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We all need to chip in and get Abreu a new necklace. 
 

His logo is outdated. 

Serious question.

Is Pressly on the Spectrum?

Julio is kind of a fucking pussy and he doesnt have any sauce. Eat shit Seattle 

Whew. Whew. Whew. Add on another 3 please. 

Triple Mocha Latte, motherfuckers.

1 minute ago, Overlord said:

Serious question.

Is Pressly on the Spectrum?

Serious question:

Did Julio think he was entitled to win?

And there you go.

 

Ya'll keep talking shit about Pressly

 

2 minutes ago, Shaggy3.0 said:

And there you go.

 

Ya'll keep talking shit about Pressly

 

Lots of time still on the clock. 

Neris’ broken chain is getting a spot in the Astros HOF if that inning turns out to be the spark that propels this team to another commissioner’s trophy

 

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Or at least a 2024 bobblehead day

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Just now, UTexasFight said:

Neris’ broken chain is getting a spot in the Astros HOF if that inning turns out to be the spark that propels this team to another commissioner’s trophy

 

Hell, that's a moment no matter WHAT happens next.

Just now, UTexasFight said:

Neris’ broken chain is getting a spot in the Astros HOF if that inning turns out to be the spark that propels this team to another commissioner’s trophy

 

If Framber broke his chain that would be a shame, since it’s worth the GDP of many third world countries. 

Watching Brantley have all these hits tonight makes me wonder if Dusty sucks ass and maybe he shouldn't have subbed Singleton last night. Just thinking out loud

Assuming we hold on, we need the Rangers to win tomorrow night. The winning the division ship sailed last night, and we need Seattle to dead and buried ASAP, especially since they have the tiebreaker over us.  Plus, I’m comfortable going on the road against the Twins in the WC. 

If we hold on tonight 2 wins gets us in the playoffs no matter what, right?

Just. Pitch. Strikes

If we hold on tonight 2 wins gets us in the playoffs no matter what, right?

Too soon. But yes.

That would put us at 89 wins. 3-1 for the mariners would mean 90 wins for texas. 89 for houston, 88 for Seattle. 
4-0 for the Mariners means everyone has 89 wins and we go as a WC in a 3 way tie. So, just win one more series and we are in. 

absolutely fucking awful. throw strikes dickhead

That would put us at 89 wins. 3-1 for the mariners would mean 90 wins for texas. 89 for houston, 88 for Seattle. 
4-0 for the Mariners means everyone has 89 wins and we go as a WC in a 3 way tie. So, just win one more series and we are in. 

Need 27 outs this game man.

It's like 8th inning Pressley and 9th inning Pressley are two different guys.

Just now, txduck87 said:


Need 27 outs this game man.

I said if. Just doing math. 

6 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

If we hold on tonight 2 wins gets us in the playoffs no matter what, right?

Arizona is playing for something too correct?

I dont know the numbers but the numbers but Pressley in non saves is awful 

Pressly is still on the ropes.

Astros win the world is right.

If you shoved a lump of coal up Pressly’s ass in 2 days you’d have a diamond. 

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