

 

 

Ugh 

very impressive hex !

How are they pitching to Altuve with Diaz on deck?  I IBB him even as the tying run

At least we've cleared Peña this inning

Just now, UTexasFight said:

One time Pena

 

july 5…

pena doing pena things.

Glad we have the 9th best hitter on the team (not in the lineup today of course- but on the team) hitting 2nd. 

1 minute ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Glad we have the 9th best hitter on the team (not in the lineup today of course- but on the team) hitting 2nd. 

Can’t have the 9th best hitter on the team batting before the worst hitter on the team.

and can’t have the worst hitter on the team not batting.

Lost in all the angst about refusing to ph for maldy is that we should be ph-ing for Peña also late in close games.

Neris don’t need no Maldy backing him up.

He don’t give a fuck. 
 

I like Neris. 

3 minutes ago, WBT said:

Lost in all the angst about refusing to ph for maldy is that we should be ph-ing for Peña also late in close games.

Yeah get Uncle Mike to the plate. No point in being cautious with him now

Edited by perfectchaos007

Peña to the 9 hole (after extensive bunting practice), Diaz to 5-6 hole and Maldy to bullpen catcher.

Just now, perfectchaos007 said:

Yeah get Uncle Mike to the plate. No point inbeing cautious with him now

And if Brantley is mostly dead, I'd even rather take my chances with Meyers.  Dusty would probably send up Singleton though, so never mind.

Damn, I think chandler's batters eye is fucking up Yordan.  He's had some ugly ABs this homestand.

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