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8 minutes ago, UTHornFan014 said:

No way he settles down! Maldy is on a hot streak of hitting and catching baseballs. 

Yeah- witness the 2nd inning.  1,2,3 on 10 pitches. 

Member when Maldy lost a bunch of weight for this season? What the fuck has he been doing since? He looks like he's in his 15th trimester 

Blue Jays lost.  Angels up 4-1

We aren’t  hitting this guy. Next best hope is for a couple 10 pitch AB’s with like 6 foul balls. But instead we let him off the hook with another 8 pitch inning. 

Seattle fan behind me are wondering why they didn't shift on defense just now. Fing morons  

Grichuk just went 2 run dong....6-1 Angels

Well being reviewed now...may not be a homer

Of course 2 weak swings for hits

LAA homer overturned but still got some action going

Yeah so don’t bring in Maton here with runners on base. Bring in nerris even if it’s the 3rd inning. 
I’m skipping ahead 5 minutes Dusty. Might want to think it out. 

Man Tuve, that was not necessary 

What the fuck are you doing Jose.  Just idiotic. 

Altuve dude

Throwing like he is running the bases.

Altuve you fucking idiot. Did you really think you had even the slightest chance of getting him out?  

What the fuck is he doing out there?

Moar stupid. Throw to second base dude. You ain’t getting him at the plate. 

Get it together Christian

He’s got Maton warming up. Just now. In typical Dusty fashion he’s 5 minutes behind the game and pulling the wrong lever. 
holy shit I will be so happy when he’s gone. 

Just now, cabowabo said:

Javier is out of shape. 

Apparently he eats nothing but McDonald’s. 

Just now, Wulaw Horn said:

Apparently he eats nothing but McDonald’s. 

He looks like he’s sweating grease from his swollen face. 

2 minutes ago, cabowabo said:

Javier is out of shape. 

Also thinks he’s allergic to the weight room. 

The new manager needs to have a very hard conversation with Altuve. His baseball IQ needs to improve or he DH's next year.

We ain’t scoring 2.

Just clueless at the plate

Seriously lay down a bunt.

This year’s team is just so sloppy 

uninstalling the MLB app again

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