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49 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

I keep seeing that the Astros will clinch a playoff berth with a win tonight but, after looking at the standings, I’m not understanding that. Someone give me the Cliff Notes


I do your mom

Astros win 

We’re in the playoffs 

1 hour ago, Js1 said:

Crane forcing Dana to re-sign Maldy bc Crane’s golf buddy said to would be the least surprising off-season move 

Obama likes Maldy?

Just now, TonyTexas said:

JV is turning into Greinke. Throwing lots of junk 

His strikes are deceptive, that's for sure.

I know we talk a lot about Maldy’s deficiencies. 
 

But fuck, man. He knows nothing about pitch framing. 

Strike 3 makes the count 2:1.

 

Furk this HPU

2 minutes ago, Overlord said:

Tough inning on pitch count


BP is rested 

11 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

JV is turning into Greinke. Throwing lots of junk 

I hope he ain’t there yet. 
 

It’s sad watching Greinke grunting to 82 mph fastballs. 

Just now, TonyTexas said:

Bunt

Welp

Motherfucker. 
 

Are we back in National League?

What is a bunt?

Their catcher is pitch framing better

Good time for Bregs to break out

Just now, perfectchaos007 said:

Gotta beat the Diamondbacks and the HPU tonight


he has to be blind 

Blue needs to get hit with a few foul tips to recalibrate his fucking eyes. Jesus H Christo. 

Who’s our long reliever?

I don’t think we have one, right?

2 minutes ago, Overlord said:

Who’s our long reliever?

I don’t think we have one, right?

Yes

Our pen is on fumes... this pitch count got me worried

With all due respect, I really don’t care what this fuckstick has to say about anything. 

It’s the playoffs. We can start using starters in long relief. Either Brown or France, whoever isn’t going tomorrow 

5 minutes ago, Overlord said:

Who’s our long reliever?

I don’t think we have one, right?

Please don’t go to Hunter Brown for 2 or 3. 
 

He’s not capable of it, mentally. 

I hate these one half inning advertisements. 
 

And they choose this game?

 

 

Bring back HSE!

1 minute ago, WBT said:

29/30 club 

He’s got tonight and tomorrow. 
 

I am rooting hard for 30/30. 
 

It’s going to make his value skyrocket, to the point where we can’t afford to sign him. 
 

But the kid deserves it. 

Those folks in the call center are working their asses off.  On a Saturday night no less. 

What's up with the D-bags fans? Seems like everyone just wears random street clothes. No team colors and doesn't seem like many shirts with logos...not many hats.  Can we bring Hispanic Titanic back with us?

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