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20 minutes ago, WBT said:

This thread has sure swung wildly based on one win.  We're sweeping now?  I'd cut your arm off to split the next two with Seattle.

Make that Maton's right arm and we just might get the split. 

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1 hour ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

Haha it’s what we do. Win one and we’re going to the WS.

It's time to admit that we are all in an abusive relationship with the 2023 Houston Astros. Sure they've spent the last two weeks on a bender beating the shit out of us every night, but they brought home flowers last night, so they've clearly changed. Plus, how would we get by without them?

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7 minutes ago, Seasick Sailor said:

It's time to admit that we are all in an abusive relationship with the 2023 Houston Astros. Sure they've spent the last two weeks on a bender beating the shit out of us every night, but they brought home flowers last night, so they've clearly changed. Plus, how would we get by without them?

Perfect analogy. “He didn’t mean it when he hit me”.

He’s changed. I promise! 

Just win baby...  As an added bonus, it would be great to crush the Mariners souls for a second season in a row. 

Make it 2 in a row and I might get my hopes up.

If we can't win the division, I'd rather stay right where we are and play Minnesota instead of the Rays.  If we beat Minnesota, then we'd open the ALDS at the Rangers on October 7.  If that was a night game, that would make for a helluva day in Dallas.  There would be a game on Sunday at the Rangers too, and Monday is a holiday.
This is the recipe for an epic Surly post.
5 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

No human liver could survive that day

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The refusal to put an obviously finished Brantley on the injured list and intentionally shortening our bench is as close as you can get to a true "fired for cause: incompetence" scenario for the GM.

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Website says 9:05

TV says 8:30??

Y’all bring it home, fellas.  Boarding a flight to Spain.  Hope the boys are still playing when I get home in a couple of weeks.  
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27 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

The refusal to put an obviously finished Brantley on the injured list and intentionally shortening our bench is as close as you can get to a true "fired for cause: incompetence" scenario for the GM.

We’ve been operating as a dumb organization, top to bottom, since the ‘22 WS ended. 

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1 hour ago, UTexasFight said:

I guess Brantley’s dead again. Assuming so, here is our playoff lineup 

 

53 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

The refusal to put an obviously finished Brantley on the injured list and intentionally shortening our bench is as close as you can get to a true "fired for cause: incompetence" scenario for the GM.

 

1 hour ago, CycleTex87 said:

Brantley’s shoulder has fallen off after a dozen at bats.  

 

3 hours ago, Seasick Sailor said:

It's time to admit that we are all in an abusive relationship with the 2023 Houston Astros. Sure they've spent the last two weeks on a bender beating the shit out of us every night, but they brought home flowers last night, so they've clearly changed. Plus, how would we get by without them?

This was literally the last 5 minutes of my podcast. It made my co host very uncomfortable. 

10 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

 

 

 

The training staff said he was ready to go today. So Dusty said we had to wait for tomorrow because that’s his rule, 1 extra day. Even if there are only 5 games left in the season. 
a man has to have a code. 

11 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

a man has to have a code. 

Oh, indeed.

 

 

R.I.P. 

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Taylor Clarke for the Royals has three saves against the Astros. Tonight on seven pitches he’s given up back-to-back massive homers and a rocket caught at the wall in the deepest part of Comerica Park. 

I like this late start time, I actually get to see the first few innings after the kids go to bed. Gotta win out from here on!  

1 hour ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Taylor Clarke for the Royals has three saves against the Astros. Tonight on seven pitches he’s given up back-to-back massive homers and a rocket caught at the wall in the deepest part of Comerica Park. 

This vexes me.  I'm terribly vexed.

Booooooo

Shut up fucktards

Another lucky bounce there to only get 1 out. Need a couple runs here to start the avalanche

Well that was not optimal

What the fuck are you swinging at Yanier?  He’s not throwing a strike at 0 - 2. 

Diaz looks like me on mlb the show

Fuck it swing at everything

So how far out would he have gone?

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1 minute ago, Honeysucklerose said:

Come on Diaz. Don’t swing at everything.

Narrator: He Swung at Everything 

Well that went just about as well as you would expect...  the drought with RISP continues...

Disheartening 

It's way too early in the game to be miffed about a weak effort on offense. But that's never stopped me before. 

Less raisin ball innings and more wheelbarrow nut innings

1 minute ago, Gut Wagon said:

It's way too early in the game to be miffed about a weak effort on offense. But that's never stopped me before. 

It’s not though. This guy is a stud. If you are gonna get him you have to do it early. He gonna settle down now. 

3 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

It’s not though. This guy is a stud. If you are gonna get him you have to do it early. He gonna settle down now. 

No way he settles down! Maldy is on a hot streak of hitting and catching baseballs. 

Who names their kid July anyway

5 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Less raisin ball innings and more wheelbarrow nut innings

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