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Not Lyles....how bout Bobby Witt Jr.

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Had a delayed flight from San Antonio to DFW. Many of us were fucked on our connections in Dallas. Dude sitting next to me was about 75 and had a Phillies cap on. He saw me use my phone and the Ap to catch the next flight for Amarillo.

’Hey, I gotta get to Terminal D, can I make it?’

’ Follow me, and I’llget you on the right train at Skylink’

’ you Texas boys are always nice.’

’ I wouldn’t mind my Astros playing your squad again.’

Then he kind of gave me a dirty look. ‘ Damn son, I guess I’ll pull for ole Altuve now.’

We both had a laugh and he went on his way in the right direction.  Love how sports bring us together.

1 hour ago, Wulaw Horn said:

He either truly believes maldonado gives us the best chance to win; or

He is intentionally doing this to establish his aloha dominance over the organization.  
either way it’s absurd he has a job, and total control. Jim Crane did this people. Blame Jimbo. 

Meaning Dusty's either (a) an idiot; or (b) a malevolent idiot. It's more excusable if he's not outright trying to cost us games, but he's an idiot either way. And at this point, seems Crane can be painted with the same brush. 

lllllleeessssssssssssssssssssssssssggggggooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Can the front office fake a positive covid test for Dusty?  Send his ass home for two weeks at least?

So dusty needs to die because the starters want to pitch to maldanado over Diaz ?

I’ll guess that no manager makes a line up based on ‘WaR’ 

Edited by tx 3 putt

No. But he needs coach less or more, depending upon desired result. 

And stanek finally gets back and has a kid…and is gone again?

so much excitement having JP and Diaz, to…

Urquidy, Maldy and probably martinez at some point tonight 

Pittsburg, St. Louis, and Milwaukee need to win tonight. That helps the Astros.

Pitt is up 3-0 on the Marlins. Milwaukee has nothing to play for, and they are tied 0-0 with the Cubs going into the B4. Cin is up 7-0 on the Cardinals.

Fuck the Pirates. Gave up 4 runs in the top of the 8th.

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13 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

so much excitement having JP and Diaz,

You were excited about JP?  

21 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Pittsburg, St. Louis, and Milwaukee need to win tonight. That helps the Astros

Did we move back to the National League when I wasn’t looking?

43 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Pittsburg, St. Louis, and Milwaukee need to win tonight. That helps the Astros.

Pitt is up 3-0 on the Marlins. Milwaukee has nothing to play for, and they are tied 0-0 with the Cubs going into the B4. Cin is up 7-0 on the Cardinals.

Fuck the Pirates. Gave up 4 runs in the top of the 8th.

I’m at Brewers game. Up 3-0 vs Cubs

Need to score now!

"If Urquidy is going to get right, he needs to throw strikes"

Urquidy opens the game throwing 3 straight balls and walks the hitter

I hope these “emergencies” aren’t going to be a problem in October. 

6 minutes ago, Overlord said:

I hope these “emergencies” aren’t going to be a problem in October. 

Maybe I'm reading it wrong but that seems pretty heartless.

1 hour ago, HtownHorn said:

Pittsburg, St. Louis, and Milwaukee need to win tonight. That helps the Astros.

 

I know this has already been addressed. But I am intrigued and want to know, and understand  

What is your reasoning behind such a assessment?

 

 

Just now, Overlord said:

I know this has already been addressed. But I am intrigued and want to know, and understand  

What is your reasoning behind such a assessment?

 

 

The Dbacks could clinch if things fell right in those games thus would sit some players/pitchers

1 minute ago, rvm96 said:

Maybe I'm reading it wrong but that seems pretty heartless.

Let’s take a couple of examples. 

If your mother or father die, that qualifies as an emergency. 
 

If your grandmother or grandfather die, well, that’s not an emergency. They were old. People die when they get old.

This is, of course, all predicated on whether it is a playoff baseball game or not.

And I think we all here agree, that these final 3 games should be treated as playoff games. 

That’s what grandma would want anyway. 
 

 

10 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

The Dbacks could clinch if things fell right in those games thus would sit some players/pitchers

That is a very reasonable response.  I see your point. Thank you. 

Urquidy is taking care of business. He’s working what he’s got. Hopefully we can get a couple more from him. 

Why Dusty Baker?

maldonado terrible

play Diaz, asshole. 
 

That’s my haiku for the night. 

27 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

I think that Gurriel is Yuli's son not his brother 

 

Cubans going to Cuban 

The longer this game goes scoreless, the more I’d like to see the Rangers hang a crooked number on the Mariners. 

What do we have like 3 hits?  
This team is so fucking annoying. I love them but fuck, they are annoying and piss me off all the time. 
Are the Astros my children?  

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Wow.

Sat on 2 pitches.

You know we aren't serious if Yordan gonna stare at two fastballs down the middle

Abreu up with 2 on and 2 out again.  Cool, cool.

Just now, WBT said:

Abreu up with 2 on and 2 out again.  Cool, cool.

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