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Just now, Overlord said:

I say we give the 8th to Abreu. 
 

And the 9th

 

this lead is growing, bring in scrubs to end it

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Pour.

It.

 

On.

 

 

And ya'll can thank NERIS for helping the team shake out of dat funk

 

Just now, cabowabo said:

Abreu…Montero….Pressley. 

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1 minute ago, David Dennison said:

So who's pitching the 8th?

Abreu

but he’ll probably get cute and go to Montero facing the bottom half of the order 

Edited by UTexasFight

Jesus Christ. I really don’t want to see Pressly on the mound tonight. 

1 minute ago, Overlord said:

How bout Stanek in the 9th?

Uhm….no. 

2 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

What happens to leadoff walks?

 

(also see: this is why Abreu should not be our closer)

according to keith moreland, he scores 80% of the time

5 minutes ago, Shaggy3.0 said:

according to keith moreland, he scores 80% of the time

Apparently the other 20% of the time, Abreu is on the mound 

Maldy with the "Fuck you!"

man, that first game in June is gonna be a doozy!!!

Maldy is a bad mother fucker

Edited by Stros121

3 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

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New keyboard 

2 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

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Those are shitty seats 

 

next home game would oct 7 if we manage to jump the rangers?

otherwise oct 10? 
that right?

 

(keep the smartass “next march”comments in your pocket)

I don’t know but it sure seems that Maldy gets more hits than JP. 
 

How is Pena even at .200?

21 minutes ago, Shaggy3.0 said:

And ya'll can thank NERIS for helping the team shake out of dat funk

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Just now, Overlord said:

I don’t know but it sure seems that Maldy gets more hits than JP. 
 

How is Pena even at .200?

It’s because we still expect Peña to get hits

Maldy, you remember every one like you do the birth of your own children because it’s so few and far between

Mariners fans reachin' hands up for that foul ball like the seagulls in finding nemo... mine! mine! mine!

Can we bring in Maton for a few pitches? This isn’t working. 

Have to pull him now.  Dude cannot throw a fastball. 

Edited by cabowabo

For fuck’s sake… get out of this inning already. 

This is ridiculous leaving him in there. 

Dusty, wake the fuck up. 

Fuck. Julio’s on deck. 
 

And he’s fucking pissed

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