October 1, 20232 yr At least rosters aren't as huge as the old days, when you could put out an incredibly shitty lineup
October 1, 20232 yr Had we celebrated tonight, would this have been the first time both locker rooms were popping bottles at the same time? Edited October 1, 20232 yr by UTexasFight
October 1, 20232 yr 5 minutes ago, UTexasFight said: Hopefully the rays have multiple PPP with nothing to play for and needing to get things line up/rested for the WC round Sure. Hell, Toronto might try their damndest to lose as well. It could be a 3 way race to the bottom with nobody putting up the slightest bit of a fight.
October 1, 20232 yr 2 minutes ago, wildcat09 said: Scott Servais will start a single A team tomorrow to fuck us. Zero doubt. That rangers bullpen is bad enough to blow a lead to said team though by accident.
October 1, 20232 yr Thank god. Most frustrating Astros team of all time finally does what seemed like a tap-in 2 weeks ago. Let's fuck around and be that team that sneaks its way into the ALCS and then pisses the entire country off by making it to yet another WS.
October 1, 20232 yr 13 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said: If the rangers jump out to a lead and Seattle is in mail it in mode I think we should intentionally lose to stay on the twins ranger side of the bracket Damn, is it possible we could get routed to the Rays?
October 1, 20232 yr 14 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said: If the rangers jump out to a lead and Seattle is in mail it in mode I think we should intentionally lose to stay on the twins ranger side of the bracket servis is going to lay down to screw the Astros
October 1, 20232 yr Just now, cabowabo said: Damn, is it possible we could get routed to the Rays? Yes. we win, rays win. headed to Tampa
October 1, 20232 yr 2 minutes ago, UTexasFight said: Yes. we win, rays win. headed to Tampa Man, fuck that. I doubt the Rays would rather play the Astros than the Jays, so they’ll likely roll over. Edited October 1, 20232 yr by cabowabo
October 1, 20232 yr 4 minutes ago, cabowabo said: Damn, is it possible we could get routed to the Rays? Yes. If texas wins, we win and the Jays lose. 4 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said: servis is going to lay down to screw the Astros I’m aware. That’s why I’m suggesting we lose if that’s what is playing out.
October 1, 20232 yr If the rangers jump out to a lead and Seattle is in mail it in mode I think we should intentionally lose to stay on the twins ranger side of the bracket Toothpick vascular dementia doesn't understand.
October 1, 20232 yr If we somehow find ourselves "needing" to lose, I fully expect Dusty to march out the death lineup.
October 1, 20232 yr AL 1: Baltimore (clinched) 2: Texas with a rangers win or Astros loss or Houston with an Astros win and Rangers loss 3: Minnesota (clinched) 4: Tampa (clinched) 5: Toronto with a Blue Jays win or Astros loss or Houston with an Astros win, Rangers win and Blue Jays loss or Texas with Rangers loss and Astros win 6: Houston with Rangers win and Astros and Blue Jays win or Rangers win and Astros and Blue Jays loss or Rangers and Astros loss or Blue Jays with Rangers win, Astros win and Blue Jays loss NL 1: Braves (clinched) 2: Dodgers (clinched) 3: Brewers (clinched) 4: Phillies (clinched) 5 and 6: Miami or Arizona. Not getting in to that one thanks to the Marlins suspended game
October 1, 20232 yr 3 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said: Maldy spoked to the team after the game fuck moldy
October 1, 20232 yr 18 minutes ago, Macklemore said: What does that mean? That they’re doing pre and postgame stuff? did they never do that in previous years? Edited October 1, 20232 yr by UTexasFight
October 1, 20232 yr 1 minute ago, UTexasFight said: What does that mean? That they’re doing pre and postgame stuff? Yes. Of course, they’re not going to broadcast the playoff games but will have pre and post game shows.
October 1, 20232 yr 6 minutes ago, UTexasFight said: What does that mean? That they’re doing pre and postgame stuff? did they never do that in previous years? It means Sparks AND Blum in the locker room for playoff celebrations.......with JULIA of course. Edited October 1, 20232 yr by BornOrange
October 1, 20232 yr 37 minutes ago, runthebone said: At least rosters aren't as huge as the old days, when you could put out an incredibly shitty lineup 9 Jon Singleton’s for game 162!
October 1, 20232 yr 46 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said: 47 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said: #HispanicHeritageMonth palabra!
October 1, 20232 yr Rangers are celebrating hard tonight, per the gram astros had a speech from maldy and a champagne toast ...
October 1, 20232 yr 24 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said: Those pics look like Maldy ate Abreu and spit him back out
October 1, 20232 yr 41 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said: Rangers are celebrating hard tonight, per the gram astros had a speech from maldy and a champagne toast ... How is he so fat?
October 1, 20232 yr 20 minutes ago, UTexasFight said: Those pics look like Maldy ate Abreu and spit him back out Abreu smartly must have doused himself in salad dressing.
October 1, 20232 yr 14 minutes ago, Stros121 said: How is he so fat? show more respect for the player of the game
October 1, 20232 yr told ya'll they'd win today. playoff spot clinched. astros win the west on sunday. bet the house.
October 1, 20232 yr Astros scenarios entering final day: HOU win, TEX win, TOR win: Astros are No. 6 seed, playing Minnesota HOU win, TEX win, TOR loss: Astros are No. 5 seed, playing Tampa HOU win, TEX loss, TOR win/loss: Astros are division champs HOU loss: Astros are No. 6 seed, playing Twins
October 1, 20232 yr This is the 17th year the Astros will participate in the playoffs. Here the managers who have led those teams: 4 -- AJ Hinch 4 -- Dusty Baker 4 -- Larry Dierker 2 -- Bill Virdon 2 -- Phil Garner 1 -- Hal Lanier
October 1, 20232 yr Champagne is nice. They should have served trash can punch. Did Dusty drink his champagne out of Maldy’s nut cup just to rub it in!
October 1, 20232 yr How is he so fat? Go back and look at an opening day pic of him. He was actually in good shape. Much thinner. I understand gaining weight during the off-season. Dude has been slamming cheeseburgers instead of working out during the season. A consummate professional.
October 1, 20232 yr Lot of dudes look way worse at the end of the season than preseason. They aren’t lifting nearly as much during the season so they start to get a bit flabby. I remember in 2017 there was a picture of Bregman right after the season and he was a bit doughy.
October 1, 20232 yr 7 hours ago, tx 3 putt said: Glad to see them taking it easy. After the bullshit they put us through the last few weeks, staying sober and trying to win a division title is the least they can do.
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