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Never in doubt.  Win 1 more and we're in.

I'M ALIVE!

 

I'M ALIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!!

 

I GET TO LIVE ANOTHER DAY AHHHHHHHHH @Wulaw Horn won't hunt me down and killl mee yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Now, look who creepin, look who crawling still ballin in the mix

#HTownPride 

1 minute ago, HtownHorn said:

I have no faith of Pressly closing out this game.

Well that's when I knew it was a lock to be a save.

That was some playoff baseball. 

Astros win, Pressly kinda sucks as a closer

Well. There’s another pair of Tommy Johns headed for the trash. 

Let’s go to the interview of the translator. 

1. Fuck you, Pressly

2. Someone must have told Urquidy it was a World Series game

3. Whatever genius signed Abreu should run the upcoming offseason

OK, back to watching unbelievably shitty college football :D

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Just now, cabowabo said:

How does Abreu not speak English yet?

He doesn't do DuoLingo 

Damn abreu has the master dip in his mouth.

The bad thing is that we gonna get their best shot tomorrow. 

The good news is, even if we lose tomorrow they will clinch and undoubtedly drink until 4 in the morning, celebrate and play a split squad lineup on Sunday  Should be easy like playing the royals! 

Best news would be if we win tomorrow, Seattle wins again, but the reds lose.  Then, diamondbacks clinch and shut it down, we are guaranteed the playoffs and a win wins us the division. 

That’s the ideal scenario tomorrow. 
 

I think I wouldn’t pitch JV tomorrow and try to steal a win with France if he’s back. Or Bielak or something like that. That way- if you steal the win you throw Javier Sunday and if you win you get the division. If you lose you have JV and Framber lined up for the WC series with Minnesota. 
 

I bet we go with JV, but I don’t think that’s how I’d do it now that we have 2 chances to win 1 game. 

4 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

OK, back to watching unbelievably shitty college football :D

Arlington is down 8-0 that’s fun to watch

7 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

I'M ALIVE!

 

I'M ALIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!!

 

I GET TO LIVE ANOTHER DAY AHHHHHHHHH @Wulaw Horn won't hunt me down and killl mee yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Don’t count outs and it will be ok. 

1 minute ago, Stros121 said:

Damn abreu has the master dip in his mouth.

That's not a beard. It's a nicotine stalactite. 

Just now, Stros121 said:

Arlington is down 8-0 that’s fun to watch

Yeah but it is bad for our playoff math if Seattle wins.

6 minutes ago, runthebone said:

 

3. Whatever genius signed Abreu should run the upcoming offseason

.392 average with RISP and 2 outs. 
who needs Yuli 

4 minutes ago, cabowabo said:

How does Abreu not speak English yet?

I’d almost guarantee you he does. But just not super well. Doesn’t want to misspeak in his second language I bet. 

3 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

 

I bet we go with JV, but I don’t think that’s how I’d do it now that we have 2 chances to win 1 game. 

Play to win the division.  Give yourself a chance to bypass 2 of 3 roulette

Biggest game of the season is tomorrow, can't hold anything back

3 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:


Best news would be if we win tomorrow, Seattle wins again, but the reds lose.  Then, diamondbacks clinch and shut it down, we are guaranteed the playoffs and a win wins us the division. 
 

This is the way.

We take care of our business and win the next two, I have a feeling one of Castillo or Kirby beats the rangers and we win the division.

1 minute ago, Mez2 said:

Biggest game of the season is tomorrow, can't hold anything back

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14 minutes ago, Rip76 said:

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Propanalol!

Boy, Dusty goes out of his way to mention Maldy in pressers.  
 

 

1 minute ago, Overlord said:

Boy, Dusty goes out of his way to mention Maldy in pressers.  
 

 

He’s an obstinate idiot at war with math and knows the rest of the world is mocking him. Of course he does. 

2 minutes ago, Overlord said:

Boy, Dusty goes out of his way to mention Maldy in pressers.  
 

 

Fuck both of them!

3 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Dusty had a good game, y'all.

Yep. Broken clock was right on time. 

6 minutes ago, perfectchaos007 said:

That 432ft double has to be up there with the longest base hits ever

Richie sexton off the flag pole in MMP when it was 436 to the pole and he hit it 30 feet up the pole. 

3 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Richie sexton off the flag pole in MMP when it was 436 to the pole and he hit it 30 feet up the pole. 

And like that one, Abreu should have been given a triple 

Holy shit, I can't believe they pulled that win off! I looked up highlights because I missed it live, but what the fuck was the call on that Abreu "double"???  Did that get reviewed by New York umps?  The ball clearly hits the yellow line on this video, and here's a screenshot I took of it before it changes direction.

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https://www.mlb.com/video/jose-abreu-homers-18-on-a-fly-ball-to-center-field-alex-bregman-scores-ky

4 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Richie sexton off the flag pole in MMP when it was 436 to the pole and he hit it 30 feet up the pole. 

Damn, I would love to see a video of that hit if it exists

Just now, Dutchrudder said:

Holy shit, I can't believe they pulled that win off! I looked up highlights because I missed it live, but what the fuck was the call on that Abreu "double"???  Did that get reviewed by New York umps?  The ball clearly hits the yellow line on this video, and here's a screenshot I took of it before it changes direction.

image.png.c166d17f1fc27fdb3aa180e73fb543ed.png

https://www.mlb.com/video/jose-abreu-homers-18-on-a-fly-ball-to-center-field-alex-bregman-scores-ky

Hitting the yellow line is not a HR. Has to be above the yellow line

9 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Another game 7 tomorrow 

urquidy stepped up huge 

More like game 6 with us up 3-2. 

8 minutes ago, perfectchaos007 said:

Damn, I would love to see a video of that hit if it exists

Hitting the yellow line is not a HR. Has to be above the yellow line

I saw it live. It was amazing. 

Another thought- if we win tomorrow and Seattle loses- they have no incentive to win on Sunday. Won’t likely get their best effort. 

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