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Today is a God day to win the division

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18 minutes ago, Mez2 said:

Today is a God day to win the division

It is Sunday….

2 hours ago, Mez2 said:

Today is a God day to win the division

Know how I know you're not Jewish?

11 minutes ago, runthebone said:

Know how I know you're not Jewish?

Because I'm mexican? 

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Big thanks to Hector Neris for saving our season this last week.

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2 hours ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Lot of dudes look way worse at the end of the season than preseason.  They aren’t lifting nearly as much during the season so they start to get a bit flabby.  I remember in 2017 there was a picture of Bregman right after the season and he was a bit doughy.

Yeah I remember that too.

but those Maldy pics are a lot more than “not as muscular” and a “little flabby” 

 

 

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8 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

Yeah I remember that too.

but those Maldy pics are a lot more than “not as muscular” and a “little flabby” 

 

 

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Maldy is 50 years old so that contributes.  We old fucks know the struggle all too well.

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32 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Maldy is 50 years old so that contributes.  We old fucks know the struggle all too well.

And that’s fair 

I’m ready for the line up and game. Y’all pump Up the hate, we need this W 

Odds we get trolled with the death lineup on the final day of the regular season, get the W but Mariners lay down to screw us?


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Every game starts at 2:10 today, so they won't know if the win matters until the game is nearly over. Oh well, go for it, hope for the best. Go Stros!

Happy they made the playoffs. Now it's just about getting hot. Still say it's criminal insane what toothpick is doing to Diaz and Chaz.

Less than four hours until wulaw’s annual rant about carrying three catchers on the playoff roster. Not that it matters since dipshit can’t figure out the best way to use the current two catchers.

Passing through Dallas and these fuckers have a Texas Rangers 2023 AL West Champions billboard already.

39 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Less than four hours until wulaw’s annual rant about carrying three catchers on the playoff roster. Not that it matters since dipshit can’t figure out the best way to use the current two catchers.


grae can emergency catch 

12 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Arizona laying down, their lineup is AAAA quality.


As they should, they need to be thinking about thinking about tues / weds 

After last nights performance, I’d be okay if they made graveman suit up as catcher and have fastballs fired at him as third catcher, since lee is gone

12 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:


grae can emergency catch 

Might not be on the roster 

7 minutes ago, oh_snap said:

After last nights performance, I’d be okay if they made graveman suit up as catcher and have fastballs fired at him as third catcher, since lee is gone

Why not Montero? He's getting paid like a top 10 catcher.

30 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Passing through Dallas and these fuckers have a Texas Rangers 2023 AL West Champions billboard already.

Please take a picture of it, if things go our way today, it will be EPIC

26 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Arizona laying down, their lineup is AAAA quality.

Yeah, well, we're starting 2023 Javier, so...

42 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Passing through Dallas and these fuckers have a Texas Rangers 2023 AL West Champions billboard already.

Ask them how that NBA chanpionship parade that one year turned out 

Please take a picture of it, if things go our way today, it will be EPIC
Yeah wasnt able to. It was one of those digital ones that switches ads

Team wants the division 

Y'all keep talking shit about Bregs

Just now, Dutchrudder said:

Tuck better find his mojo this week.

Dusty is trying to jump start him by hitting him ahead of Yordan 

Arlington  3 up 3 down in top1

What is this bush league opener bullshit 

yall keep talking shit about the bush league opener bullshit.

4 minutes ago, WBT said:

Arlington  3 up 3 down in top1

Same for Dunning in b1

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