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Losing the DH is overrated....means nothing.

Let’s go you fat bastard!

Make me eat my words. 
 

Please!!!

That’s what shoulda happened in the first

All Singleton is is Maldy with a beard. And 50 lbs. 

3 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

And holy shit, has Dusty realized we’re in a playoff race?

losing the DH in the 7th?!

Worth it every time to ph for maldy...if it were anyone but Singleton anyway

Singleton is just a fatfuck version of Maldo

I thought you had to throw the ball over the 3rd basemen's head from RF.

Nice to see the OG’s from 2017 team playing their hearts out. Leaving it all on the field. 

1 minute ago, UTexasFight said:

Our big time players are not stepping up in big time games 

At least we swept Arlington.

6 minutes ago, Overlord said:

I’m sorry. I expected more than that. 

Unfortunately, Singleton is on the short list for offensive MVP tonight 

I swear to fucking Christ, the MLB has the stupidest fucking media strategy in the modern era. I’m closer to Houston than I am to Dallas, but their blackout rules keep me from seeing any and all Astros games, even when they are on national television. Why do I even try to maintain my childhood fandom of a team that the league won’t even let me watch from the comfort of my home 180 miles away while they force feed me a team I never watch 240 miles away. Oh, and they let WGN broadcast the Cubs all the fucking time nation wide because that makes all the sense in the world. 

2 minutes ago, Eastwood said:

Oh, and they let WGN broadcast the Cubs all the fucking time nation wide because that makes all the sense in the world. 

Phil Hartman Idk GIF

This team is pretty good at one thing lately. 
 

Quitting. 

Not sure but don't think Abreu and Diaz strategy of swinging at all the balls and taking all the damn strike is effective. 

13 minutes ago, Eastwood said:

I swear to fucking Christ, the MLB has the stupidest fucking media strategy in the modern era. I’m closer to Houston than I am to Dallas, but their blackout rules keep me from seeing any and all Astros games, even when they are on national television. Why do I even try to maintain my childhood fandom of a team that the league won’t even let me watch from the comfort of my home 180 miles away while they force feed me a team I never watch 240 miles away. Oh, and they let WGN broadcast the Cubs all the fucking time nation wide because that makes all the sense in the world. 

I bought Fubo purely for Astros games. I already have Spectrum. 
 

I haven’t added it up in a while, but it’s somewhere around 1,200 bucks to watch the season. 

The only guy on this team I’m totally down with, is Hector Neris. 
 

I like that motherfucker. 

I really don't want to be defeatist. But something needs to change. Maybe sitting out the playoffs for a year would do this team some good. Because whatever IT is, they don't have it. I would love to eat my words but this entire year has the stink on it that 2020 did. 

The only guy on this team I’m totally down with, is Hector Neris. 
 
I like that motherfucker. 
You should probably find a new team
Just now, Scraps said:

Lacerated kidney


99 mph, that has to be extreme pain 

Come on bregman you have owned this dude before

Stop playing shit defense and stop swinging at ball in other box is the winning formula

Sadly Mariner fan almost hitting Kirby was indeed the highlight of this evening. 

We better not have to rely on the Rangers to sweep the Mariners to save us... cause I have a feeling those fucktards will probably tank the last couple games on purpose if they already have the division clinched

13 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Win the series tomorrow 

Palabra

41 minutes ago, YChang said:

Sadly Mariner fan almost hitting Kirby was indeed the highlight of this evening. 

They definitely hit him:

 

Wow, i just kinda saw the ball arc down and land near the pitchers mound. Impressive arm from that kid, but what an idiot. 

Dusty is such a fucking idiot. Hubris is killing the Astros. Time to take Dusty to the dumpster immediately after our last game in Arizona.

3 hours ago, Macklemore said:

Dusty is such a fucking idiot. Hubris is killing the Astros. Time to take Dusty to the dumpster immediately after our last game in Arizona.

Why not now?  

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