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Gave up a run in the 1st.  Cool, cool.

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1 minute ago, WBT said:

Gave up a run in the 1st.  Cool, cool.


Only gave up 1 !

Like 10 years ago i did random grab bag of autographed ball at Astros game.

I got Jordan Lyles.


/cool story bro

We did something good woooo

6 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Like 10 years ago i did random grab bag of autographed ball at Astros game.

I got Jordan Lyles.


/cool story bro

This is why I wouldnt do one of those “current player” bags for the Astros Foundation charity night.

I don’t want a fucking Singleton ball I could have gotten in Round Rock 8 years ago when he came through with Fresno

3 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

This is why I wouldnt do one of those “current player” bags for the Astros Foundation charity night.

I don’t want a fucking Singleton ball I could have gotten in Round Rock 8 years ago when he came through with Fresno

On the plus side, a Singleton ball wouldn't have any bat scuffs. 

How is 5 runs not enough to beat the worst team in MLB? Oh and the Astros are losing again today already!?

No respect for rag ass arm Meyers

Just now, Scraps said:

No respect for rag ass arm Meyers


such a weak arm

Hit the ball fucksticks

1 minute ago, Scraps said:

Hit the ball fucksticks

The correct phrasing is, “Hit the fucking ball, assholes.”

This team has full blown AIDS

Lol damn that woulda been badass by Bregman

3 minutes ago, Scraps said:

This team has full blown AIDS

Tear it down, starting at the top. Just fucking pathetic. We used to be the hunters and now we keep rolling over and showing our belly 

1 minute ago, Scraps said:

Lol damn that woulda been badass by Bregman

He was trying to show off to the Cricket scouts.

7 minutes ago, perfectchaos007 said:

He was trying to show off to the Cricket scouts.

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We are getting punked by fucking Jordan Lyles


Anyone want to buy an autographed ball?

1 goddamn hit against Lyles.

Anyway, back to the Texas game

The fucking rule has some judgement in it and that was piss poor.  He had a whole throwing lane open and he was going to be safe anyways. 

3 minutes ago, Honeysucklerose said:

What kind of BS call was that??

Watching with sound off please explain that call

edit NM Interference. Questionable 

Edited by TonyTexas

Any half competent manager would have tore that ump a new asshole and hanging in the clubhouse by now. 

Instead our fucker is still in the dugout, snoring his ass off, drool probably rolling down side of his cheek…

6 minutes ago, oh_snap said:

Any half competent manager would have tore that ump a new asshole and hanging in the clubhouse by now. 

Instead our fucker is still in the dugout, snoring his ass off, drool probably rolling down side of his cheek…


 

the umpires made the proper call. It’s a bs rule 

Aaron Boone will be looking for a job very soon if you like coaches that argue dumb shit 

Edited by tx 3 putt

2 minutes ago, Scraps said:

God dammit Mashitty Jr

 

2 minutes ago, Honeysucklerose said:

Who we blaming for that passed ball??

Maldonado's mentoring is making a difference

4 minutes ago, Honeysucklerose said:

Who we blaming for that passed ball??

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This team is done. Out of gas and don’t give a fuck they’re losing to the royals. Embarrassing. But couldn’t have ever dreamed of a run we just went on. 4 WS and 2 rings. 

The 2013 Astros season died a more honorable death than this one is.

Edited by n64ra

I give a hearty salute to this Sousa guy. 

Edited by TonyTexas

5 minutes ago, perfectchaos007 said:

Dusty tinkering with the lineup every game gives them no chance for rhythm 

I think they have quit on him. He's the only manager that has likely had a different lineup for every game this season. He thinks he's being smart, he's just a fucking idiot.

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