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Just now, WBT said:

If Neris is available why didn't he start this inning?

Yep. You play like this is the last game of the season. If you win, who gives a shit about tomorrow. Neris, Abreu, Pressly should have been the last 3 guys with a lead. Dumb fuck Dusty decides he knows better.

Just tuned in to watch Graveman shit the bed, but fuck yeah Neris with the 3 pitch strikeout!  Let's get it!

Neris got that dog in him.

Just now, cabowabo said:

HECTOR MOTHERFUCKING NERIS


Big Balls !

That was rather large.

Now go score some runs.  Who's leading off again?

MOTHERFUCKING HECTOR NERIS. 
 

I love that guy. No homo. 

4 minutes ago, WBT said:

If Neris is available why didn't he start this inning?


I’ll guess, we wanted him to pitch the 8th and 9th 

Neris.  Noice!!!

3 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

If you win, who gives a shit about tomorrow. 

We win tonight and  tomorrow and the Rangers lose, we win the division.  So we don’t shut it down with a W tonight. 

Neris has been a rock for awhile now. We'd be in way bigger trouble without him. 

1 minute ago, cabowabo said:

We win tonight and  tomorrow and the Rangers lose, we win the division.  So we don’t shut it down with a W tonight. 

The d backs on the other hand can party balls out tonight !

2 minutes ago, cabowabo said:

We win tonight and  tomorrow and the Rangers lose, we win the division.  So we don’t shut it down with a W tonight. 

We lock a playoff spot with a win. This is literally the most important game of the year. We win we are in the playoffs and tomorrow is another conversation.

We should send a keg over to the locker room. Laced with Fentynal. 

Just now, HtownHorn said:

We lock a playoff spot with a win. This is literally the most important game of the year. We win we are in the playoffs and tomorrow is another conversation.

And still, Maldonado led off the inning.

 

Why the hell was Maldonado even batting? Makes zero sense. If nothing else Diaz is a defensive replacement. Such bullshit

And still, Maldonado led off the inning.
 

But but the pitchers love him [emoji1787]
Just now, tx 3 putt said:

Bringing in a leftie to face Yordan 

 

Is That So Season 10 GIF by Curb Your Enthusiasm

They gonna walk him. 

Dusty needs to be tested for dementia by the team doctors

It's vascular dementia. In case anyone was wondering.
4 minutes ago, perfectchaos007 said:

Dusty needs to be tested for dementia by the team doctors

Or a random 

Tucker getting to 30/30 in the 9th would be OK with me. But first things first. 

So I guess Pressly isn't available tonight?  Why not?

Stanek taking paternity leave this series. Wow. 

1 minute ago, WBT said:

So I guess Pressly isn't available tonight?  Why not?

Cause he sucks?

Just now, Lat22 said:

Stanek taking paternity leave this series. Wow. 

Yeah, that’s fucking bullshit. 

Just now, Lat22 said:

Stanek taking paternity leave this series. Wow. 

I’m biting my tongue on that one. 
 

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