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Just now, perfectchaos007 said:

We really have 2 pitchers on paternity leave? jfc


france is back

2 minutes ago, perfectchaos007 said:

We really have 2 pitchers on paternity leave? jfc

Meanwhile, Maldy's play is an abortion. 

13 minutes ago, Rip76 said:

 

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Can’t figure shit out

Fuck. I don’t feel too good about the mood right now. 
 

Or lack of momentum. 

Mid inning pitching changes are bullshit 

2 minutes ago, Overlord said:

Fuck. I don’t feel too good about the mood right now. 
 

Or lack of momentum. 

Don’t be a pussy. 

Here come the apologists. 
 

Welcome guys. Nice to hear you. 

4 pitch walk to the #9 spot. Why does everything have to be soooo hard

Well we're in.

3 in a row.  Keep winning series.

Go win the division tomorrow.

1 minute ago, WBT said:

Well we're in.

3 in a row.  Keep winning series.

Go win the division tomorrow.

Just win baby

Astros Win motherfuckers. We overcame Dusty. Hey Dusty — you no longer control the lineup anymore in the playoffs. DUSTY YOU’RE OUT

Nice job, close game. Now go steal the division from the Rangers and make them sad!

Rangers magic number is 1.

Astros magic number is 2.

my Arlington friends are all pinging me about their little ole Rangers.  I just keep telling them to party- hardy!!!

Better win tomorrow just to run through the tape.

 

LFG!!!

Damn, these last two games… 2-1 and 1-0.  Fucking beautiful

Just now, oh_snap said:

Damn, these last two games… 2-1 and 1-0.  Fucking beautiful

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Dbacks have to be throwing a AAA pitcher tomorrow ? 
 

save those arms ??

 

 

 

 

Maldy stepped up huge today 

 

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Rangers probably trying to cut a deal with the Mariners as we speak. 

So if we win tomorrow and the Rangers lose, we win the division?

1 minute ago, cabowabo said:

Rangers probably trying to cut a deal with the Mariners as we speak. 

 

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3, 5, or 6.

I can’t imagine the Mariners being competitive at all tomorrow, especially with Mr. “I wish I wasn’t out there” as the probable SP. although maybe every ranger will be hungover…Texas teams like soaking the mariners’ visitor locker room 

I like that we aren’t popping bottles until tomorrow.

job’s not done yet

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Just now, Rip76 said:

So if we win tomorrow and the Rangers lose, we win the division?

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If the rangers jump out to a lead and Seattle is in mail it in mode I think we should intentionally lose to stay on the twins ranger side of the bracket 

2 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

If the rangers jump out to a lead and Seattle is in mail it in mode I think we should intentionally lose to stay on the twins ranger side of the bracket 

Hopefully the rays have multiple PPP with nothing to play for and needing to get things line up/rested for the WC round 

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